Jimmy_Lovepants
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I'd better get something decent this year... last year's gifts were ten types of shite
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If you're in town now don't go swimming at Nakula ... you'll be deep in shit (literally!)
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It's been more than a year... Really feel like bending a ladyboy over and f***ing her up the arse!!!
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Mustn't play loud music after 10PM at home while watching online porn (it upsets the neighbours.....
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Lindemann? Nah mate... If it's vintage porn (and it was) we're talking big bushy muffs and affros. None of this lasered, manicured, shaved nonsense. Was not a bald badger in sight. We're talking mounds n mounds of pubic hair gloriously unshaved and unclipped and hirsute mutton chop chaps who had the good sense of style to wear white socks whilst on the job ... Blood oath. And a funky seventies soundtrack redolent with wah wah guitars and slap heavy bass parts and Barry White sotto voice testing the bed springs with his big black paws murmurring Hmmm...Nice n bouncy!
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Down with ladyboys who are taller than me --- They always want to f*** you up the bum! 5555
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Jimmy_Lovepants replied to stevented's topic in How to Register with us & use our friendly Ladyboy Forum
Years of sickening arselicking and grovelling to the mods without shame or regret is required and even then only one of them takes an irrational dislike to you and with a dismissive wave of perfumed hand like a gay French king consigns for eternity to member only status the supplicant leading to crushing complete psychological break down and the flattening of the human soul like a tack under an implacable hammer of fickle fate and the existential horror pervades every facet of existence sucking all joy out of work and family life and friendships leading to the abyss of abysses and another unending torment of angst and mental cruelty and infinite sadness....... That said it's well worth the effort. -
a bit o' larceny is good for the soul... (who isn't a pirate at heart 55)
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Jimmy_Lovepants replied to stevented's topic in How to Register with us & use our friendly Ladyboy Forum
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Need to delete my internet search history 55555
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Did the deed with a Thai hooker (GG) at home this week... daytime brothel rate (1 hour) $200. Lots of mutual oral, 69. I may have clued her up to my alter-sex life when I gave her bum hole a bit of a tongueing. And then she sticks her finger right up me arse ... I feel like I was made (rumbled!) 55555
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I got shouted down for saying "I like Asian women" (e.g. I was being racist/sexist etc) ... I can't believe ppl have got so PC now. I said I like them, not hate them. I was being nice about them right??! Today, 05:09 PM · Delete · Lock
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Seriously.......what the fuck did I do???
