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  1. Why is nearly every thread ruined by a stupid fucking "you must be gay" joke.

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    2. neo24


      people love titles and that's a key factor in judgement!


    3. LL Cool Dave

      LL Cool Dave

      This isn't a gay forum is it?

    4. duke007


      they just want attention :-)

  2. Thats it. last day of work before wheels up tomorrow. C'mon!!!!

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    2. laptop


      June is booked into the Dynasty Inn Grande. My belongings in an apartment in sathon. She getting light fingered?

    3. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      Been said of her a couple of times.

    4. laptop


      Ill get her back by stealing her knickers

  3. Just for you Petesie..The granny is now a pussy

  4. 2 weeks in Bkk just booked for feb. The wife doesnt know yet. I guess she'll figure out in Terminal 2 Dublin Airport. Ill say nothing for a couple o months

  5. Naughty Nigel from AsianStreetMeat is no more.....according to Stickman it was the big C.

    1. Tomas


      Think I read somewhere that he was stabbed in Big Dogs before.

    2. laptop


      Yeah in the stomach. I think trouble followed him around. What will the apeman do without him

    3. Tomas


      He will probably be released back into the wild.

  6. Self imposed curfew tonight.

    1. icebergjr.


      Good for you, take it easy one night!(this is a holiday after all,isn't it?)

    2. Vasilli


      Showing your age there buddy lol . Keep up the good work , I am jealous .


    3. lovelblovebj


      Quite right too there have been complaints that you have been tearing up the town ;)

  7. Anyone fancy an early start befor 10 o clock curtains in Patts? say pook bar soi b?

    1. laptop


      6 o clock

    2. jimbo34


      Good idea. Help your ladyboy bars in these tough times.

  8. 6 days to go, the time is fucking crawling....final days are the worst

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    2. Vasilli


      Cheers buddy , have a good one .

    3. garrydirty


      miss u by a few days then..

    4. laptop


      Hope the wait doesnt drag gents. Should a bit cooler too. Not looking forward to the heat.

  9. Liverpool dont have the stuff champions are made of....Soft lads

  10. If you’re suffering from constipation just imagine Cheryl Cole under your hoop blowing ever so slightly while whispering “because I’m worth it” with that unforgettable Georgie twang. Works a treat.

  11. Countdown signature clocks are brilliant. Everone gets to see how long you have until your next trip every time you post....classic

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    2. laptop


      The bigger the better I say. Should be compulsory

    3. icebergjr.


      They don't drive me mad Laptop!The bigger the better is best I say!

    4. icebergjr.


      Fuck the naysayers!LOL

  12. Happy new year gayboys!!!!

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    2. Vasilli


      No sorry to say , I am now looking at 28th June or there abouts . Maybe next time buddy .

    3. laptop


      No worries. Enjoy it and stay away from that Darly

    4. Vasilli


      Can't do that as she is my go too girl at present unless something better becomes available lol .

  13. Moyes OUT

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    2. Ghost Of Steptoe

      Ghost Of Steptoe

      Well we need Dougie fucking Freedman gone and get Browny home from his sentence in Southend

    3. yumyum


      so its Moyes's fault the keeper threw 1 in and 4 of them can't score a pen lol


    4. Ghost Of Steptoe

      Ghost Of Steptoe

      I was listening to the radio last night while driving home from the birds and one caller was extremely irate and said Moyes was sucking the soul out of the team and boring them to death with his lack of charisma

  14. Benfits Street on Channel 4 - Fuck sake!!! 95% employment on one street

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    2. Pimpgreen


      I don't understand these benefit folks sometimes, they get free money,housing and they still bitch all day, good show though.

    3. Ghost Of Steptoe

      Ghost Of Steptoe

      Dirty scrounging cunts , I would give them a job and if they didn't take it let em starve , lazy bastards

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      what about the scrounging cunts in the House of Lords?£300 a day to sign in....they should do a "reality" show about those scrounging cunts....just saying...

  15. I wonder which BM is knee deep in Darly for New Years. Surely some is?

    1. laptop


      I meant Balls deep


    2. garrydirty


      no knee deep sounds better with the amount of cock she has had 55555

    3. Vasilli


      BM or not , whoever it is I am jealous fo him as it beats not having a LB to fuck on NYE .

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