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  1. As annoying as Miley Cyrus I'd love to twack her senseless

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      I mean a "serious set of guns". Sometimes its hard to type

    3. Tomas

      Tomas

      I started a sleeve this summer, and when that is finished I'm going on to the torso to cover her up. Just going to get the right side of my upper body covered in one huge piece. Costing £40 up north. But fucking hell the artist doing it is from Calafornia and seriously talented and seriously under priced imo

    4. Tomas

      Tomas

      £40 an hour that is.

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  2. Just Bieber needs a good slapping

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    2. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      Besides the basics, anyone have a link to whatever it is he did recently?

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    4. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      Thanks LT. No idea as to the real story. As mindless as teenie bopper fans like can be chances are high the girls had their mouths wide open for his spit.

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  3. Fon is married???

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    2. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Thank fuck that I got to have a good two days with her earlier on this month .

    3. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      Oh and I wish them all the best and a happy future . Nice girl that Fon .

    4. SBK

      SBK

      Geluk, jou naaier!

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  4. Poppy looking smoking on Sky Living as usual

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    2. laptop

      laptop

      haha,now Ive just watched Barts rag on a stick clip. Havent seen that in years....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo

       

    3. Tomas

      Tomas

      Google the rapping rabbis. That's a beaut. I wouldn't send the rag on a stick one. It might give them the wrong impression.

    4. laptop

      laptop

      Poor Hans Moleman....I'm 33 years old...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWEQiLN99d8

       

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  5. It isnt gay if you rinse your mouth out after

  6. Arry posting all over the place.....

  7. Another 5 day trip booked for Next month - Its going to be too short again....Hopefully I can make it.

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    2. hunterman

      hunterman

      I am jealous....U back again..

      Have a nice trip..

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Cheers gents. Good to meet you Hunterman

    4. hunterman

      hunterman

      My pleasure young man....my pleasure..

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  8. Its as hot as Thailand here without the bloodly lads in skirts

    1. SBK

      SBK

      Its worse - at least Thailand has bloody aircon. UK a first world country my arse.

    2. jcs

      jcs

      well fuck off back to mandella land then!!!lol

  9. Taxi straight from Marine Disco for an 8am flight is such a rubbish idea

    1. laptop

      laptop

      Yeah, fast asleep for the first 4 hours but then the rest was hell.

    2. SBK

      SBK

      lol I learnt my lesson on my 2010 trip. Spent last night with Susie and Jen. I looked a right mess on the plane, was so tired my eyes were swelling up, looked like I had pink-eye. The looks of disgust from the Aussie chicks on the plane was hilarious :D Good meeting you Lappie!

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Should have just stayed in and watched BBC World bumming a Thai

       

  10. Had planned of getting as many ladyboys in as possible but plans change. June hasnt left my side since meeting her on Tuesday.

    1. steveo941

      steveo941

      are you not in the wrong month, I no its July your still in June, what happened to May? lol

    2. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Hope your having fun over there laptop!! Bastard :)

    3. laptop

      laptop

      Cheers lads. Once I had spent a night with J I knew sending her home would be like shooting a puppy so I couldn't do it. I did meet may but just with June in Marine

  11. Enjoy the Party in Sensations. Ill be in tomorrow night to help clean up

  12. Jesus that Emily Ratajkowski from the Blurred Lines Video is some Creature - http://vimeo.com/64611906

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      ah, so THAT's the explicit version of the video.

    2. laptop

      laptop

      Yip, not often on MTV

  13. Would love to snooze off and wake up on Sunday....

  14. Wife Pregnant.....5 nights in July really will be the last trip for a while....jeez

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I don't whether to congratulate or commiserate you

    2. laptop

      laptop

      Ha, bit of both. I better make the most of this one

       

    3. steveo941

      steveo941

      better make it one to remember

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  15. Off in the morning with 30 mates........Shame its to fucking Spain and Not Thailand....2 or 3 months for that..

    1. danthepoolman

      danthepoolman

      Ladyboys or not still a choice location!! Have fun :)

    2. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I saw a few Brazilian TS's in Banus when I was there but I bet they were charging top dollar

    3. wildrover
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  16. Drinks in Camden, Champions League Final, Spousal Intercourse, Bottle of wine, some Ladyboy Forum - Ok day BUT It aint Pattaya... :-(

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      spousal intercourse - usually the worst kind.

    2. laptop

      laptop

      It does become somewhat familiar but we were positioned so I could look in the mirror. All good.

  17. Gutted about Sir A F!!!!!

    1. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      Take the gifts he done well for Man. U

    2. laptop

      laptop

      Very sad to see the man go....Once in a lifetime

    3. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I can't imagine any manager ever having 26 years in charge in the modern game

  18. Where is Tommy?

    1. laptop

      laptop

      Ah I see. I missed all that. I believe he is in LOS at the month too so was expecting some updates.

    2. laptop

      laptop

      This month not "at the month"

    3. SBK

      SBK

      He arrives today or tomorrow if I remember correctly

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  19. Hold Shit! Look at the last minute iof this....http://alotporn.com/38578/prostate-rimjob-homemade/?utm_source=adultwm&utm_medium=ppv&utm_campaign=up .....The girl knows what she is doing.

    1. Vic Flange

      Vic Flange

      Couldn't see anything - there's a cock in the way.

    2. luv u long time

      luv u long time

      I need to hear more about Ping B-/

       

    3. Turk182

      Turk182

      Shes the girl for me!

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  20. Jimmy Saville you dirty old man!

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      I always thought that chair he had for giving out the badges was a bit creepy, it all makes sense now.

    2. Spar10

      Spar10

      Now then, now then.

    3. Vic Flange

      Vic Flange

      You're alright now, love.

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  21. In case Tommy needs some new gear for Thailand http://www.freshbeaters.com/

    1. laptop

      laptop

      Yes if an important meeting comes up its always handy to have a shirt and tie on.

    2. laptop

      laptop

      Ha, Ill send Brian your regards on Thursday.

  22. In case Tommy needs some new gear for Thailand http://www.freshbeaters.com/

  23. In case tommy needs some new gear for tha

  24. Just finished work for the evening. One or two pints now and then off to Pattaya in the morning....Beats the usual Tuesday Blues

    1. Vic Flange

      Vic Flange

      Lucky you - have a good one.

  25. Just finished work for the evening. One or two pints now and then off to Pattaya in the morning....Beats the usual Tuesday Blues

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