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  1. Its as hot as Thailand here without the bloodly lads in skirts

    1. SBK

      SBK

      Its worse - at least Thailand has bloody aircon. UK a first world country my arse.

    2. jcs

      jcs

      well fuck off back to mandella land then!!!lol

  2. Jesus it is hot in London....I gotta get some more airy underwear

    1. gazz469

      gazz469

      Bow can airmail short shorts!

    2. laptop

      laptop

      Ha cheers gents! T - It is too hote to even wear a mankini. I better get a few new wife beater t shirts this week actually. i hope the lbs are ready for a gun show.

  3. Jesus that Emily Ratajkowski from the Blurred Lines Video is some Creature - http://vimeo.com/64611906

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      ah, so THAT's the explicit version of the video.

    2. laptop

      laptop

      Yip, not often on MTV

  4. Jimmy Saville you dirty old man!

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I always thought that chair he had for giving out the badges was a bit creepy, it all makes sense now.

    2. Spar10

      Spar10

      Now then, now then.

    3. Vic Flange

      Vic Flange

      You're alright now, love.

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  5. june in soi 6. drunk in soi 6. shs so fucking sexy

  6. june in soi 6. drunk in soi 6. shs so fucking sexy

    1. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Does that mean she got the second night as well? Have fun ya bastard!!!

    2. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      #TeamLapJune

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Wow, don't remember writing this. Must have been pissed

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  7. Just Bieber needs a good slapping

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    2. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      Besides the basics, anyone have a link to whatever it is he did recently?

    3. laptop
    4. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      Thanks LT. No idea as to the real story. As mindless as teenie bopper fans like can be chances are high the girls had their mouths wide open for his spit.

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  8. Just finished work for the evening. One or two pints now and then off to Pattaya in the morning....Beats the usual Tuesday Blues

  9. Just finished work for the evening. One or two pints now and then off to Pattaya in the morning....Beats the usual Tuesday Blues

    1. Vic Flange

      Vic Flange

      Lucky you - have a good one.

  10. Just for you Petesie..The granny is now a pussy

  11. Lad from my class in school is friends with a load of the same Pattaya ladyboys as me. Small world.

    1. laptop

      laptop

      He must have been over in Patts and could even be here

    2. Tomas

      Tomas

      Its always facebook. That thing is dangerous.

    3. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Future wingman???

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  12. Liverpool dont have the stuff champions are made of....Soft lads

  13. look fantastic laptop

  14. Looking forward to Ladyboys Part 2 this evening

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    2. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I think you should of Tomas, I would be interested to learn if Mookas face gets stuck if the wind changes direction

    3. Kendo UK
    4. laptop

      laptop

      Yuck Mocka was a ming bag. I'd rather have baldy Brian from Boystown

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  15. Moyes OUT

    1. Ghost Of Steptoe

      Ghost Of Steptoe

      Well we need Dougie fucking Freedman gone and get Browny home from his sentence in Southend

    2. yumyum

      yumyum

      so its Moyes's fault the keeper threw 1 in and 4 of them can't score a pen lol

       

    3. Ghost Of Steptoe

      Ghost Of Steptoe

      I was listening to the radio last night while driving home from the birds and one caller was extremely irate and said Moyes was sucking the soul out of the team and boring them to death with his lack of charisma

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  16. Naughty Nigel from AsianStreetMeat is no more.....according to Stickman it was the big C.

    1. Tomas

      Tomas

      Think I read somewhere that he was stabbed in Big Dogs before.

    2. laptop

      laptop

      Yeah in the stomach. I think trouble followed him around. What will the apeman do without him

    3. Tomas

      Tomas

      He will probably be released back into the wild.

  17. Off in the morning with 30 mates........Shame its to fucking Spain and Not Thailand....2 or 3 months for that..

    1. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Ladyboys or not still a choice location!! Have fun :)

    2. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I saw a few Brazilian TS's in Banus when I was there but I bet they were charging top dollar

    3. wildrover
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  18. PM from a sad fuck. "Hey. Delete Anna photo she my girlfriend.".......If you dont know her thats Anna the walking Street HOOKER.....Do one cowboy

  19. PM from a sad fuck. "Hey. Delete Anna photo she my girlfriend.".......If you dont know her thats Anna the walking Street HOOKER.....Do one cowboy

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    2. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Fuck off you lot and take down the pics of my lovely wife . Don't you lot have any respect ?

    3. Turk182

      Turk182

      lol, she not lie

       

    4. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      who is Anna? LOL

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  20. Poppy looking smoking on Sky Living as usual

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      haha,now Ive just watched Barts rag on a stick clip. Havent seen that in years....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo

       

    3. Tomas

      Tomas

      Google the rapping rabbis. That's a beaut. I wouldn't send the rag on a stick one. It might give them the wrong impression.

    4. laptop

      laptop

      Poor Hans Moleman....I'm 33 years old...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWEQiLN99d8

       

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  21. Self imposed curfew tonight.

    1. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Good for you, take it easy one night!(this is a holiday after all,isn't it?)

    2. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Showing your age there buddy lol . Keep up the good work , I am jealous .

       

    3. lovelblovebj

      lovelblovebj

      Quite right too there have been complaints that you have been tearing up the town ;)

  22. Talking to some ol LB's after a few brews a couple of weeks before heading off is a bad idea. I better have a big room for the three Ill be meeting in my first night...Fucking idiot

    1. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      You should know better, laptop! Fookin thaifriendly is your enemy.

    2. laptop

      laptop

      I know. I think Ill bury my head in the sand just pretend I didn't agree to anything

    3. sir d

      sir d

      Killing an upcoming holiday with stupid talk. Suicidal? Prefer to arrive and let the spur of the moment decide.

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  23. Taxi straight from Marine Disco for an 8am flight is such a rubbish idea

    1. laptop

      laptop

      Yeah, fast asleep for the first 4 hours but then the rest was hell.

    2. SBK

      SBK

      lol I learnt my lesson on my 2010 trip. Spent last night with Susie and Jen. I looked a right mess on the plane, was so tired my eyes were swelling up, looked like I had pink-eye. The looks of disgust from the Aussie chicks on the plane was hilarious :D Good meeting you Lappie!

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Should have just stayed in and watched BBC World bumming a Thai

       

  24. Thats it. last day of work before wheels up tomorrow. C'mon!!!!

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      June is booked into the Dynasty Inn Grande. My belongings in an apartment in sathon. She getting light fingered?

    3. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      Been said of her a couple of times.

    4. laptop

      laptop

      Ill get her back by stealing her knickers

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  25. Tommy got a pic of Miley Cyrus as of 2013 tatted on his bod but he di it circa 2009. He can tell the future.

    1. laptop

      laptop

      lol....also for fuck sake my first update is now gone.

    2. laptop

      laptop

      Also - Do that and see what the ride bucket says

    3. Tomas

      Tomas

      I fully intend to do it but not until tomorrow when I can get a good pic of the tattoo. Its not likely, but if she replies am gonna give her the I get to cum on her face every morning joke.

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