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  1. Why is nearly every thread ruined by a stupid fucking "you must be gay" joke.

    1. neo24

      neo24

      people love titles and that's a key factor in judgement!

       

    2. LL Cool Dave

      LL Cool Dave

      This isn't a gay forum is it?

    3. duke007

      duke007

      they just want attention :-)

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  2. Ye Shiwens world record swim - utter bollox!

    1. mardhi

      mardhi

      perhaps she ate some Sharks Fin Soup before the race and got super power !!!

    2. Clem Fandango

      Clem Fandango

      Until proved otherwise, John Leonard et al are looking like sore losers.

    3. Clem Fandango

      Clem Fandango

      Maybe the Chinese coach should comment, in similar vein, about Ledecky's 800m freestyle victory ?

  3. Gutted about Sir A F!!!!!

    1. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      Take the gifts he done well for Man. U

    2. laptop

      laptop

      Very sad to see the man go....Once in a lifetime

    3. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I can't imagine any manager ever having 26 years in charge in the modern game

  4. Had planned of getting as many ladyboys in as possible but plans change. June hasnt left my side since meeting her on Tuesday.

    1. steveo941

      steveo941

      are you not in the wrong month, I no its July your still in June, what happened to May? lol

    2. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Hope your having fun over there laptop!! Bastard :)

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Cheers lads. Once I had spent a night with J I knew sending her home would be like shooting a puppy so I couldn't do it. I did meet may but just with June in Marine

  5. Taxi straight from Marine Disco for an 8am flight is such a rubbish idea

    1. laptop

      laptop

      Yeah, fast asleep for the first 4 hours but then the rest was hell.

    2. SBK

      SBK

      lol I learnt my lesson on my 2010 trip. Spent last night with Susie and Jen. I looked a right mess on the plane, was so tired my eyes were swelling up, looked like I had pink-eye. The looks of disgust from the Aussie chicks on the plane was hilarious :D Good meeting you Lappie!

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Should have just stayed in and watched BBC World bumming a Thai

       

  6. I wonder which BM is knee deep in Darly for New Years. Surely some is?

    1. laptop

      laptop

      I meant Balls deep

       

    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      no knee deep sounds better with the amount of cock she has had 55555

    3. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      BM or not , whoever it is I am jealous fo him as it beats not having a LB to fuck on NYE .

  7. Self imposed curfew tonight.

    1. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Good for you, take it easy one night!(this is a holiday after all,isn't it?)

    2. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Showing your age there buddy lol . Keep up the good work , I am jealous .

       

    3. lovelblovebj

      lovelblovebj

      Quite right too there have been complaints that you have been tearing up the town ;)

  8. Naughty Nigel from AsianStreetMeat is no more.....according to Stickman it was the big C.

    1. Tomas

      Tomas

      Think I read somewhere that he was stabbed in Big Dogs before.

    2. laptop

      laptop

      Yeah in the stomach. I think trouble followed him around. What will the apeman do without him

    3. Tomas

      Tomas

      He will probably be released back into the wild.

  9. Jesus it is hot in London....I gotta get some more airy underwear

    1. gazz469

      gazz469

      Bow can airmail short shorts!

    2. laptop

      laptop

      Ha cheers gents! T - It is too hote to even wear a mankini. I better get a few new wife beater t shirts this week actually. i hope the lbs are ready for a gun show.

  10. In case Tommy needs some new gear for Thailand http://www.freshbeaters.com/

    1. laptop

      laptop

      Yes if an important meeting comes up its always handy to have a shirt and tie on.

    2. laptop

      laptop

      Ha, Ill send Brian your regards on Thursday.

  11. Drinks in Camden, Champions League Final, Spousal Intercourse, Bottle of wine, some Ladyboy Forum - Ok day BUT It aint Pattaya... :-(

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      spousal intercourse - usually the worst kind.

    2. laptop

      laptop

      It does become somewhat familiar but we were positioned so I could look in the mirror. All good.

  12. Jesus that Emily Ratajkowski from the Blurred Lines Video is some Creature - http://vimeo.com/64611906

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      ah, so THAT's the explicit version of the video.

    2. laptop

      laptop

      Yip, not often on MTV

  13. Its as hot as Thailand here without the bloodly lads in skirts

    1. SBK

      SBK

      Its worse - at least Thailand has bloody aircon. UK a first world country my arse.

    2. jcs

      jcs

      well fuck off back to mandella land then!!!lol

  14. Anyone fancy an early start befor 10 o clock curtains in Patts? say pook bar soi b?

    1. laptop

      laptop

      6 o clock

    2. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      Good idea. Help your ladyboy bars in these tough times.

  15. Just finished work for the evening. One or two pints now and then off to Pattaya in the morning....Beats the usual Tuesday Blues

    1. Vic Flange

      Vic Flange

      Lucky you - have a good one.

  16. Liverpool dont have the stuff champions are made of....Soft lads

  17. very nice avatar !

  18. look fantastic laptop

  19. I'm ready to live and to live a live contact and fantasy. Do not you want to join me?

  20. Ye Shiwens world record swim - utter bollox!

  21. Just finished work for the evening. One or two pints now and then off to Pattaya in the morning....Beats the usual Tuesday Blues

  22. In case tommy needs some new gear for tha

  23. In case Tommy needs some new gear for Thailand http://www.freshbeaters.com/

  24. Would love to snooze off and wake up on Sunday....

  25. Enjoy the Party in Sensations. Ill be in tomorrow night to help clean up

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