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  1. Hangovers. I mean, for crying out aloud......Fooking WHY??! 555

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    2. bob2011

      bob2011

      Be like me, alcohol free!

    3. fenton

      fenton

      Stick too Tsingtao Jimmy and you'll be fine ;-)

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      not a beer drinker, fenton 555

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  2. Bloody excruciating.....Had to attend a dinner with my boss who is a devout Christian and the other god-botherers. It was all 'Dear Lord' this, 'Dear Lord' that for fooking hours. I wanted to scream 'I'm in love with a transgendered prostitute in Thailand who wants to fuck me up the pooper all day long!'

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    2. jahshwa

      jahshwa

      LOL sounds like every day with my family...

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      some family, jahshwa ... 55555

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      get behind me Satan!

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  3. "Alcohol......It's both the cause and the remedy to all of life's problems" Homer (Simpson)

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    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      555 ... I got to do one of those too, GD.

      It's friggin' boring i know.. But our livers will thank us for it. :)

    3. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      yes thats a great quote jimmy,i use it often -555

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      great quote justinsaneEvery time I drink it, I'm borrowing happiness from tomorrow......its a bitch when u have to pay back all that happiness tho' innit?

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  4. CRAP............Another trip over which means another 300 and something days to wait until the next one. :( I envy all you guys who will get back to LOS before me ~ Have a great one, fellas !

    1. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Workin' on it mate (slowly!)

    2. soju2012

      soju2012

      The long awaited trip report from years gone past... awesome :)

    3. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      I hope that you had a good one buddy as it has to tide you over for a long while . So near yet so far .

       

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  5. It's low season but I hope a few BMs will be around next weekend in Patts... Especially Sensations on Saturday nite. Safety in numbers against all the girls 555

    1. LordBoy

      LordBoy

      U will find always someone in Sensations to chat with about our hobby,have a nice time mate,wish you all the best ;)

    2. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      yeah enjoy your belated trip Jimmy!

    3. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Have fun Jimmy! but I know you will,BM attendance or not!5555

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  6. I hate this part even more......Only a week to go and I've come down with a bad case of hemorrhoids. So painful ! I'm not really a 'bottom' boy ~ I'm more like one of yer manly 'Tops'. But you never know which way these things will go (I'm open-minded to all possibilities) ~ Now these nasty 'roids may mean no bummings at all on this trip ! :)

  7. I hate this part.......Raring to go, still 2 weeks to wait. Must stop humping the local totty and save it up for LOS. Tie a knot in me dick and start reading a long Russian novel to get my mind above my navel.

    1. LWFM

      LWFM

      And stop reading the Forum 555

    2. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      nice new avatar jimmy

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      handsome devil aren't I ?! ... U and me both could scare the bejesus out of the girls in Pattaya, TB!

  8. Almost got myself hitched to marry a Chinese hooker (GG) this weekend ... Fortunately I didn't have the apartment, private gold deposits, and means to get the bitch and her family out of China which would've made the deal stick ... Whew ~ A lucky escape ! :)

    1. LWFM

      LWFM

      Just tell em up front you are a teacher. :)

    2. outsider

      outsider

      This is what happens when you avoid getting a big LB load in your face.......

    3. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      better luck next time jimmy

       

  9. Leaning back towards GGs and I don't like it at all :) LB lovers are a great club to belong to. Must get back to TH asap!!!

    1. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      I had a femboy who shot a nice load last night--so think about what you are missing when with the GGs only! see if that image helps!

    2. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      I hope he does,CP!5555

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Hope u guys are right... Probably just need to see one really good cum shot by a LB fly across my body, hit me in the eye, and the rest of it fly out the window :)

      It sucks being one of these pussy-lovin' gay types! Lol

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  10. How louche are you......?

  11. Got a date tomorrow night with a former student named ALICE... So here we go ~ "24 years just waiting for a chance/To tell her how I feel/Maybe get a second chance/Cos for 24 years I been..." Sorry ~ I'll get me feckin' coat! ;)

    1. sir d

      sir d

      Alice? Who the fuck is Alice? ;-)

       

    2. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      yep get that coat Jimmy, you've lost the plot!

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      The date was a bust... No dick on her and no idea what to do with my vibrating 9" studded strap-on .. (Young people are feckin' clueless)

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  12. Bagged a tranny P4P on my patch last nite... The first I'd met with anything like a half-decent command of spoken English. Not such a good thing after all ~ She kept banging on about football and the WC and how cute Beckham is... AND in a deep dusky very male voice. Oh FFS... After a third rate BJ, I had to bail cos me todger had lost interest and wouldn't perform.. (I was surprised it's got higher standards than me). I'm not happy today!

    1. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      jesus Jimmy, you will bang anything with a pulse won't you! cheer up, in just a few days you can have some ATTRACTIVE LBs

    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Not so sure about that, Puggy ... The trip in July is looking decidedly 'iffy' now. :(

    3. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      stick your cock in her gobb next time, problem solved

  13. Seriously worried..... Had my first tranny threesome today on my local patch, and while it was OK I couldn't get near to the 'wild finish' I wanted. Then minutes later went and banged a GG and finished in seconds. I feel like a traitor to the cause. Maybe I just need the experience of Thai ladyboy again ... I damn hope so.

  14. My boy pips are bursting....... still 6 weeks to wait.

    1. Clem Fandango

      Clem Fandango

      24 here ! I envy anyone that can take the mid-year heat.

    2. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      so Jimmy you are heading over when exactly? I'm trying to arrange early July

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Arriving July 10 i think... A little time in Bkk then Hua Hin.

  15. It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique you know.....

  16. Half way point between trips......My balls are purple melons

    1. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      There is only one way to remedy that Jimmy ..... Tear the ears of it lol .

    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      V, I guess I'm kinda thick but I don't actually get it! lol

    3. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Chuck wow comes to mind . You an Aussie and have never heard of that saying , I guess that you are from the east coast lol .

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  17. Let's have us a crazy night ma bitches!

  18. Sod staying in freezing bumfuck China for the winter.....I'm for Thailand. :) Anyone in Patts around Jan 18-28.?!

    1. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Hey Second Chance....Unfortunately my trip is off!! (at least until the summer) .. You'll have to get stuck in and do it all for those of us who can't be there. :)

    2. SecondChance@Life

      SecondChance@Life

      That's it, Jimmy. Come down for Chinese New Year weekend when I am in town! I don't care if you have to sleep in a dumpster just bring your ass so you can help lead a pub crawl that Saturday. C'mon, do it for the girls! They are depending on you!

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      HaHa.....Unfortunately it's precisely because of Chinese NY that I can't get to Thailand (unless I walk and swim there :(.)

      It's a summmer trip again for me i think.....Oh well, that's just six months away! :)

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  19. Dreamin' of palms and ladyboy charms....Made in the Shade (in Thailand)

  20. Feckin' powers gone off again in the gaff.....So off on the prowl again!

  21. There's a lot of it about........

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    2. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      good to have u back on the forum! look forward to hearing some tales

    3. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      why dont u ever clean out your inbox?

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Inbox is tidied up now MUM!! :)

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  22. Fed up with banging hookers in an Asian country where they can't say more than 2 words of English to me ... It's time to bang hookers in another Asian country where their English extends to an almighty five words! 555

    1. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      Philippines FTW

    2. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      or Cambodia

  23. Heavens to betsy...... I think I've fallen madly in love with a TF ladyboy who I met briefly last trip but didn't go with. Thinking seriously of spending my whole July trip with her to coo like two love birds in lubby bird's nest. It's a dumb play but I wanna make house with my Isaan princess! What to do...What to do? 555

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    2. Beauty's Beast

      Beauty's Beast

      Make house, have fun, coo your fill and keep the escape-hatch open. Happy times!

    3. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      yeah, truth be known I'm just a jealous miserable sod who can't get to the land of sin anytime soon!!!!

    4. Justin Sane

      Justin Sane

      Falling in love with someone on the internet and in-person are two different things. Test the waters first before sacrificing an entire month trip.

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  24. Heavens to betsy...... I think I've fallen madly in love with a TF ladyboy who I met briefly last trip but didn't go with. Thinking seriously of spending my whole July trip with her to coo like two love birds in lubby bird's nest. It's a dumb play but I wanna make house with my Isaan princess! What to do...What to do? 555

  25. Heavens to betsy...... I think I've fallen madly in love with a TF ladyboy who I met briefly last trip but didn't go with. Thinking seriously of spending my whole July trip with her to coo like two love birds in lubby bird's nest. It's a dumb play but I wanna make house with my Isaan princess! What to do...What to do? 555

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