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Jimmy_Lovepants

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Jimmy_Lovepants last won the day on May 7 2023

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About Jimmy_Lovepants

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    I Have Demon Seed In Me
  • Birthday September 5

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    Not where I really want to be...
  • Interests
    wet patches
    ferret husbandry
    sad country songs
    killing hipsters
    (fantasising about it anyway)

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  1. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Bloody excruciating.....Had to attend a dinner with my boss who is a devout Christian and the other god-botherers. It was all 'Dear Lord' this, 'Dear Lord' that for fooking hours. I wanted to scream 'I'm in love with a transgendered prostitute in Thailand who wants to fuck me up the pooper all day long!'

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    2. soju2012

      soju2012

      Jimmy, I think you should have just told them and stressed the 'up the pooper' part. They are Christians; it's all about understanding and forgiveness........right?

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      I might have had to spelt out to them what the 'up the pooper' and 'transgendered' parts meant 555 ... thanks, guys

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Praise the Lord!!55555

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