LWFM

Fucking ringpiece in tatters!!! No not from a LB, Must get used to spicy Thai food again..

I was visiting my mate Dave who's laid up with a broken leg. Dave says "my feet are freezing, can you nip upstairs and get my slippers?" "No probs" I said. Upstairs I see Daves stunning 20 and 22 year old daughters sitting on their beds. "Hello girls, your dad sent me to shag you two", "fuck off you liar" they said. "I'll prove it" so I shouted downstairs "both of them Dave?" He replied " Of course! whats the point of fuckin one?...

I was feeling horny so I phoned the missus for a bit of phone sex. As she answered I said "tell me your not wearing any knickers." She said "Well actually i'm not wearing any knickers." I replied, "Oh yeah baby, tell me what your doing you naughty girl", she replied " I'm having a shit !!!"

Thinking of starting a thread about what Thai girls say and what they really mean, based on a bit of humour, anybody know if its already been done?

Job Interview today, so i need 30,000 BM's to wish me well or pray or generally bribe the interview panel...5555

Is July a good month to visit Patts?

i cant see the pics on the forum...am I the only one?