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Zoonie the Lazoon

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Zoonie the Lazoon last won the day on January 27 2015

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About Zoonie the Lazoon

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    Bog snorkelling, professional gambling, becoming a sybarite, cooking dogs, extreme ironing, waterboarding, squirrel hunting, dominoes, vexillology, yodelling, collecting milk bottles, catching pigeons, knobbing, flying kites, selling pegs

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  1. Zoonie the Lazoon

    Best Indian restaurant in pattaya

    Why can you not get a decent Glasgow-sized nan bread here... instead of those sliced-up pieces of lino they serve here? This is what a nan bread should look like.. something fluffy and bubbly that you can tear apart for yourself!
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    Pattaya Beer Garden

    On the main sign it used to say "single ladies welcome". Has that changed now? They had a useful traffic light system of beer mats...turn up the green side if you were open to be approached, turn over the red side if you were happy alone!
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    Cheapest Flight (just for fun)

    Just play with Skyscanner...put in various dates and options. It will keep an idiot occupied for hours!
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    Heart Probs.

    The very thought of a Thai massage gives me palpitations!
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    Heart Probs.

    My dad dropped dead with a heart attack on the shop floor aged 45, and I had a 3cm drug-eluting platinum coronary stent put in 3 years ago after some angina (fantastic technology, by the way!). Now take my daily aspirin and simvastatin and try to walk about 5kms a day. I get an annual check-up with my Consultant on the wonderful NHS including a thorough tread mill cardiograph. Apart from that life goes on normally just as before....and I never give it a second thought. Just live life to the full....eat, drink and be merry ... Qué sera, sera!
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    Best Fish & Chips

    Useful information on the Yorkshire Fish`n` Chip shop ( even though I had to endure those two imbecilic bozos for a few minutes). I will definitely try it out next week when I am in town. I used to swear by the Jolly Friar for my fish and chips in Pattaya,,,but when I went there last month, it had gone severely down hill. Looks like new management with new staff. I will not be back there! Horrible now. (By the way....why can no Pattaya vloggers pronounce `Pattaya` correctly?.....makes my blood boil...…..Bastards!!)
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    Bareback porn

    Truvada can have an adverse effect on your kidneys and bone density. A newer pill called `Descovy` (look it up) contains exactly the same combination of active ingredients, but has a different binding agent (a salt) which is much less harmful to the kidneys and bones. As yet, Descovy is not yet officially approved as PrEP.… but it is only a matter of time, I think https://www.healio.com/infectious-disease/hiv-aids/news/print/infectious-disease-news/{fb0f41d8-02f4-4b35-b078-80975cac3eb9}/not-using-descovy-for-hiv-prep-defies-logic
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    Viagra damages your eyes

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    iPhone XS & XS Max (and new iWatch) coming soon

    The new Oppo Find X comes in at cool 30,000 baht !
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    Ladyboys To Avoid

    Never heard the expression before either...had to look it up....also some amusing synonyms.
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    Favourite place to rent a bike

    Of course they want a deposit....they not trust you just like you not trust them... deposit against damage
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    Possible Hiv ?

    Not in any precautionary sense!.. after the deed syphilis and chlamydia should be easy enough. New super gono....??? fuck knows! Just don`t take the risk......and those could be the least of your problems!
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    Teerak, Police Catch Me Drink Driving, Send Money!

    It's not the old 'diluted coke in a knotted condom stuffed down your underpants' trick is it?
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    Teerak, Police Catch Me Drink Driving, Send Money!

    What a tease, Scott! With any luck, I`ll catch up with in a couple of weeks to get your secret!