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guiltydreamer

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  1. Great time to be a Merkin

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      guiltydreamer

      Can't remember - had consumed a generous amount of wine before posting....

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  2. a bit o' larceny is good for the soul... (who isn't a pirate at heart 55)

  3. Did the deed with a Thai hooker (GG) at home this week... daytime brothel rate (1 hour) $200. Lots of mutual oral, 69. I may have clued her up to my alter-sex life when I gave her bum hole a bit of a tongueing. And then she sticks her finger right up me arse ... I feel like I was made (rumbled!) 55555

    1. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      bet you haven't brushed your teeth since Jimmy.....

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  4. Quiet in here tonight

    1. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      Dont worry Jammers, your mate will return from exile soon.....

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  5. Fuck it im out this sites no different to pattaya addicts both full of cunts

    1. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      Close the door on the way out, there's a good chap.

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  6. back home today after a flash visit, roll on Xmas,9 weeks and counting

  7. On the 12 day before LOS, my LB said to me.....(fill in the blank)

  8. The things i do to go to LOS, working nightshift on a roof on a saturday night

    1. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      You will enjoy your next trip all the more having done the hard yards...

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  9. thanxs for all the likes

    1. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      Your welcome.....

  10. If pussywhipped means what it means, what are we when it's a ladyboy breakin' our nuts??? ("Nutwhipped" sounds like a damn icecream) ... Inquiring minds need to know

  11. There's an itch that has to be scratched.

    1. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      Must be those dodgy trousers you are wearing

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  12. Another valued poster banned :-(

    1. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      Strangely parallel to the demise of BFM, seemingly on a self destruct vector

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  13. Unearthed an old student photo ID card this week, taken in 1991. I was still in my 20s then... O man, I was serious eye candy back then. I saw a bit of Johnny Depp there, a bit of James Dean ... Damn I was hot. Why in the f*** couldn't I have been meeting Lbs in LOS back then rather than now.?!! Dem biatches woulda been paying me! Life is so unfair... ;)

  14. Unearthed an old student photo ID card this week, taken in 1991. I was still in my 20s then... O man, I was serious eye candy back then. I saw a bit of Johnny Depp there, a bit of James Dean ... Damn I was hot. Why in the f*** couldn't I have been meeting Lbs in LOS back then rather than now.?!! Dem biatches woulda been paying me! Life is so unfair... ;)

    1. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      Dont look back with regret JLS - be happy with life and that you did find LB's before you take your last breath!!

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  15. I need a slap.....Fell heavily for a TF girl (hooker) and met a few times. But no longer in TH or living anywhere near it. She knows it and doesn't respond to any of my messages. Got to get over her somehow...

    1. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      Chocolate is good for a wounded heart/soul too....

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  16. I need a slap.....Fell heavily for a TF girl (hooker) and met a few times. But no longer in TH or living anywhere near it. She knows it and doesn't respond to any of my messages. Got to get over her somehow...

    1. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      Bottle of good single malt and a wank Jimmy, that should fix it

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  17. Ask a BM if he ever plans to go to Thailand...and that comment gets the hoover? Weak sauce!

    1. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      Ask him by PM then and cut & paste any response to a post.....

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  18. 6 week countdown has begun!! Roll on nov

  19. "Alcohol......It's both the cause and the remedy to all of life's problems" Homer (Simpson)

    1. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      I am on week 6 of a 12 week no booze self flaggellation exercise.

      I feel like shit.

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  20. "Alcohol......It's both the cause and the remedy to all of life's problems" Homer (Simpson)

  21. more shoulder surgery in a couple of days...bummer

  22. when i get to town , they all say the same thing "there goes that kiss stealin , wheelin dealing, limousine lifestyle jet flying , son of a gun "......one time i walked out and a few LB's said "look its the boss".....so i turned around ....and Bruce Springstein was nowhere to be found

    1. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      Surely they say "there is that big prick again"........

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  23. feeling like a room without a roof.. because I'm HAPPY!!

    1. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      Pleased for you - its great to be happy - whatever the reason.

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  24. feeling like a room without a roof.. because I'm HAPPY!!

    1. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      Great that you are happy & particularly so on a MOnday....so are you going to share with us the cause of your happiness??

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  25. Hoping the new Mod will help stop letting guys that have never stepped a foot in TH to advanced status..

    1. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      Well, if they change forum rules, perhaps your wish will be granted.

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