Jimmy_Lovepants
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Status Updates posted by Jimmy_Lovepants
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Well that's fucking torn it..... Lost my job so Thailand here i cum !!
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I hate this part even more......Only a week to go and I've come down with a bad case of hemorrhoids. So painful ! I'm not really a 'bottom' boy ~ I'm more like one of yer manly 'Tops'. But you never know which way these things will go (I'm open-minded to all possibilities) ~ Now these nasty 'roids may mean no bummings at all on this trip !
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Heavens to betsy...... I think I've fallen madly in love with a TF ladyboy who I met briefly last trip but didn't go with. Thinking seriously of spending my whole July trip with her to coo like two love birds in lubby bird's nest. It's a dumb play but I wanna make house with my Isaan princess! What to do...What to do? 555
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I need a slap.....Fell heavily for a TF girl (hooker) and met a few times. But no longer in TH or living anywhere near it. She knows it and doesn't respond to any of my messages. Got to get over her somehow...
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Bloody excruciating.....Had to attend a dinner with my boss who is a devout Christian and the other god-botherers. It was all 'Dear Lord' this, 'Dear Lord' that for fooking hours. I wanted to scream 'I'm in love with a transgendered prostitute in Thailand who wants to fuck me up the pooper all day long!'
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What do u say when a guy at work just back from a Pattaya trip (with his wife) says the ladyboys are "prettier than the real girls" ? Disagree? Or say "Fuck yeah!" (I just says to him "Um...They're taller" Lame-O 55555
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"Alcohol......It's both the cause and the remedy to all of life's problems" Homer (Simpson)
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Seriously worried..... Had my first tranny threesome today on my local patch, and while it was OK I couldn't get near to the 'wild finish' I wanted. Then minutes later went and banged a GG and finished in seconds. I feel like a traitor to the cause. Maybe I just need the experience of Thai ladyboy again ... I damn hope so.
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Unearthed an old student photo ID card this week, taken in 1991. I was still in my 20s then... O man, I was serious eye candy back then. I saw a bit of Johnny Depp there, a bit of James Dean ... Damn I was hot. Why in the f*** couldn't I have been meeting Lbs in LOS back then rather than now.?!! Dem biatches woulda been paying me! Life is so unfair...
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Perhaps, with your Toy Boy looks, you might have found your Good Self out of your depth, at that age. Been sucked (
) into the LOS vortex and spat out the other end, charred and burned, never to return. I think it's good that, by whatever means, Folks earn the right to be in LOS. When the Universe deems it fit.Or
Fuck it, you're here now, Enjoy.
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My favourite jeans (very old) keep splitting but don't want to throw 'em out. My bare arse and bollocks are now hanging out of them... Should've saved that caper for when I was in LOS. :-)
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There's a lot of it about........
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Hangovers. I mean, for crying out aloud......Fooking WHY??! 555
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I got shouted down for saying "I like Asian women" (e.g. I was being racist/sexist etc) ... I can't believe ppl have got so PC now. I said I like them, not hate them. I was being nice about them right??! Today, 05:09 PM · Delete · Lock
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Need to delete my internet search history 55555
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bugger me sideways if it ain't all dick dick dick on this forum .. u lot are bloody obsessed is what it is ..... dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick .. and a bit of bumhole too
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Sod staying in freezing bumfuck China for the winter.....I'm for Thailand.
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If pussywhipped means what it means, what are we when it's a ladyboy breakin' our nuts??? ("Nutwhipped" sounds like a damn icecream) ... Inquiring minds need to know
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Mustn't play loud music after 10PM at home while watching online porn (it upsets the neighbours.....
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Lindemann? Nah mate... If it's vintage porn (and it was) we're talking big bushy muffs and affros. None of this lasered, manicured, shaved nonsense. Was not a bald badger in sight. We're talking mounds n mounds of pubic hair gloriously unshaved and unclipped and hirsute mutton chop chaps who had the good sense of style to wear white socks whilst on the job ... Blood oath. And a funky seventies soundtrack redolent with wah wah guitars and slap heavy bass parts and Barry White sotto voice testing the bed springs with his big black paws murmurring Hmmm...Nice n bouncy!
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Got a date tomorrow night with a former student named ALICE... So here we go ~ "24 years just waiting for a chance/To tell her how I feel/Maybe get a second chance/Cos for 24 years I been..." Sorry ~ I'll get me feckin' coat!
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Leaning back towards GGs and I don't like it at all
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It would be nice if there were an outbreak of peace on the forum soon... Sick of the politics, the personal abuse, the negativity. Where's the love gone for our 3-legged ladyfriends in LOS.???
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Did the deed with a Thai hooker (GG) at home this week... daytime brothel rate (1 hour) $200. Lots of mutual oral, 69. I may have clued her up to my alter-sex life when I gave her bum hole a bit of a tongueing. And then she sticks her finger right up me arse ... I feel like I was made (rumbled!) 55555
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Do counting the weeks or the months until the next trip to LOS make the time seem to pass quicker?
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Half way point between trips......My balls are purple melons
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It's low season but I hope a few BMs will be around next weekend in Patts... Especially Sensations on Saturday nite. Safety in numbers against all the girls 555
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