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Jimmy_Lovepants

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  1. It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique you know.....

  2. Half way point between trips......My balls are purple melons

    1. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      There is only one way to remedy that Jimmy ..... Tear the ears of it lol .

    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      V, I guess I'm kinda thick but I don't actually get it! lol

    3. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Chuck wow comes to mind . You an Aussie and have never heard of that saying , I guess that you are from the east coast lol .

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  3. Let's have us a crazy night ma bitches!

  4. Sod staying in freezing bumfuck China for the winter.....I'm for Thailand. :) Anyone in Patts around Jan 18-28.?!

    1. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Hey Second Chance....Unfortunately my trip is off!! (at least until the summer) .. You'll have to get stuck in and do it all for those of us who can't be there. :)

    2. SecondChance@Life

      SecondChance@Life

      That's it, Jimmy. Come down for Chinese New Year weekend when I am in town! I don't care if you have to sleep in a dumpster just bring your ass so you can help lead a pub crawl that Saturday. C'mon, do it for the girls! They are depending on you!

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      HaHa.....Unfortunately it's precisely because of Chinese NY that I can't get to Thailand (unless I walk and swim there :(.)

      It's a summmer trip again for me i think.....Oh well, that's just six months away! :)

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  5. Dreamin' of palms and ladyboy charms....Made in the Shade (in Thailand)

  6. Feckin' powers gone off again in the gaff.....So off on the prowl again!

  7. There's a lot of it about........

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      good to have u back on the forum! look forward to hearing some tales

    2. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      why dont u ever clean out your inbox?

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Inbox is tidied up now MUM!! :)

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  8. Fed up with banging hookers in an Asian country where they can't say more than 2 words of English to me ... It's time to bang hookers in another Asian country where their English extends to an almighty five words! 555

    1. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      Philippines FTW

    2. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      or Cambodia

  9. Heavens to betsy...... I think I've fallen madly in love with a TF ladyboy who I met briefly last trip but didn't go with. Thinking seriously of spending my whole July trip with her to coo like two love birds in lubby bird's nest. It's a dumb play but I wanna make house with my Isaan princess! What to do...What to do? 555

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    2. Beauty's Beast

      Beauty's Beast

      Make house, have fun, coo your fill and keep the escape-hatch open. Happy times!

    3. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      yeah, truth be known I'm just a jealous miserable sod who can't get to the land of sin anytime soon!!!!

    4. Justin Sane

      Justin Sane

      Falling in love with someone on the internet and in-person are two different things. Test the waters first before sacrificing an entire month trip.

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  10. Heavens to betsy...... I think I've fallen madly in love with a TF ladyboy who I met briefly last trip but didn't go with. Thinking seriously of spending my whole July trip with her to coo like two love birds in lubby bird's nest. It's a dumb play but I wanna make house with my Isaan princess! What to do...What to do? 555

  11. Heavens to betsy...... I think I've fallen madly in love with a TF ladyboy who I met briefly last trip but didn't go with. Thinking seriously of spending my whole July trip with her to coo like two love birds in lubby bird's nest. It's a dumb play but I wanna make house with my Isaan princess! What to do...What to do? 555

  12. Wheels up ten days :)

    1. soju2012

      soju2012

      Enjoy, TR this time?

  13. Wheels up ten days :)

  14. Wheels up ten days :)

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      time to finalise the TF shortlist then!

  15. bugger me sideways if it ain't all dick dick dick on this forum .. u lot are bloody obsessed is what it is ..... dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick .. and a bit of bumhole too

    1. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      tell me about it garry ... never heard of such a bunch of screaming mincers in my life ... and all they want is dick ... dick dick dick dick dick dick dick ... one track minds, the lot of them

    2. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Hey Jimmy , Tell what is better please ?

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Oh I'm all for the dick, V ! .. We all like a bit of a dick don't we? .. It's a metaphor for life, the dick ... long live dick and all who ride on her!

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  16. less than 30 days now.......HAHA!

    1. laptop

      laptop

      2 weeks myself. Lets hope time is speedy for both of us!

       

  17. less than 50 days to go.....Woohoo!

    1. silentmoebius78

      silentmoebius78

      I have to wait an other 180 days.. Damn...

    2. Clem Fandango

      Clem Fandango

      164 for me - wish my count was the same as Jimmy's !

    3. silentmoebius78

      silentmoebius78

      Mine is 182... How long will you stay Slacker??

  18. less than 50 days to go.....Woohoo!

  19. Less than a hundred days to go........

  20. Less than a hundred days to go........

    1. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Lucky bastard! Have fun! Jimmy!

    2. poesface

      poesface

      do by the week it does not sound so bad

  21. My Isaan girlfriend....She number one prostitute in Thailand.!

    1. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      Veerrryyyy niiiiiiice (Borat?)

  22. My Thai girlfriend.....She number one prostitute from Issan!

  23. It's just not fair! I still got 3 months to wait before next trip to LOS.

  24. It's just not fair! I still got 3 months to wait before next trip to LOS.

    1. Clem Fandango

      Clem Fandango

      Still a whole lot better than my 7 month wait !

    2. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Right there with ya, Slacker. quit yer bitchin' Jimmy! LOL jk

    3. Bax

      Bax

      2 here (sorry)

       

      :)

  25. All in all I'd rather be a filthy rich porn industy king than a 2 bit punter

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