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Everything posted by Jimmy_Lovepants
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If pussywhipped means what it means, what are we when it's a ladyboy breakin' our nuts??? ("Nutwhipped" sounds like a damn icecream) ... Inquiring minds need to know
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My favourite jeans (very old) keep splitting but don't want to throw 'em out. My bare arse and bollocks are now hanging out of them... Should've saved that caper for when I was in LOS. :-)
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Unearthed an old student photo ID card this week, taken in 1991. I was still in my 20s then... O man, I was serious eye candy back then. I saw a bit of Johnny Depp there, a bit of James Dean ... Damn I was hot. Why in the f*** couldn't I have been meeting Lbs in LOS back then rather than now.?!! Dem biatches woulda been paying me! Life is so unfair...
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Perhaps, with your Toy Boy looks, you might have found your Good Self out of your depth, at that age. Been sucked () into the LOS vortex and spat out the other end, charred and burned, never to return. I think it's good that, by whatever means, Folks earn the right to be in LOS. When the Universe deems it fit.
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Fuck it, you're here now, Enjoy.
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I need a slap.....Fell heavily for a TF girl (hooker) and met a few times. But no longer in TH or living anywhere near it. She knows it and doesn't respond to any of my messages. Got to get over her somehow...
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My last 24 hours in LOS ~ And SE Asia after 5 years. Returning to a Western country where all the women (transgendered or not) have balls, cigarettes cost 20 bucks a pkt, and everyone attends compulsory cultural sensitivity workshops (run by women) ... Yay.
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Well that's fucking torn it..... Lost my job so Thailand here i cum !!
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Good luck to myself.......Day 1 tomorrow
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Hangovers. I mean, for crying out aloud......Fooking WHY??! 555
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Bloody excruciating.....Had to attend a dinner with my boss who is a devout Christian and the other god-botherers. It was all 'Dear Lord' this, 'Dear Lord' that for fooking hours. I wanted to scream 'I'm in love with a transgendered prostitute in Thailand who wants to fuck me up the pooper all day long!'
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"Alcohol......It's both the cause and the remedy to all of life's problems" Homer (Simpson)
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CRAP............Another trip over which means another 300 and something days to wait until the next one. I envy all you guys who will get back to LOS before me ~ Have a great one, fellas !
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It's low season but I hope a few BMs will be around next weekend in Patts... Especially Sensations on Saturday nite. Safety in numbers against all the girls 555
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I hate this part even more......Only a week to go and I've come down with a bad case of hemorrhoids. So painful ! I'm not really a 'bottom' boy ~ I'm more like one of yer manly 'Tops'. But you never know which way these things will go (I'm open-minded to all possibilities) ~ Now these nasty 'roids may mean no bummings at all on this trip !
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I hate this part.......Raring to go, still 2 weeks to wait. Must stop humping the local totty and save it up for LOS. Tie a knot in me dick and start reading a long Russian novel to get my mind above my navel.
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Almost got myself hitched to marry a Chinese hooker (GG) this weekend ... Fortunately I didn't have the apartment, private gold deposits, and means to get the bitch and her family out of China which would've made the deal stick ... Whew ~ A lucky escape !
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Leaning back towards GGs and I don't like it at all LB lovers are a great club to belong to. Must get back to TH asap!!!
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Got a date tomorrow night with a former student named ALICE... So here we go ~ "24 years just waiting for a chance/To tell her how I feel/Maybe get a second chance/Cos for 24 years I been..." Sorry ~ I'll get me feckin' coat!
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Bagged a tranny P4P on my patch last nite... The first I'd met with anything like a half-decent command of spoken English. Not such a good thing after all ~ She kept banging on about football and the WC and how cute Beckham is... AND in a deep dusky very male voice. Oh FFS... After a third rate BJ, I had to bail cos me todger had lost interest and wouldn't perform.. (I was surprised it's got higher standards than me). I'm not happy today!
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Seriously worried..... Had my first tranny threesome today on my local patch, and while it was OK I couldn't get near to the 'wild finish' I wanted. Then minutes later went and banged a GG and finished in seconds. I feel like a traitor to the cause. Maybe I just need the experience of Thai ladyboy again ... I damn hope so.
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My boy pips are bursting....... still 6 weeks to wait.