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Sometimes l just crawl up into a ball on the kitchen floor and pretend l'm a crumb ... Anyone else?
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Tried to send you a PM but it didn't work. Are you on any other social media you horrible little cunt?
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Good Morning (Evening to you!)
There are many reasons that could explain why you're an annoying little cunt and based on my extensive experience and expertise in cuntery of all forms, I have set these out below:
- You're little - sorry to say this Jimmy, but persons of smaller stature are just more naturally prone to utter cuntishness
- You're an Aussie - this makes you a cunt
- Parents - if your parent were cunts, it's quite likely you will be to - I'm not sure it's a genetic characteristic that is inherited, or whether you just start to pick it is you grow up
- Humour - most cunts think they're funny (quite often they are)
- Boredom - sometimes you just get bored and need to be cunt
I'm fairly sure I did a powerpoint presentation on this subject so I'll have to see if I can find it, in the meantime, I hope this helps.
Frank
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A lb on TF told me I had a one in a million shot of having sex with her... Result, I'm in with a chance!
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I'd better get something decent this year... last year's gifts were ten types of shite
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If you're in town now don't go swimming at Nakula ... you'll be deep in shit (literally!)
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It's been more than a year... Really feel like bending a ladyboy over and f***ing her up the arse!!!
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Mustn't play loud music after 10PM at home while watching online porn (it upsets the neighbours.....
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Lindemann? Nah mate... If it's vintage porn (and it was) we're talking big bushy muffs and affros. None of this lasered, manicured, shaved nonsense. Was not a bald badger in sight. We're talking mounds n mounds of pubic hair gloriously unshaved and unclipped and hirsute mutton chop chaps who had the good sense of style to wear white socks whilst on the job ... Blood oath. And a funky seventies soundtrack redolent with wah wah guitars and slap heavy bass parts and Barry White sotto voice testing the bed springs with his big black paws murmurring Hmmm...Nice n bouncy!
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Down with ladyboys who are taller than me --- They always want to f*** you up the bum! 5555