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Jimmy_Lovepants

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Jimmy_Lovepants last won the day on May 7 2023

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About Jimmy_Lovepants

  • Rank
    I Have Demon Seed In Me
  • Birthday September 5

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Not where I really want to be...
  • Interests
    wet patches
    ferret husbandry
    sad country songs
    killing hipsters
    (fantasising about it anyway)

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  1. Bagged a tranny P4P on my patch last nite... The first I'd met with anything like a half-decent command of spoken English. Not such a good thing after all ~ She kept banging on about football and the WC and how cute Beckham is... AND in a deep dusky very male voice. Oh FFS... After a third rate BJ, I had to bail cos me todger had lost interest and wouldn't perform.. (I was surprised it's got higher standards than me). I'm not happy today!

    1. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      jesus Jimmy, you will bang anything with a pulse won't you! cheer up, in just a few days you can have some ATTRACTIVE LBs

    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Not so sure about that, Puggy ... The trip in July is looking decidedly 'iffy' now. :(

    3. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      stick your cock in her gobb next time, problem solved

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