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  1. I tired looking for the Nong Bar last night but no luck, can some1 point me in the right direction, thanks

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    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      Think thats abit confusing PP....68+1 gave best directions...Regards Garry

    3. hunterman

      hunterman

      And Fon from Nong Bar is back home as she told me yesterday....

    4. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      Yes I found it PP, 68+1 give the best directions, there were no LBs though, so I got stuck with Mamasan playing connect 4

  2. I'm going to Pattaya with a friend who's not into LBs, don't know how this is gonna work.

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    2. Solice

      Solice

      Great story fie dollah, it just goes to show we dont know peoples true feelings on the subject. The mate you saw me with was a guy who I didnt know if he would take to it, now he wants nothing to do with UK girls and just wants lbs

    3. Solice

      Solice

      Probably 'what do you mean theres going to be no fukin grandchildren'

    4. Darkside Apprentice

      Darkside Apprentice

      I would never do it. just dont tag along in GG gogos the whole trip playing tour guide, you will regret later. I agree with Solice, its a shit situation and will most likely damper your trip.

  3. Lost a 1000bht fuckin with a yabba induced LB tonight, all my fault though, I should have know better, but paid and walked away with no problems

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    2. cheyenne

      cheyenne

      She steal it from your trousers or room?

    3. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      Wasn't a case of theft, I changed my mind once in the ST room, she was so messed up in the head, that's why I'm saying it's kind of mind fault.

    4. Robi_slo

      Robi_slo

      Better walk away.. than limp away. :)

  4. I got searched by customs at Heathrow, really fucking embarrassing, I had two strap-ons and 4 boxes of Kamagra, shit load of condoms and the lube bottle had leaked everywhere..

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    2. jmboy

      jmboy

      Tell them u didnt pack the bag yourself. Damn mates did this to you!

    3. Botafogo

      Botafogo

      Hilarious....hope they don't use the footage in the next series of Border a Force.

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      "I swear I've never seen this stuff before, officer ... I only go to TH for the beaches and temples!" 555

  5. I'm in love with a asian femboy at my gym, what should I do about it?

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    2. jcs

      jcs

      Terry is the expert on femboys!!!!!

    3. Turk182

      Turk182

      feck her, and don't talk about tits!

    4. Terry Tibbs

      Terry Tibbs

      Slip her one in the shower!

  6. What's the best type of Thai sim to buy, the one where you can pay via that paypoint inside 7/11

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    2. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      Thanks for all the advice guys, I going with DTAC I like the idea of topping up online.

       

    3. Clem Fandango

      Clem Fandango

      Try http://thaisimtopup.com/ - they can top-up DTAC, AIS 12 and True Move

    4. snoop-dawg
  7. Homeland security is in full effect in Thailand now, have to show passport even for new Sim now.

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    2. silentmoebius78

      silentmoebius78

      Every SIM which has not been registered until July 31st, has been shut down.. I had a Thai number as well, I even used for banking.. Have to register new number all over again..

    3. ChocolateButterfly

      ChocolateButterfly

      I see. Well whatsapp and line accounts transfer to the new sim if we use the same phone, correct?

    4. silentmoebius78

      silentmoebius78

      Yes.. Apps are installed on the phone.. So no matter what number you have, as long as you have internet connection, Whatsapp and Line will work.. The apps are indipendent from the SIM..

  8. Got screwed by 3 LBs on my first night, boy I need to slow down

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    2. Robi_slo

      Robi_slo

      He walks ok I think... he just has problem sitting... 555

    3. terry
    4. Turk182

      Turk182

      Get a colonic after that mate, I just put a post up, pour some hot coffee in too to really clean you out!

  9. I'm gonna have to graduate to smaller dicks, Kung almost killed me tonight

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    2. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      thought I did too,but underestimated the circumference of Kung's tool

    3. Bax

      Bax

      just found a pic Lin posted of her hanging a bath towel on that thing.. kudos to you my friend..Ouch!

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Still looking to meet up went to Labamba the other night but didn't see ya in there around 8:00 be here 'til Sunday so Pm me back.

       

  10. In BKK and both my top choices, Cindy & Moo are MIA, had to make do with a 8incher (tiny555) from Planetromeo so ain't all bad.

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    2. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      It felt like a well needed scratch mate LOL

    3. fogmaster

      fogmaster

      Wow PG, going for the shorties now eh?!? I'll hit you in BKK this weekend if you're around!

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Too bad you missed out on Moo a real energizer bunny LOL.

  11. What's the cheapest way to get from BKK airport to Sukhumvi?t

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    2. Twoshots

      Twoshots

      Sky train rail link. Express about 90 baht or so, stopping service, about 30 baht. Makasan. or Phaya Thai.

      Then Mrt or sky train to awoke or Nana, about 30 baht.. Taxi, including tolls, (might be not charging at present cost you 300 round about.

    3. Backdoor Specialist

      Backdoor Specialist

      Bus service is about 60thb but it's shit!! As people have said skytrain is your best bet and quick too

    4. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      Thanks guys, I'll think I'll go with the taxi for 350bth

  12. I had a weird combo 2night, a LB from Baby Boom Go Go, two GGs fucked my ass from DD, than finished off with a big booty GG from Kenya, now time for bed

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    2. sailor5600

      sailor5600

      where's the pictures??? ;-)

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Did the gg from kenya finish u ?!

    4. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      @Jimmy, yeah she was the last of the night

  13. Is someone injecting the pound sterling with steroids?

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    2. hubert_cumberdale

      hubert_cumberdale

      It's not just the thai baht it's going up against the euro I think the pound is recovering from the 2008 recession happy days

    3. fenton

      fenton

      The EU lost its AAA credit status, that may have something to do with it

       

    4. jcs

      jcs

      Keep on injecting I say!!

  14. Just arrived in Pattaya, used Bell Bus, what a great service, highly recommend

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    2. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Bell bus is great and how can you beat 350 baht door to door BKK to Pattya hotels,or even cheaper 200 baht from the airport to your hotel door,have a great time my friend.

    3. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      yeah i'll be there Seran, that's my hangout spot anyway,

       

      @Icebergjr, thanks mate, I will.

    4. Solice

      Solice

      Have a blast mate, wish I could join you

  15. first time in PookBar last night, I was amazed at the beauties in there.

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    2. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      didn't see her I'm afraid, did see the infamous Bow there

    3. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      hope you had a nice time 555

    4. Seran1979

      Seran1979

      Try Thip, she's a stunner.

  16. In Bangkok now, but I'm missing Pattaya, this place is to busy for me.

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    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      same me mate Bangkok just does my nut in and i never get out ov Nana lol

    3. Solice

      Solice

      as long as its busy in your room mate you have nothing to worry about

    4. Bax

      Bax

      get a hold of bm bkkldby..Great guy and knows the area well. I'd kill to be in your shoes..

  17. Just arrived in Pattaya, weather's great, ust got excused of being a LB lover by a bell bus driver and I proudly admitted it.

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    2. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      thanks mate, can't wait for your TR

    3. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      you should have pulled your weapon out pimpers-said"have a look at that then"

      ...that would have shut him up...

    4. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      Take care ov ur arse hole pimps and take it easy, we no u like the BIG ones lol

  18. Just had a 3some with a TG and LB, went to a Bday party at So what Bar, then got fucked by Joy of Hi Boss, time for bed, will post pic's when I wake up.

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    2. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      I second that you crazy"chocolate man" 55555

    3. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      great stuff 555

    4. Quietguy

      Quietguy

      A quiet day then?lol!

  19. Is it is possible to catch a LB at the Colosseum Show Pattaya?

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    2. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Anything is possible in Pattaya . Just go there after the show with your telephone number written on several pieces of paper and when they are posing for photo's just slip one in your chosen ones hand and wait for the call . Works in Phuket or it did for me .

       

    3. GrifterMan

      GrifterMan

      Or be good looking enough like Chick and they will give you THEIR number!

    4. fenton

      fenton

      have your LB Gin trap ready at Sensations. Gordon's not the metal type ;)

  20. Just landed and realised I fogot to pack underware, a little shopping tonight, or should I go commando?

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    2. kathoeyfan
    3. hubert_cumberdale

      hubert_cumberdale

      always go commando way too sweaty for that.

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Who wears underwear in LOS?, I agree too sweaty.

  21. Only 7days till wheels up, hope songkram is done by then

    1. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      The idea of Hot,Wet Lbs doesn't appeal to you Pimpgreen?JK,buddy as I think I'd hate it to all the lager louts spraying me with water.

      Have a great trip and be sure to keep your camera busy.

       

    2. Bax

      Bax

      It was fun the first day.. after that, ridiculous. Have a great trip pimpgreen!

    3. Solice

      Solice

      loved every minute of Sonkran this year, havent laughed so much in a long time

  22. I've just noticed that Cindy from La Bamba, is the only LB I've seen studying a book in bar

    1. Seran1979

      Seran1979

      And she's studying German - great girl. I asked her why and she said that about half of her customers are Germans. I guess I added one to the count.

    2. Solice

      Solice

      Was it full of cock pics

    3. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      yeah I think it was a language book.

  23. Is there a Thai word, phase or meaning for the word 'femboy' ?

    1. Jason_Bourne

      Jason_Bourne

      I asked my GF about this a while back. She did not see the difference.

    2. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      thanks Jason, I figured it was a long shot anyway.

    3. cheyenne

      cheyenne

      Some ladyboys told me that kathoey is the word thais use for ladyboys with no tits when they are youngish before they graduate to be fully fledged ladyboys?

  24. 5 more days till take off

    1. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      Don't forget to pack your wellies and umbrella ;-))

    2. Ashoka

      Ashoka

      A speedo might be a better idea Mr. M.

    3. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      have a great time pimpers-you usually do!

       

  25. Not that anyone really cares, but I'll be in BKK tomorrow evening

    1. fogmaster

      fogmaster

      Chasing the big ones? I'll expect a full report!

    2. Ghost Of Steptoe

      Ghost Of Steptoe

      Choccy must have an arse like the Blackwall tunnel with all the big uns he hunts down

    3. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      here till the 20th Dec, @walker, lol

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