Bed sits dear boy only time I've ever heard the word is during some dreary northern sit com called "Rising Damp" Which coming from where you do your well aquatinted with.
Just to quell any populist uprising the Buggeridge is a free marketter maximum profit landlord. Fear not my Staffordshire welfare advisor the Buggeridge has had to go international due to some over exuberant civil servents, "Bugger Income Tax"
As a rumour I heard from the vast intelligence network of the "Buggeridge Ladymen" that your recent medical ailment was due to you performing some horrendous unnatural acts upon the person of Doyle Lonnergan whilst you shared a soiled sleeping bag. If this is indeed true as many of my Ladymen have attested, shame on you and also a great shame on that "Moron From Glentoran" Doyle Lonnergan.
The latest news is that the vast majority of Ladymen operatives agree that "Doyle Lonnergan" looks like "Father Jack" from the award winning series on Channel 4 called Father Ted. Some have gone so far as to say that Lonnergan sits in the corner all night at 69 Bar chunterring away "Drink! Feck it"
No wonder you got ill!!!
Anyway due to the fact that Buggeridge is loaded I won't be flying home on a scheduled flight, I'm flying out of a private airfield 20 minutes outside of Pattaya on a Lear Jet, I'm loving it.
Malcolm "Very Wealthy" Buggeridge