Few min ago 2 LBs also tried to get to my valet on the dark corner of Jomtien beach walkway. Apart from some excitement they didn't cause much damage... But the one who tried to rob me was sure a looker and would get more money in some bar.
I only employ ugly valets, Robislo. That way they're glad to have a job pressing my clothes, polishing my shoes etc.
I didn't realize it was so posh in Jomtien!