Solice

I was visiting my mate Dave who's laid up with a broken leg. Dave says "my feet are freezing, can you nip upstairs and get my slippers?" "No probs" I said. Upstairs I see Daves stunning 20 and 22 year old daughters sitting on their beds. "Hello girls, your dad sent me to shag you two", "fuck off you liar" they said. "I'll prove it" so I shouted downstairs "both of them Dave?" He replied " Of course! whats the point of fuckin one?...