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  1. Just under a month now, a well deserved mongering meet up, and the odd lb!

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    2. Turk182

      Turk182

      Catch u next time Solice!

       

      Travis, I will be down rimming Patties ass all night, but will try not to think of you being there 6 months before!

       

    3. Solice

      Solice

      Make sure dont come across one of Travis's old lost condoms while your rimming it

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      I never lose any condoms-wanghin showed me how to wash em out and use 'em again!

  2. 60 Days and counting, the end is nigh!

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    2. Turk182

      Turk182

      You gonna have to sell your gold spanner collection mate to stay out there longer

    3. terry

      terry

      no its ok,the ex wife is sending me money.

    4. Turk182

      Turk182

      I hear the girls pay you their hard earned baht as you now Thai boyfriend material

  3. Booked 3 Weeks in July :)

  4. Drinking Gin, on a cold saturday night, only 4 more and i'll be drinking ladyboys all night :o)

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    2. terry

      terry

      why you do a shet

    3. Turk182

      Turk182

      lol, no I saw a dead rabbit on side of road and it smelt same same

    4. Solice

      Solice

      must admit I nearly changed my shorts and wifebeater shirt for some warmer clothing today

  5. Who is out in Phuket or Pattaya in July?

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    2. Turk182

      Turk182

      Yeh hitting Koh Samui, Phuket, Vietnam and Pattaya... c u there robi!

       

    3. Robi_slo

      Robi_slo

      I do hope so. :D I sent you PM Ringspun.

    4. Robi_slo

      Robi_slo

      I do hope so. :D I sent you PM Ringspun.

  6. What no Robo?

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    2. Up2You

      Up2You

      Why? What happened... I love his "off the top" point of view. Never seen him post anything unacceptable. Maybe he crossed a line that the MODS needed to intervene... hes a bit rough... but he's funny

    3. Turk182

      Turk182

      hes back Saturday!

    4. Up2You

      Up2You

      Robo,

      I look forward to your return, I don't know what happened and don't care. Your last TR was a pleasure to read although as you say some of your English humor went right over my head. I love RAW humor and sarcasm but sometimes your references have no meaning in the colonies.

  7. Gatwick Still Closed, hope this don't stop some of you BM's getting out there, im from Heathrow, looks ok but who knows with weather warnings!

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    2. Solice

      Solice

      Yoghurt Terry?

    3. Turk182

      Turk182

      Too much info Terry, Robo now on his way to sort you straight!

    4. terry

      terry

      i smashed the truck last night,see you soon lads

  8. 1 week lad's see you all out there!

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    2. Dickvd

      Dickvd

      all planes cancelled from London to LOS

    3. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      u must be there now ringers-dont let that robo lead u astray....ringing the bell twice a night-u know what he's like!

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      I'll be down the 17th-see u then

  9. 2 weeks Tuesday and i'm in paradise! Just saw Hangover 2, not one in cinema sussed it lol

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    2. jcs

      jcs

      The first thing i will do when i see him is punch him square in the face!!! Then say get a fucking grip man...

    3. jcs

      jcs

      Thanks OTS

    4. Turk182

      Turk182

      Cheers OTS... JCS... pity i'll miss you out there... remember Nam!

  10. Anyone know a streaming site for Sky Living to see Solices debut, as I not got Sky Paid?

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    2. luv u long time

      luv u long time

      hope everything is okay solice mate.

       

    3. Solice

      Solice

      Thanks lult, im coming to terms with it but its been a shit week

    4. 69billy

      69billy

      a streaming site for Sky Living , as I not got Sky Paid?

      .daaa

       

  11. Only 10 Weeks til Los, I have to get there to save the Plumber before he turns and ends up in Sunee Plaza 24/7 hehe

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    2. terry
    3. Turk182

      Turk182

      hehe, Terry has been admitted for sperm poisoning last few days, I send out money to get him better hehe

    4. KenW

      KenW

      Check his symptoms: chapped lips, dilated tonsils, reduced heart rate, delerium, incoherent burbling about sausages, spears, rolling pins, baseball bats...

  12. Best microthin condoms brand??

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    2. jcs

      jcs

      Marigold!!

    3. Turk182

      Turk182

      Get back under your bridge!

    4. jcs

      jcs

      cheeky git!

       

  13. Winter is here in UK, but in LOS its always Summer ;)

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    2. jcs

      jcs

      I'ts not summer here at the moment, lovely and cool today,with a nice breeze.

    3. Turk182

      Turk182

      i'll swap with you when you get back, you can enjoy xmas here ;)

    4. Turk182

      Turk182

      Cheers BDS, Ton?

  14. Not long now just a touch over 30 days, come on, glad I ain't flying on a A380 :o)

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    2. Robi_slo

      Robi_slo

      Although I'm from EU I cannot agree more... comparing tourist class 777 and 330/340 I would pick 777 anytime.

    3. Turk182

      Turk182

      defo mate, every crash always seems to be airbus. I pay more for Boeing 777 no problem.

    4. dwbno1

      dwbno1

      thanks Ringspun, my flight from Dubai is on A380, at least Emirates don't use Rolls Royce engines, phew!!! 555

  15. Waiting in my room for Aun to show :o)

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    2. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      you jammy twat ringers-5555-good luck to u mate-give her at least 1 for me!

    3. jcs

      jcs

      sloppy seconds after Robo mate!!!!

    4. Turk182

      Turk182

      Robo not been there, she only goes for Handsome men who treat her right!

  16. Back in UK, from 36c to 0c and fat arses everywhere with tattoos all over em

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    2. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      fat girls need lovin too ringers!...just not by me...

    3. Turk182

      Turk182

      lol, no chance...

    4. Backdoor Specialist

      Backdoor Specialist

      How did it go mate?? Glad you enjoyed Koyo bar!

  17. 20 Weeks and counting!

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    2. Turk182

      Turk182

      i'll see u there mate, its gonna be a good xmas!

    3. Solice

      Solice

      yep, will have to meet for a beer. Im also having a party on the 20th december, many ex ezy girls will be in attendance

    4. Turk182

      Turk182

      Count me in! time should pass fast enuff

  18. Good to see Terry back posting, he is re-learning English and coming back to Western life after going Ferral for a while

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    2. Turk182

      Turk182

      More like Thaiglishtralian

    3. terry

      terry

      now me speak barglish

    4. Turk182

      Turk182

      now ancient art of arseslicks

  19. 14 more nights and in paradise!

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    2. Turk182

      Turk182

      just a touch under 4 weeks :) it hab been so cold here in farang land!

    3. Backdoor Specialist

      Backdoor Specialist

      4 weeks! Good for you mate. Seems to be a few BMS there December

    4. Solice

      Solice

      16 for me mate, cannot wait to get away from here, too cold and wet, I like it warm and wet lol

  20. All packed, heading off tomorrow... Phuket, Koh Samui, Nam and then maybe Pattaya!

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    2. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      Maybe Pattaya....maybe?bloody heel ringers,you've gotta do pattaya and give pattie from koyo one for me...

    3. wanghin

      wanghin

      Im sure there is room in your case 4 a skinny twat like me? 555

       

      Have a good trip..

    4. luv u long time

      luv u long time

      Have a good one fella

       

  21. lol just ordered a bumper tube of KY off ebay, it came in a commercial packet and looks like kinda thing you would use to put on medical heart starters or something?

    1. Butch McGraw

      Butch McGraw

      Give it a test run!! lol

    2. Turk182

      Turk182

      lol, not many ladyboys round these parts lol, its for Xmas ;)

    3. Solice

      Solice

      you will have it all used up by xmas

  22. Ringspun has Landed, its not busy, but lots of ladyboys!

    1. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Get out there,as it sounds like you won't have much competition,can't wait for the TR,have a great time,although I know you will.

    2. Robi_slo

      Robi_slo

      Have a good time and enjoy sun... and LBs...

    3. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      see u soon ringers...dont let robo spend too much money...u know what he's like ringing them bells!

  23. Work finished for Christmas, off to LOS this week... for some R & R :o)

  24. Robo/JCS - check out mermaidseema on MTL, do you reckon thats a girl? very passable ;)

    1. jcs
    2. Turk182

      Turk182

      lol, what did you think? hehe

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