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  1. laptop

    10 MG Valium sorted for the flight tomorrow night. Hopefully that will be enough to knock me out for an hour or two

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    2. Tomas

      Tomas

      Have a good one buddy.

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Cheers boys. Just wish I didn't have this day of work ahead of me before setting off.

    4. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Have a good one buddy , I am jealous lol .

  2. laptop

    2 weeks in Bkk just booked for feb. The wife doesnt know yet. I guess she'll figure out in Terminal 2 Dublin Airport. Ill say nothing for a couple o months

  3. laptop

    5 more sleeps until wheels up..yippie kay yay mother fucker

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    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      how long this time Laptop?

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Even shorter. 4 nights. Basically just a long weekend

    4. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      better than nothing Laptop

  4. laptop

    6 days to go, the time is fucking crawling....final days are the worst

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    2. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Cheers buddy , have a good one .

    3. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      miss u by a few days then..

    4. laptop

      laptop

      Hope the wait doesnt drag gents. Should a bit cooler too. Not looking forward to the heat.

  5. laptop

    Another 5 day trip booked for Next month - Its going to be too short again....Hopefully I can make it.

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    2. hunterman

      hunterman

      I am jealous....U back again..

      Have a nice trip..

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Cheers gents. Good to meet you Hunterman

    4. hunterman

      hunterman

      My pleasure young man....my pleasure..

  6. laptop

    Anyone fancy an early start befor 10 o clock curtains in Patts? say pook bar soi b?

    1. laptop

      laptop

      6 o clock

    2. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      Good idea. Help your ladyboy bars in these tough times.

  7. laptop

    Arry posting all over the place.....

  8. laptop

    As annoying as Miley Cyrus I'd love to twack her senseless

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      I mean a "serious set of guns". Sometimes its hard to type

    3. Tomas

      Tomas

      I started a sleeve this summer, and when that is finished I'm going on to the torso to cover her up. Just going to get the right side of my upper body covered in one huge piece. Costing £40 up north. But fucking hell the artist doing it is from Calafornia and seriously talented and seriously under priced imo

    4. Tomas

      Tomas

      £40 an hour that is.

  9. laptop

    Benfits Street on Channel 4 - Fuck sake!!! 95% employment on one street

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    2. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      I don't understand these benefit folks sometimes, they get free money,housing and they still bitch all day, good show though.

    3. Ghost Of Steptoe

      Ghost Of Steptoe

      Dirty scrounging cunts , I would give them a job and if they didn't take it let em starve , lazy bastards

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      what about the scrounging cunts in the House of Lords?£300 a day to sign in....they should do a "reality" show about those scrounging cunts....just saying...

  10. laptop

    Countdown signature clocks are brilliant. Everone gets to see how long you have until your next trip every time you post....classic

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      The bigger the better I say. Should be compulsory

    3. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      They don't drive me mad Laptop!The bigger the better is best I say!

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Fuck the naysayers!LOL

  11. laptop

    Drinks in Camden, Champions League Final, Spousal Intercourse, Bottle of wine, some Ladyboy Forum - Ok day BUT It aint Pattaya... :-(

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      spousal intercourse - usually the worst kind.

    2. laptop

      laptop

      It does become somewhat familiar but we were positioned so I could look in the mirror. All good.

  12. laptop

    Enjoy the Party in Sensations. Ill be in tomorrow night to help clean up

  13. laptop

    Fon is married???

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    2. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Thank fuck that I got to have a good two days with her earlier on this month .

    3. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Oh and I wish them all the best and a happy future . Nice girl that Fon .

    4. SBK

      SBK

      Geluk, jou naaier!

  14. laptop

    Fucking hate staying in on a Saturday night watching Girls Aloud Videos that seem to be on loop. Roll on Pattaya on Wednesday!

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      Yes, and much better than the Spice Girls who will be back in the big time this evening

       

    3. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      just what I've not been waiting for, they've managed to reanimate Geri

    4. laptop

      laptop

      They are screaming their heads off as i type. I cant look at scary Spice since that Bo Selec lad. Uggghhhhh ya bastard ya

       

  15. laptop

    Gutted about Sir A F!!!!!

    1. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      Take the gifts he done well for Man. U

    2. laptop

      laptop

      Very sad to see the man go....Once in a lifetime

    3. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I can't imagine any manager ever having 26 years in charge in the modern game

  16. laptop

    Had planned of getting as many ladyboys in as possible but plans change. June hasnt left my side since meeting her on Tuesday.

    1. steveo941

      steveo941

      are you not in the wrong month, I no its July your still in June, what happened to May? lol

    2. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Hope your having fun over there laptop!! Bastard :)

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Cheers lads. Once I had spent a night with J I knew sending her home would be like shooting a puppy so I couldn't do it. I did meet may but just with June in Marine

  17. laptop

    Happy new year gayboys!!!!

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    2. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      No sorry to say , I am now looking at 28th June or there abouts . Maybe next time buddy .

    3. laptop

      laptop

      No worries. Enjoy it and stay away from that Darly

    4. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Can't do that as she is my go too girl at present unless something better becomes available lol .

  18. laptop

    Hold Shit! Look at the last minute iof this....http://alotporn.com/38578/prostate-rimjob-homemade/?utm_source=adultwm&utm_medium=ppv&utm_campaign=up .....The girl knows what she is doing.

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    2. Vic Flange

      Vic Flange

      Couldn't see anything - there's a cock in the way.

    3. luv u long time

      luv u long time

      I need to hear more about Ping B-/

       

    4. Turk182

      Turk182

      Shes the girl for me!

  19. laptop

    I wonder which BM is knee deep in Darly for New Years. Surely some is?

    1. laptop

      laptop

      I meant Balls deep

       

    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      no knee deep sounds better with the amount of cock she has had 55555

    3. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      BM or not , whoever it is I am jealous fo him as it beats not having a LB to fuck on NYE .

  20. laptop

    I'm ready to live and to live a live contact and fantasy. Do not you want to join me?

  21. laptop

    If you’re suffering from constipation just imagine Cheryl Cole under your hoop blowing ever so slightly while whispering “because I’m worth it” with that unforgettable Georgie twang. Works a treat.

  22. laptop

    In case tommy needs some new gear for tha

  23. laptop

    In case Tommy needs some new gear for Thailand http://www.freshbeaters.com/

  24. laptop

    In case Tommy needs some new gear for Thailand http://www.freshbeaters.com/

    1. laptop

      laptop

      Yes if an important meeting comes up its always handy to have a shirt and tie on.

    2. laptop

      laptop

      Ha, Ill send Brian your regards on Thursday.

  25. laptop

    It isnt gay if you rinse your mouth out after

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