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Jimmy_Lovepants

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  1. Thanks Jags.. No it's not Frank. I couldn't get along in forum life without Frank! I know he speaks highly of me too .
  2. Giving this a bump because I'm looking but can't find the Ignore function. Supposed to be on our profile page, but can't see it anywhere. Help. I think I need idiot-proof directions! Please type answers slowly because I don't read fast .
  3. I had this issue for a couple of weeks. The forum's site was blacklisted and I couldn't get on using my PC (I could with phone). Happily it's resolved now, normal service resumed .
  4. Sometimes l just crawl up into a ball on the kitchen floor and pretend l'm a crumb ... Anyone else?

  5. A lb on TF told me I had a one in a million shot of having sex with her... Result, I'm in with a chance! B)

  6. I'd better get something decent this year... last year's gifts were ten types of shite :(

  7. If you're in town now don't go swimming at Nakula ... you'll be deep in shit (literally!)

  8. It's been more than a year... Really feel like bending a ladyboy over and f***ing her up the arse!!! :)

    1. imrankhan1981

      imrankhan1981

      I am desperately waiting for my first :Tongue2:

    2. fenton

      fenton

      ALL I WANNA DO IS DO IT... BIG GIRL BIG GIRL....

    3. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      An entire year!!---wish it had been only that long for me!!  

  9. I'm only here for the name calling B)

  10. Mustn't play loud music after 10PM at home while watching online porn (it upsets the neighbours..... :))

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    2. fenton

      fenton

      Lindemann 

       

       :ph34r:

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Lindemann? Nah mate... If it's vintage porn (and it was) we're talking big bushy muffs and affros. None of this lasered, manicured, shaved nonsense. Was not a bald badger in sight. We're talking mounds n mounds of pubic hair gloriously unshaved and unclipped and hirsute mutton chop chaps who had the good sense of style to wear white socks whilst on the job ... Blood oath. And a funky seventies soundtrack redolent with wah wah guitars and slap heavy bass parts and Barry White sotto voice testing the bed springs with his big black paws murmurring Hmmm...Nice n bouncy! ;)

    4. fenton
  11. Down with ladyboys who are taller than me --- They always want to f*** you up the bum! 5555

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    2. LL Cool Dave

      LL Cool Dave

      You need to loosen up jimmy 555

    3. bayhill

      bayhill

      welcome to my world, 555.

    4. icebergjr.
  12. Years of sickening arselicking and grovelling to the mods without shame or regret is required and even then only one of them takes an irrational dislike to you and with a dismissive wave of perfumed hand like a gay French king consigns for eternity to member only status the supplicant leading to crushing complete psychological break down and the flattening of the human soul like a tack under an implacable hammer of fickle fate and the existential horror pervades every facet of existence sucking all joy out of work and family life and friendships leading to the abyss of abysses and another unending torment of angst and mental cruelty and infinite sadness....... That said it's well worth the effort.
  13. a bit o' larceny is good for the soul... (who isn't a pirate at heart 55)

    1. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      Stealing more hearts Jimmy?

    2. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      Underwear more likely!!

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants
  14. Need to delete my internet search history 55555

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    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Hmmm... I suppose 'the dog did it' lacks a certain credibility!

    3. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      Use incognito in chrome for visiting these sorts of things. After a while it becomes habit, not fullproof but saves the history problem.

    4. American Eagle

      American Eagle

      I have a friend that let one of her FWB use her computer. Afterwards she saw he was checking out Fat Girl and Granny porn. LOL

  15. Did the deed with a Thai hooker (GG) at home this week... daytime brothel rate (1 hour) $200. Lots of mutual oral, 69. I may have clued her up to my alter-sex life when I gave her bum hole a bit of a tongueing. And then she sticks her finger right up me arse ... I feel like I was made (rumbled!) 55555

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    2. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      keep in touch with her then give her a hardship story and knock her back to $100 for a repeat

    3. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      bet you haven't brushed your teeth since Jimmy.....

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      I do like your thinking HK! ;)

      GD - I haven't brushed and i hope she hasn't washed her finger (yuck yuck!)

  16. I got shouted down for saying "I like Asian women" (e.g. I was being racist/sexist etc) ... I can't believe ppl have got so PC now. I said I like them, not hate them. I was being nice about them right??! Today, 05:09 PM · Delete · Lock

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    2. silentmoebius78

      silentmoebius78

      Thumbs up Turk182, you nailed it, would give a +1 for that..

       

      @Jimmy, don't give a fu.. about others oppinion.. Mind your own buisness.. Cheers Man..

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Right on Turk182. Funnily enough tho it was a guy who told me I couldn't say I like Asian women.....

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      FFS,, what's next then? We can't say "I like women" or "I like sex" ??? ... Modern life is rubbish, Grrrr!!!

  17. Seriously.......what the fuck did I do???

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    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      We just love trouble mate 555

    3. outsider

      outsider

      Hope the trip has still been good to you even with the emotional revolving doors they put you through.

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Trip over outsider. TR up now (O the infamy! yuckyuck)

  18. Some lovepants action comin' straight at 'em next week... ladies, get ready!!! :)

  19. Always (always!) wanted to live in a brothel ... Now I will on my next trip :) Booked a few days to stay at LaBamba. Happy days (and nights) !

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    2. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      it will be a revolving door to your loom at that place!

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Yep ... If i don't get raped by the immates I'm gonna complain!

    4. snoop-dawg

      snoop-dawg

      Just tell Masha you want to play "big boss".

       

  20. What do u say when a guy at work just back from a Pattaya trip (with his wife) says the ladyboys are "prettier than the real girls" ? Disagree? Or say "Fuck yeah!" (I just says to him "Um...They're taller" Lame-O 55555

  21. It would be nice if there were an outbreak of peace on the forum soon... Sick of the politics, the personal abuse, the negativity. Where's the love gone for our 3-legged ladyfriends in LOS.???

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    2. Thaiman12

      Thaiman12

      With regard to point 2. Remember, the love starts at home, Jimmy :)

       

    3. fenton

      fenton

      When money goes out the door, lub goes out the window 5555

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      "Peace sells, but who's buying"..Megadeath!5555

  22. You can talk GD. So you don't know either how to edit the signature?......Useless!
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