Football, fishing, snooker, pool, golf, history, archaeology, music, computers, good food, beer, ladyboys, girls and sex. But not necessarily in that order.
I met my new girlfriends parents last nite, her dad took me to one side & said "If you ever hurt her you'll have me to answer to". "Thats highly unlikely" I said, "I've only a small cock & she has an arsehole like a hippo's yawn!"
