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Zoonie the Lazoon

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Zoonie the Lazoon last won the day on January 27 2015

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About Zoonie the Lazoon

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    Bog snorkelling, professional gambling, becoming a sybarite, cooking dogs, extreme ironing, waterboarding, squirrel hunting, dominoes, vexillology, yodelling, collecting milk bottles, catching pigeons, knobbing, flying kites, selling pegs

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  1. Zoonie the Lazoon

    Cheapest Flight (just for fun)

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    Metered taxis

    Well, they are very big in the Balkans
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    Metered taxis

    Bob's my dad actually.....or do you know our dark family secret 555
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    Normal Price Brekky

    Relatively interesting...in that the menu featured a Scottish breakfast including a potato scone and black pudding! "Never 'eard about that" bleated Crud...once again emphasising that he desperately needs to get out more. Also, watching Crud slever over his brekkie through his ill-fitting falsers, put me right off any notion of a fry-up that I might otherwise have entertained. For me, the whole thing was spoiled by Crud returning to his recent mantra that Pattaya (and it is pronounced 'Pattiiya' FFS!) really needs cheap charlie's! Yea, sure.. like I need a hole in the head! To paraphrase the immortal words of the Great Bard : "Vlogknob, thou dost protest too much, methinks!"
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    Normal Price Brekky

    Agreed that breakfast isn't breakfast without black pudding .... I thought I saw black pudding on the Smokin' Joe's English brekkie!
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    Flu or flu like

    Chicarito...I would support your observation about culture. One LB acquaintance of mine had no more than a slightly dry throat and a stuffed nose. She went off to a pharmacy and emerged with SEVEN different types of pills and potions, including at least two antibiotics....all suggested by the "pharmacist"! All that was needed was to take it easy for a couple of days and drink plenty of fluids. Absolutely crazy....no wonder these quack drug outlets are ten-a-penny in Thailand. You couldn't make it up!
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    Flu or flu like

    Colds, flu and sinusitis are viral not bacterial , so antibiotics would have been no use whatsoever to you. The body's own immune system sorted it! Mis-use of antibiotics is one of the biggest dangers facing the world today.
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    A380, A white elephant?

    Long long time. They will not finish construction of their current order book until 2021!
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    Should I take PrEP before going to Pattaya to protect myself?

    And this is your first post? Try looking around the forum, and you will find the answers you seek, Grasshopper.
  10. Zoonie the Lazoon

    Direct Flight v Stop Over

    Stop Over! 6-7 hours on an aeroplane is enough without a couple of hours break. I cannot sleep on a plane , so the idea of 12-13 hours non-stop would bore me shitless.
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    Royal Jordanian

    Never flown with them either.. but recently came 2nd in the list of the World's Worst Airlines. Rated relatively highly for safety and timeliness, but very badly for service.
  12. Zoonie the Lazoon

    Contact info for ride from swamp to NANA

    All the taxis from the airport are meter plus 50 baht fee. You pay any additional toll charges. It's not rocket science!
  13. Zoonie the Lazoon

    Contact info for ride from swamp to NANA

    Amen to that!
  14. Zoonie the Lazoon

    Contact info for ride from swamp to NANA

    You are being deliberately obtuse! Just get two fucking taxis. About 400 baht each way. Simples!
  15. Zoonie the Lazoon

    Contact info for ride from swamp to NANA

    Two taxis?