gazz469
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good luck to everyone at the LB Water Volleyball today
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Back home in Oz..reality check
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Now in Isaan...no wonder they escape
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Now in Isaan...no wonder they escape
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Hitting the road to the LOS
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Fucking hate staying in on a Saturday night watching Girls Aloud Videos that seem to be on loop. Roll on Pattaya on Wednesday!
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Jesus it is hot in London....I gotta get some more airy underwear
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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!
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tough night on the pool table with Nok and Nancy
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tough night on the pool table with Nok and Nancy
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All booked, 38 days to go
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My budgie got out of his cage and fucked the dog, ive got some puppies going cheep if anyones interested...
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A mistake..The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is not about Thai Lbs
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On the big bird tomorrow
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A new survey has just been carried out which shows that 1 in 3 women is just as fukin stupid as the other 2
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Ive just had the police at the door! The cheeky fucker held up a photo of the mrs and said "is this your girlfriend?" "yes" I reply, "im sorry but it looks like shes been in a traffic accident sir" I said "yes I know, but she has a great personality".
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Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you'll wish you had a fucking club and a spade....
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I was feeling horny so I phoned the missus for a bit of phone sex. As she answered I said "tell me your not wearing any knickers." She said "Well actually i'm not wearing any knickers." I replied, "Oh yeah baby, tell me what your doing you naughty girl", she replied " I'm having a shit !!!"
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My 'dates' tell me not to ring bell as he makes everyone think I'm stupid.Thought I was helping the micro economy LOL
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Relatively cheap bell ring in Nong bar-only 2000 baht
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Countdown mode....til knockin' down the door to the candy store
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Countdown mode....til knockin' down the door to the candy store
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A doctor told me the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things id started. I looked around the houseto see things id started and hadnt finished, so I managed to finish off a bottle of merlot, a bottle of baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of prungles, tha mainder of bot prozic and valium, the res of the chhescake an a box of chocletz. you haf no idr how fekin fablus i feel right now
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Well im back home and thoroughly pissed off and depressed already, where did I put that length of rope? Had a great time met many great bms along the way and looking forward to next time
