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Jimmy_Lovepants last won the day on May 27

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About Jimmy_Lovepants

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    I Have Demon Seed In Me
  • Birthday September 5

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Not where I really want to be...
  • Interests
    wet patches
    ferret husbandry
    killing hipsters
    (fantasising about it anyway)

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  1. Jimmy_Lovepants
    Thanks Jags.. No it's not Frank. I couldn't get along in forum life without Frank! I know he speaks highly of me too .
  2. Jimmy_Lovepants
    Giving this a bump because I'm looking but can't find the Ignore function. Supposed to be on our profile page, but can't see it anywhere. Help. I think I need idiot-proof directions! Please type answers slowly because I don't read fast .
  3. Jimmy_Lovepants
    I had this issue for a couple of weeks. The forum's site was blacklisted and I couldn't get on using my PC (I could with phone). Happily it's resolved now, normal service resumed .
  4. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Sometimes l just crawl up into a ball on the kitchen floor and pretend l'm a crumb ... Anyone else?

  5. frankdrebin

    Tried to send you a PM but it didn't work. Are you on any other social media you horrible little cunt? :)

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    2. frankdrebin

      frankdrebin

      Good Morning (Evening to you!)

      There are many reasons that could explain why you're an annoying little cunt and based on my extensive experience and expertise in cuntery of all forms, I have set these out below:

      • You're little - sorry to say this Jimmy, but persons of smaller stature are just more naturally prone to utter cuntishness
      • You're an Aussie - this makes you a cunt
      • Parents - if your parent were cunts, it's quite likely you will be to - I'm not sure it's a genetic characteristic that is inherited, or whether you just start to pick it is you grow up
      • Humour - most cunts think they're funny (quite often they are)
      • Boredom - sometimes you just get bored and need to be cunt

      I'm fairly sure I did a powerpoint presentation on this subject so I'll have to see if I can find it, in the meantime, I hope this helps.

      Frank

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      It's all just a natural gift, innit?

       

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      I asked my sister if the whole family were cunts..... She said no, it's (mostly) just you. :blink:

       

  6. Jimmy_Lovepants

    A lb on TF told me I had a one in a million shot of having sex with her... Result, I'm in with a chance! B)

  7. Jimmy_Lovepants

    I'd better get something decent this year... last year's gifts were ten types of shite :(

  8. Jimmy_Lovepants

    If you're in town now don't go swimming at Nakula ... you'll be deep in shit (literally!)

  9. LordJim

    Jimmy did you know that you cannot receive messages PMs ?

  10. annat

    1976 not been on forum as have been in germany

    all best Annat

  11. Jimmy_Lovepants

    It's been more than a year... Really feel like bending a ladyboy over and f***ing her up the arse!!! :)

    1. imrankhan1981

      imrankhan1981

      I am desperately waiting for my first :Tongue2:

    2. fenton

      fenton

      ALL I WANNA DO IS DO IT... BIG GIRL BIG GIRL....

    3. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      An entire year!!---wish it had been only that long for me!!  

  12. Jimmy_Lovepants

    I'm only here for the name calling B)

  13. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Mustn't play loud music after 10PM at home while watching online porn (it upsets the neighbours..... :))

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    2. fenton

      fenton

      Lindemann 

       

       :ph34r:

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Lindemann? Nah mate... If it's vintage porn (and it was) we're talking big bushy muffs and affros. None of this lasered, manicured, shaved nonsense. Was not a bald badger in sight. We're talking mounds n mounds of pubic hair gloriously unshaved and unclipped and hirsute mutton chop chaps who had the good sense of style to wear white socks whilst on the job ... Blood oath. And a funky seventies soundtrack redolent with wah wah guitars and slap heavy bass parts and Barry White sotto voice testing the bed springs with his big black paws murmurring Hmmm...Nice n bouncy! ;)

    4. fenton

      fenton

      555

  14. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Down with ladyboys who are taller than me --- They always want to f*** you up the bum! 5555

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    2. LL Cool Dave

      LL Cool Dave

      You need to loosen up jimmy 555

    3. bayhill

      bayhill

      welcome to my world, 555.

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      5555555

      :D

       

  15. Jimmy_Lovepants
    Years of sickening arselicking and grovelling to the mods without shame or regret is required and even then only one of them takes an irrational dislike to you and with a dismissive wave of perfumed hand like a gay French king consigns for eternity to member only status the supplicant leading to crushing complete psychological break down and the flattening of the human soul like a tack under an implacable hammer of fickle fate and the existential horror pervades every facet of existence sucking all joy out of work and family life and friendships leading to the abyss of abysses and another unending torment of angst and mental cruelty and infinite sadness....... That said it's well worth the effort.
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