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  1. Justin Sane

    Just had lunch with a LB. After lunch, she made me deep throat her, and I puked my lunch all over her cock and balls.

    1. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      So glad you told us that.

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  2. Pad thai boy

    After 2 aborted dates this summer it looks like I am cleared for take off on Wed night.

  3. laptop

    Talking to some ol LB's after a few brews a couple of weeks before heading off is a bad idea. I better have a big room for the three Ill be meeting in my first night...Fucking idiot

  4. laptop

    PM from a sad fuck. "Hey. Delete Anna photo she my girlfriend.".......If you dont know her thats Anna the walking Street HOOKER.....Do one cowboy

    1. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      I've got some real dirty pics of her - send him those.

      What a twat.

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  5. Solice

    Forcing a fart while eating breakfast in a Resturant was not one of my better decisions today.

    1. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      Lol. Never a good idea in Thailand, Scot, as its 75% likely to be more than just warm air that comes out!

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  6. kathoeyfan

    Biggest. Rain. Ever. Soi Buakaow & South Pattaya Rd & Klang Flooded. Can't even imagine how 2nd Road

  7. American Eagle

    Why the hell was my status update locked? I had nothing to do with the drama, just laughing at it.

    1. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      In the true spirit of censorship, all traces of that thread, and references to it, have been removed!

       

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  8. McFly

    Looks like another site using pictures from LBP. http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/showthread.php?p=1261279

  9. wanghin

    Had serious shits for 2 days now, imodium dosent work, anything else available in patts?

    1. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      Hmm, we serve Tequila Rose too. No ill effects from last night's tipple though. Maybe the glasses were dirty?

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  10. wanghin

    Had serious shits for 2 days now, imodium dosent work, anything else available in patts?

    1. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      Ask for Erfuzide tablets. I have a stock permanently in the bar for our ailing customers. Works a treat.

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  11. Kendo UK

    Oops! Something went wrong!

  12. kathoeyfan

    Gold shops are BUSY!

  13. kathoeyfan

    Water fights on Buakaow & Soi 6 already

  14. McFly

    That was the quickest thread deletion I have seen to date. Well done Mods!!

  15. Mr. Bickle

    Yipee!That old bitch is dead....

    1. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      Oh i know, tb, all too well. I hate banks with a passion!

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  16. Mr. Bickle

    Yipee!That old bitch is dead....

    1. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      i had/have every sympathy with a miner's job - i've seen it at first hand in south africa, and believe me that place makes a british mine look like a cosy front parlour, but they were holding the nation to ransom every year. All the other unions were jumping on the same bandwagon. The country was utterly fucked and a very unhappy place to be. Her only mistake was to transfer th epower from the unions to the banks. in both caeses the power corrupted, and eventually broke the country.

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  17. Mr. Bickle

    Yipee!That old bitch is dead....

    1. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      regardless of political persuasion Dan9000, i think its in poor taste to be rejoicing at somebody's death, especially as that person was democratically elected 3 times!

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  18. Mr. Bickle

    Yipee!That old bitch is dead....

    1. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      Were you a miner? They needed screwing!

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  19. Mr. Bickle

    Yipee!That old bitch is dead....

    1. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      I expect there'll be a few dance on your grave too, Mr bickle.

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  20. McFly

    new mountain bike....ticket to los?

  21. SBK

    SBK

    1st of March oh joy! The letters have started coming in already... Your rent is increasing next month, your council tax is increasing next month. Sometimes the UK sucks ass.

  22. garrydirty

    have u seen whose birthday it is today and he says he is 39 LOL....happy birthday 5$

    1. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      next year is the big 'un. happy birthday buddy.

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  23. LB Lovin Cowboy

    I'm officialy retiring from pole dancing after last night lol.

  24. snoop-dawg

    I think I think I may have had my first "sick buffalo" story.

    1. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      Ah yes, the well-used motorbike accident story! Possibly true though the way the twats drive round here.

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  25. LB Lovin Cowboy

    got sick on the night of the 14th and pretty much been useless since then.

    1. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      That P*****a air, food, and water is POISON , LBLC. You're just in the wrong place buddy!

      Hope you get well soon.

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