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  1. PM from a sad fuck. "Hey. Delete Anna photo she my girlfriend.".......If you dont know her thats Anna the walking Street HOOKER.....Do one cowboy

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    2. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Fuck off you lot and take down the pics of my lovely wife . Don't you lot have any respect ?

    3. Turk182

      Turk182

      lol, she not lie

       

    4. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      who is Anna? LOL

  2. As annoying as Miley Cyrus I'd love to twack her senseless

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      I mean a "serious set of guns". Sometimes its hard to type

    3. Tomas

      Tomas

      I started a sleeve this summer, and when that is finished I'm going on to the torso to cover her up. Just going to get the right side of my upper body covered in one huge piece. Costing £40 up north. But fucking hell the artist doing it is from Calafornia and seriously talented and seriously under priced imo

    4. Tomas

      Tomas

      £40 an hour that is.

  3. Looking forward to Ladyboys Part 2 this evening

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    2. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I think you should of Tomas, I would be interested to learn if Mookas face gets stuck if the wind changes direction

    3. Kendo UK
    4. laptop

      laptop

      Yuck Mocka was a ming bag. I'd rather have baldy Brian from Boystown

  4. Another 5 day trip booked for Next month - Its going to be too short again....Hopefully I can make it.

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    2. hunterman

      hunterman

      I am jealous....U back again..

      Have a nice trip..

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Cheers gents. Good to meet you Hunterman

    4. hunterman

      hunterman

      My pleasure young man....my pleasure..

  5. Poppy looking smoking on Sky Living as usual

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      haha,now Ive just watched Barts rag on a stick clip. Havent seen that in years....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo

       

    3. Tomas

      Tomas

      Google the rapping rabbis. That's a beaut. I wouldn't send the rag on a stick one. It might give them the wrong impression.

    4. laptop

      laptop

      Poor Hans Moleman....I'm 33 years old...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWEQiLN99d8

       

  6. Fon is married???

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    2. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Thank fuck that I got to have a good two days with her earlier on this month .

    3. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Oh and I wish them all the best and a happy future . Nice girl that Fon .

    4. SBK

      SBK

      Geluk, jou naaier!

  7. Just Bieber needs a good slapping

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    2. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      Besides the basics, anyone have a link to whatever it is he did recently?

    3. laptop
    4. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      Thanks LT. No idea as to the real story. As mindless as teenie bopper fans like can be chances are high the girls had their mouths wide open for his spit.

  8. Thats it. last day of work before wheels up tomorrow. C'mon!!!!

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      June is booked into the Dynasty Inn Grande. My belongings in an apartment in sathon. She getting light fingered?

    3. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      Been said of her a couple of times.

    4. laptop

      laptop

      Ill get her back by stealing her knickers

  9. Happy new year gayboys!!!!

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    2. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      No sorry to say , I am now looking at 28th June or there abouts . Maybe next time buddy .

    3. laptop

      laptop

      No worries. Enjoy it and stay away from that Darly

    4. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Can't do that as she is my go too girl at present unless something better becomes available lol .

  10. Lad from my class in school is friends with a load of the same Pattaya ladyboys as me. Small world.

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      He must have been over in Patts and could even be here

    3. Tomas

      Tomas

      Its always facebook. That thing is dangerous.

    4. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Future wingman???

  11. Moyes OUT

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    2. Ghost Of Steptoe

      Ghost Of Steptoe

      Well we need Dougie fucking Freedman gone and get Browny home from his sentence in Southend

    3. yumyum

      yumyum

      so its Moyes's fault the keeper threw 1 in and 4 of them can't score a pen lol

       

    4. Ghost Of Steptoe

      Ghost Of Steptoe

      I was listening to the radio last night while driving home from the birds and one caller was extremely irate and said Moyes was sucking the soul out of the team and boring them to death with his lack of charisma

  12. Countdown signature clocks are brilliant. Everone gets to see how long you have until your next trip every time you post....classic

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      The bigger the better I say. Should be compulsory

    3. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      They don't drive me mad Laptop!The bigger the better is best I say!

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Fuck the naysayers!LOL

  13. 6 days to go, the time is fucking crawling....final days are the worst

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    2. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Cheers buddy , have a good one .

    3. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      miss u by a few days then..

    4. laptop

      laptop

      Hope the wait doesnt drag gents. Should a bit cooler too. Not looking forward to the heat.

  14. Fucking hate staying in on a Saturday night watching Girls Aloud Videos that seem to be on loop. Roll on Pattaya on Wednesday!

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      Yes, and much better than the Spice Girls who will be back in the big time this evening

       

    3. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      just what I've not been waiting for, they've managed to reanimate Geri

    4. laptop

      laptop

      They are screaming their heads off as i type. I cant look at scary Spice since that Bo Selec lad. Uggghhhhh ya bastard ya

       

  15. Jimmy Saville you dirty old man!

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    2. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I always thought that chair he had for giving out the badges was a bit creepy, it all makes sense now.

    3. Spar10

      Spar10

      Now then, now then.

    4. Vic Flange

      Vic Flange

      You're alright now, love.

  16. Hold Shit! Look at the last minute iof this....http://alotporn.com/38578/prostate-rimjob-homemade/?utm_source=adultwm&utm_medium=ppv&utm_campaign=up .....The girl knows what she is doing.

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    2. Vic Flange

      Vic Flange

      Couldn't see anything - there's a cock in the way.

    3. luv u long time

      luv u long time

      I need to hear more about Ping B-/

       

    4. Turk182

      Turk182

      Shes the girl for me!

  17. Off in the morning with 30 mates........Shame its to fucking Spain and Not Thailand....2 or 3 months for that..

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    2. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Ladyboys or not still a choice location!! Have fun :)

    3. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I saw a few Brazilian TS's in Banus when I was there but I bet they were charging top dollar

    4. wildrover
  18. Talking to some ol LB's after a few brews a couple of weeks before heading off is a bad idea. I better have a big room for the three Ill be meeting in my first night...Fucking idiot

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    2. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      You should know better, laptop! Fookin thaifriendly is your enemy.

    3. laptop

      laptop

      I know. I think Ill bury my head in the sand just pretend I didn't agree to anything

    4. sir d

      sir d

      Killing an upcoming holiday with stupid talk. Suicidal? Prefer to arrive and let the spur of the moment decide.

  19. 5 more sleeps until wheels up..yippie kay yay mother fucker

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    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      how long this time Laptop?

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Even shorter. 4 nights. Basically just a long weekend

    4. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      better than nothing Laptop

  20. june in soi 6. drunk in soi 6. shs so fucking sexy

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    2. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Does that mean she got the second night as well? Have fun ya bastard!!!

    3. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      #TeamLapJune

    4. laptop

      laptop

      Wow, don't remember writing this. Must have been pissed

  21. Benfits Street on Channel 4 - Fuck sake!!! 95% employment on one street

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    2. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      I don't understand these benefit folks sometimes, they get free money,housing and they still bitch all day, good show though.

    3. Ghost Of Steptoe

      Ghost Of Steptoe

      Dirty scrounging cunts , I would give them a job and if they didn't take it let em starve , lazy bastards

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      what about the scrounging cunts in the House of Lords?£300 a day to sign in....they should do a "reality" show about those scrounging cunts....just saying...

  22. Where is Tommy?

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      Ah I see. I missed all that. I believe he is in LOS at the month too so was expecting some updates.

    3. laptop

      laptop

      This month not "at the month"

    4. SBK

      SBK

      He arrives today or tomorrow if I remember correctly

  23. Wife Pregnant.....5 nights in July really will be the last trip for a while....jeez

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    2. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I don't whether to congratulate or commiserate you

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Ha, bit of both. I better make the most of this one

       

    4. steveo941

      steveo941

      better make it one to remember

  24. Tommy got a pic of Miley Cyrus as of 2013 tatted on his bod but he di it circa 2009. He can tell the future.

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      lol....also for fuck sake my first update is now gone.

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Also - Do that and see what the ride bucket says

    4. Tomas

      Tomas

      I fully intend to do it but not until tomorrow when I can get a good pic of the tattoo. Its not likely, but if she replies am gonna give her the I get to cum on her face every morning joke.

  25. 10 MG Valium sorted for the flight tomorrow night. Hopefully that will be enough to knock me out for an hour or two

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    2. Tomas

      Tomas

      Have a good one buddy.

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Cheers boys. Just wish I didn't have this day of work ahead of me before setting off.

    4. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Have a good one buddy , I am jealous lol .

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