Jimmy_Lovepants

Good Morning (Evening to you!)

There are many reasons that could explain why you're an annoying little cunt and based on my extensive experience and expertise in cuntery of all forms, I have set these out below:

• You're little - sorry to say this Jimmy, but persons of smaller stature are just more naturally prone to utter cuntishness
• You're an Aussie - this makes you a cunt
• Parents - if your parent were cunts, it's quite likely you will be to - I'm not sure it's a genetic characteristic that is inherited, or whether you just start to pick it is you grow up
• Humour - most cunts think they're funny (quite often they are)
• Boredom - sometimes you just get bored and need to be cunt

I'm fairly sure I did a powerpoint presentation on this subject so I'll have to see if I can find it, in the meantime, I hope this helps.

Frank

It's all just a natural gift, innit?

I asked my sister if the whole family were cunts..... She said no, it's (mostly) just you.