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  1. Oculus Rift + Shemale porn + Fucking machine = No more trips to Thailand for the bottom boys.

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    2. Tomas

      Tomas

      I had a test run on a dev kit one and it was fantastic. It was just a female pov blow job. Its the way of the future.

    3. fenton

      fenton

      Well its only a matter of time before they give ASIMO a wig and a cock 5555

    4. SBK

      SBK

      I saw a quote awhile back, it went something like this "I was born too late to explore the world, I was born too soon to explore the stars, but I was born right on time for 3D virtual reality fucking!"

  2. I was eating chocolate earlier and I got some on my bed and it doesn't look one bit like chocolate.

  3. 35 more sleeps

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    2. Tomas

      Tomas

      Not going to Thailand. 35 more sleeps until I go to Los Santos

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Well, good to be getting out of our fair country for a bit.

    4. laptop

      laptop

      Oh right. Not Spain so.

  4. Only 3 more sleeps until Christmas

    1. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Recount them Tomas! ;)

    2. Tomas

      Tomas

      Still coming up with 3

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants
  5. Ebola now available in Ireland.

    1. hubert_cumberdale

      hubert_cumberdale

      Yes the victim had recently returned from Sierra Leone why the fuck their not stopping travel from infected countries is beyond me

    2. Doyle Lonnegan

      Doyle Lonnegan

      bound to happen with all the nigerians bouncing into dublin.

  6. God bless America for sticking it to Fifa

    1. soju2012
    2. steveo941

      steveo941

      seems that's not the case, Fifa have turned it round, now blatter looks the good guy, he is a fucking weazel

  7. Look Germany, we're the world champions now.

    1. HarryKane9

      HarryKane9

      Congratulations! Good fight! The offensive players of us were dangerous as Chihuaha dogs! Oezil and Schuerle should be banned for a while! Hope Ireland and Lewaland go both to France!

    2. Doyle Lonnegan

      Doyle Lonnegan

      awesome result!!!

       

  8. The fellow below this status update is gayyy

    1. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Any Proof of that .

  9. The duchess of Cambridge has given birth to a baby boy. He weight 6lbs and 8oz. They have named him Jürgen.

  10. The Sensations Bar thread is fucked. Can only go to the first page. Think a 2013 MkII thread needs to be started to split it.

  11. Only 44 more sleeps :)

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