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Zoonie the Lazoon

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Zoonie the Lazoon last won the day on January 27 2015

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About Zoonie the Lazoon

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  • Birthday March 1

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    Somewhere in the World
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    Bog snorkelling, professional gambling, becoming a sybarite, cooking dogs, extreme ironing, waterboarding, squirrel hunting, dominoes, vexillology, yodelling, collecting milk bottles, catching pigeons, knobbing, flying kites, selling pegs

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  1. Zoonie the Lazoon

    Nok's massage shop - soi old Baby Boom

    Now, now...don't wind up the mods 555! I assume ,though, that she still retains her membership of this august body.
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    Heart Probs.

    The very thought of a Thai massage gives me palpitations!
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    Heart Probs.

    My dad dropped dead with a heart attack on the shop floor aged 45, and I had a 3cm drug-eluting platinum coronary stent put in 3 years ago after some angina (fantastic technology, by the way!). Now take my daily aspirin and simvastatin and try to walk about 5kms a day. I get an annual check-up with my Consultant on the wonderful NHS including a thorough tread mill cardiograph. Apart from that life goes on normally just as before....and I never give it a second thought. Just live life to the full....eat, drink and be merry ... Qué sera, sera!
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    Best Fish & Chips

    Useful information on the Yorkshire Fish`n` Chip shop ( even though I had to endure those two imbecilic bozos for a few minutes). I will definitely try it out next week when I am in town. I used to swear by the Jolly Friar for my fish and chips in Pattaya,,,but when I went there last month, it had gone severely down hill. Looks like new management with new staff. I will not be back there! Horrible now. (By the way....why can no Pattaya vloggers pronounce `Pattaya` correctly?.....makes my blood boil...…..Bastards!!)
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    Bareback porn

    Truvada can have an adverse effect on your kidneys and bone density. A newer pill called `Descovy` (look it up) contains exactly the same combination of active ingredients, but has a different binding agent (a salt) which is much less harmful to the kidneys and bones. As yet, Descovy is not yet officially approved as PrEP.… but it is only a matter of time, I think https://www.healio.com/infectious-disease/hiv-aids/news/print/infectious-disease-news/{fb0f41d8-02f4-4b35-b078-80975cac3eb9}/not-using-descovy-for-hiv-prep-defies-logic
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    Viagra damages your eyes

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    iPhone XS & XS Max (and new iWatch) coming soon

    The new Oppo Find X comes in at cool 30,000 baht !
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    Ladyboys To Avoid

    Never heard the expression before either...had to look it up....also some amusing synonyms.
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    My new CD, sissy, femboi site - Becoming Femme

    Correction....only one BM has taken a poke at them! And only one ever would...that is the whole point of the humorous derision. There are limits below which some of us would not sink!
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    Favourite place to rent a bike

    Of course they want a deposit....they not trust you just like you not trust them... deposit against damage
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    Bb Massage, Soi Buakhao

    Colywob and Manpower..the best double act since Abbot and Costello! More promotion of this skankie little place than Petsie does for New Bar! Own up, guys... what's the connection or pay-off?
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    Possible Hiv ?

    Not in any precautionary sense!.. after the deed syphilis and chlamydia should be easy enough. New super gono....??? fuck knows! Just don`t take the risk......and those could be the least of your problems!
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    Teerak, Police Catch Me Drink Driving, Send Money!

    It's not the old 'diluted coke in a knotted condom stuffed down your underpants' trick is it?
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    Teerak, Police Catch Me Drink Driving, Send Money!

    What a tease, Scott! With any luck, I`ll catch up with in a couple of weeks to get your secret!
  15. ......and a razor!
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