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Status Updates posted by Jimmy_Lovepants
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Hangovers. I mean, for crying out aloud......Fooking WHY??! 555
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Bloody excruciating.....Had to attend a dinner with my boss who is a devout Christian and the other god-botherers. It was all 'Dear Lord' this, 'Dear Lord' that for fooking hours. I wanted to scream 'I'm in love with a transgendered prostitute in Thailand who wants to fuck me up the pooper all day long!'
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"Alcohol......It's both the cause and the remedy to all of life's problems" Homer (Simpson)
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CRAP............Another trip over which means another 300 and something days to wait until the next one. I envy all you guys who will get back to LOS before me ~ Have a great one, fellas !
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It's low season but I hope a few BMs will be around next weekend in Patts... Especially Sensations on Saturday nite. Safety in numbers against all the girls 555
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I hate this part even more......Only a week to go and I've come down with a bad case of hemorrhoids. So painful ! I'm not really a 'bottom' boy ~ I'm more like one of yer manly 'Tops'. But you never know which way these things will go (I'm open-minded to all possibilities) ~ Now these nasty 'roids may mean no bummings at all on this trip !
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I hate this part.......Raring to go, still 2 weeks to wait. Must stop humping the local totty and save it up for LOS. Tie a knot in me dick and start reading a long Russian novel to get my mind above my navel.
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Almost got myself hitched to marry a Chinese hooker (GG) this weekend ... Fortunately I didn't have the apartment, private gold deposits, and means to get the bitch and her family out of China which would've made the deal stick ... Whew ~ A lucky escape !
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Leaning back towards GGs and I don't like it at all LB lovers are a great club to belong to. Must get back to TH asap!!!
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Got a date tomorrow night with a former student named ALICE... So here we go ~ "24 years just waiting for a chance/To tell her how I feel/Maybe get a second chance/Cos for 24 years I been..." Sorry ~ I'll get me feckin' coat!
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Bagged a tranny P4P on my patch last nite... The first I'd met with anything like a half-decent command of spoken English. Not such a good thing after all ~ She kept banging on about football and the WC and how cute Beckham is... AND in a deep dusky very male voice. Oh FFS... After a third rate BJ, I had to bail cos me todger had lost interest and wouldn't perform.. (I was surprised it's got higher standards than me). I'm not happy today!
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Seriously worried..... Had my first tranny threesome today on my local patch, and while it was OK I couldn't get near to the 'wild finish' I wanted. Then minutes later went and banged a GG and finished in seconds. I feel like a traitor to the cause. Maybe I just need the experience of Thai ladyboy again ... I damn hope so.
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My boy pips are bursting....... still 6 weeks to wait.
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Half way point between trips......My balls are purple melons
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Sod staying in freezing bumfuck China for the winter.....I'm for Thailand. Anyone in Patts around Jan 18-28.?!
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There's a lot of it about........
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Fed up with banging hookers in an Asian country where they can't say more than 2 words of English to me ... It's time to bang hookers in another Asian country where their English extends to an almighty five words! 555
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Heavens to betsy...... I think I've fallen madly in love with a TF ladyboy who I met briefly last trip but didn't go with. Thinking seriously of spending my whole July trip with her to coo like two love birds in lubby bird's nest. It's a dumb play but I wanna make house with my Isaan princess! What to do...What to do? 555
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Heavens to betsy...... I think I've fallen madly in love with a TF ladyboy who I met briefly last trip but didn't go with. Thinking seriously of spending my whole July trip with her to coo like two love birds in lubby bird's nest. It's a dumb play but I wanna make house with my Isaan princess! What to do...What to do? 555
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Heavens to betsy...... I think I've fallen madly in love with a TF ladyboy who I met briefly last trip but didn't go with. Thinking seriously of spending my whole July trip with her to coo like two love birds in lubby bird's nest. It's a dumb play but I wanna make house with my Isaan princess! What to do...What to do? 555