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  1. Why is nearly every thread ruined by a stupid fucking "you must be gay" joke.

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    2. neo24

      neo24

      people love titles and that's a key factor in judgement!

       

    3. LL Cool Dave

      LL Cool Dave

      This isn't a gay forum is it?

    4. duke007

      duke007

      they just want attention :-)

  2. Thats it. last day of work before wheels up tomorrow. C'mon!!!!

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      June is booked into the Dynasty Inn Grande. My belongings in an apartment in sathon. She getting light fingered?

    3. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      Been said of her a couple of times.

    4. laptop

      laptop

      Ill get her back by stealing her knickers

  3. Just for you Petesie..The granny is now a pussy

  4. 2 weeks in Bkk just booked for feb. The wife doesnt know yet. I guess she'll figure out in Terminal 2 Dublin Airport. Ill say nothing for a couple o months

  5. Naughty Nigel from AsianStreetMeat is no more.....according to Stickman it was the big C.

    1. Tomas

      Tomas

      Think I read somewhere that he was stabbed in Big Dogs before.

    2. laptop

      laptop

      Yeah in the stomach. I think trouble followed him around. What will the apeman do without him

    3. Tomas

      Tomas

      He will probably be released back into the wild.

  6. Self imposed curfew tonight.

    1. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Good for you, take it easy one night!(this is a holiday after all,isn't it?)

    2. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Showing your age there buddy lol . Keep up the good work , I am jealous .

       

    3. lovelblovebj

      lovelblovebj

      Quite right too there have been complaints that you have been tearing up the town ;)

  7. Anyone fancy an early start befor 10 o clock curtains in Patts? say pook bar soi b?

    1. laptop

      laptop

      6 o clock

    2. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      Good idea. Help your ladyboy bars in these tough times.

  8. 6 days to go, the time is fucking crawling....final days are the worst

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    2. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Cheers buddy , have a good one .

    3. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      miss u by a few days then..

    4. laptop

      laptop

      Hope the wait doesnt drag gents. Should a bit cooler too. Not looking forward to the heat.

  9. Liverpool dont have the stuff champions are made of....Soft lads

  10. If you’re suffering from constipation just imagine Cheryl Cole under your hoop blowing ever so slightly while whispering “because I’m worth it” with that unforgettable Georgie twang. Works a treat.

  11. Countdown signature clocks are brilliant. Everone gets to see how long you have until your next trip every time you post....classic

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      The bigger the better I say. Should be compulsory

    3. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      They don't drive me mad Laptop!The bigger the better is best I say!

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Fuck the naysayers!LOL

  12. Happy new year gayboys!!!!

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    2. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      No sorry to say , I am now looking at 28th June or there abouts . Maybe next time buddy .

    3. laptop

      laptop

      No worries. Enjoy it and stay away from that Darly

    4. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Can't do that as she is my go too girl at present unless something better becomes available lol .

  13. Moyes OUT

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    2. Ghost Of Steptoe

      Ghost Of Steptoe

      Well we need Dougie fucking Freedman gone and get Browny home from his sentence in Southend

    3. yumyum

      yumyum

      so its Moyes's fault the keeper threw 1 in and 4 of them can't score a pen lol

       

    4. Ghost Of Steptoe

      Ghost Of Steptoe

      I was listening to the radio last night while driving home from the birds and one caller was extremely irate and said Moyes was sucking the soul out of the team and boring them to death with his lack of charisma

  14. Benfits Street on Channel 4 - Fuck sake!!! 95% employment on one street

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    2. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      I don't understand these benefit folks sometimes, they get free money,housing and they still bitch all day, good show though.

    3. Ghost Of Steptoe

      Ghost Of Steptoe

      Dirty scrounging cunts , I would give them a job and if they didn't take it let em starve , lazy bastards

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      what about the scrounging cunts in the House of Lords?£300 a day to sign in....they should do a "reality" show about those scrounging cunts....just saying...

  15. I wonder which BM is knee deep in Darly for New Years. Surely some is?

    1. laptop

      laptop

      I meant Balls deep

       

    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      no knee deep sounds better with the amount of cock she has had 55555

    3. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      BM or not , whoever it is I am jealous fo him as it beats not having a LB to fuck on NYE .

  16. june in soi 6. drunk in soi 6. shs so fucking sexy

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    2. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Does that mean she got the second night as well? Have fun ya bastard!!!

    3. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      #TeamLapJune

    4. laptop

      laptop

      Wow, don't remember writing this. Must have been pissed

  17. june in soi 6. drunk in soi 6. shs so fucking sexy

  18. 10 MG Valium sorted for the flight tomorrow night. Hopefully that will be enough to knock me out for an hour or two

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    2. Tomas

      Tomas

      Have a good one buddy.

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Cheers boys. Just wish I didn't have this day of work ahead of me before setting off.

    4. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Have a good one buddy , I am jealous lol .

  19. 5 more sleeps until wheels up..yippie kay yay mother fucker

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    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      how long this time Laptop?

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Even shorter. 4 nights. Basically just a long weekend

    4. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      better than nothing Laptop

  20. Lad from my class in school is friends with a load of the same Pattaya ladyboys as me. Small world.

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      He must have been over in Patts and could even be here

    3. Tomas

      Tomas

      Its always facebook. That thing is dangerous.

    4. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Future wingman???

  21. Talking to some ol LB's after a few brews a couple of weeks before heading off is a bad idea. I better have a big room for the three Ill be meeting in my first night...Fucking idiot

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    2. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      You should know better, laptop! Fookin thaifriendly is your enemy.

    3. laptop

      laptop

      I know. I think Ill bury my head in the sand just pretend I didn't agree to anything

    4. sir d

      sir d

      Killing an upcoming holiday with stupid talk. Suicidal? Prefer to arrive and let the spur of the moment decide.

  22. PM from a sad fuck. "Hey. Delete Anna photo she my girlfriend.".......If you dont know her thats Anna the walking Street HOOKER.....Do one cowboy

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    2. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Fuck off you lot and take down the pics of my lovely wife . Don't you lot have any respect ?

    3. Turk182

      Turk182

      lol, she not lie

       

    4. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      who is Anna? LOL

  23. PM from a sad fuck. "Hey. Delete Anna photo she my girlfriend.".......If you dont know her thats Anna the walking Street HOOKER.....Do one cowboy

  24. We fuck dudes.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0bC__I-Lqs

  25. Tommy got a pic of Miley Cyrus as of 2013 tatted on his bod but he di it circa 2009. He can tell the future.

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      lol....also for fuck sake my first update is now gone.

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Also - Do that and see what the ride bucket says

    4. Tomas

      Tomas

      I fully intend to do it but not until tomorrow when I can get a good pic of the tattoo. Its not likely, but if she replies am gonna give her the I get to cum on her face every morning joke.

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