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Kendo UK

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  1. Anyone been with the ladyboy who runs the spaghetti counter on soi Diane/Bukhao intersection?

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      Always found her friendly and cordial, but I always ate there in the afternoon sober. Maybe she's more feisty with drunken punters at daft o'clock.

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  2. Anyone been with the ladyboy who runs the spaghetti counter on soi Diane/Bukhao intersection?

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      The porn pics in her thread would suggest otherwise.

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  3. Anyone been with the ladyboy who runs the spaghetti counter on soi Diane/Bukhao intersection?

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I don't know if anyone has come across her either.

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  4. Reluctant to make my 1,000th post. Either it's a mental barrier, a sign of not giving a shit, or a subliminal message.

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I was sort of hoping for something more spectacular for 1000...I think I just heard a hoover powering up. :)

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  5. Reluctant to make my 1,000th post. Either it's a mental barrier, a sign of not giving a shit, or a subliminal message.

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      There's been a few threads of late that have been crying out for the "DC post" to put the world to rights.

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  6. Conor McGregor retires too? 10 years younger than Kobe.

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      Turns out he isn't, just had enough of whoring himself out to the media, likc Rocky in Rocky III.

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  7. Batman v Superman is here!

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      Affleck as Batman was good but the rest of it was a bit of a mess. Eisenbergs Luthor was a bit too OTT. His girlfriend was nice though :)

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  8. Just checked my flight home.. Almost missed it, bc I thought I leave on Friday, but its actualy tomorrow..

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      That almost happened to me one time before. Time flies when you're having fun eh?

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  9. I see it hasnt taken long for the queen of trolls to start campaigning to get back in to advanced...

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      People love using the Status Updates to make thinly veiled complaints and passive aggressive statements.

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  10. Anyone any idea on ladyboys on koh phi phi much about?

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I picked one up from a massage joint a few years ago. So bloody small on Phi Phi though, she quickly became a stage 5 clinger.

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  11. two weeks until i begin my quest to find baby boom

  12. 2 requests for a Western Union money transfer in a week! Embrace yourselves men, low season is upon us.

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      "Embrace yourselves" - that could be tricky.

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  13. Thats it. last day of work before wheels up tomorrow. C'mon!!!!

  14. Thats it. last day of work before wheels up tomorrow. C'mon!!!!

  15. Back in Phuket April 9th.....

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      They only do Songkran for 1 day in Patong right?

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  16. Well I think I might not bother with my holiday next month it seems I'm a bad man now in my favourite bar

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      Don't worry about a few hairflicks. I'm sure a couple of ladydrinks in the right direction will smooth things over.... failing that wear a crash helmet, helps protect against ladyboy shoe attacks!

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  17. Trip report: done. Next step: editing + inserting pictures. Expect some surprise at the end of the week, friends.

  18. Countdown clock is soon to be dusted off!

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I hope Steptoes poor showing inspires you to do better

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  19. Just used a "Like", and it seems my "quota" has been used up?!? WTF is going on?

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      New feature: Every time you feel grumpy, you lose one of your daily "Like" quota

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  20. email preference

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I like to receive jokes and emails from nigerian royalty.

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  21. "Alcohol......It's both the cause and the remedy to all of life's problems" Homer (Simpson)

  22. What's with all the Thai girls posting selfies of their faces covered in white paint?

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      it seems to be the LB equivalent of the ice bucket challenge as they all keep nominating each other

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