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Turk182

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  1. hey plumber i need some taps putting on, You available??

  2. Dont ever love a ladyboy, their past will always rear its ugly face. Just pay to fuck em, its so much easier.

  3. Home again!!!

    1. Turk182

      Turk182

      its piss boring here, the time before winter sets in, you don't know if its gonna rain or not

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  4. Home again!!!

    1. Turk182

      Turk182

      I think it will be picking up around then.

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  5. How to follow last night?

  6. Closed the bar and went for some food. As we walked into the resturant 2 guys and 2 GG's started laughing. Paeng said 'I be back in one minute' she walked over to their table and told them if you have a problem she would knock the fuck out of all four of you. I have never seen 4 people go so quiet so quickly, funny as fuck

    1. Turk182

      Turk182

      Nice one mate,good to know you got good back up in a lady too!

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  7. How to follow last night?

  8. Condoms came in the post yesterday. Had a posh wank to test them. Passed with flying colours,

  9. On kayak today royal Brunei flying November from Lhr-bkk GBP 380

  10. Has anyone ever done the "Spiderman" to their girl? (Cumming in your hand and flinging it at her). Heard about it today and laughed hard at the concept

    1. Turk182

      Turk182

      Gross, can't think that will get you a freebie second time round

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  11. I just found out through the grapevine that Fie is with my 'sister', I hope its just wine and chocolates or hes a dead man :)

  12. This trip I'm bringing a strap-on with me, so I can still get a good buggering even if I'm with a GG. or a limp dick LB

  13. how do i get to advanced

  14. Ive got 11 days until I leave, do you think its possible to hold off on the wanking for that length of time so I can surprise her with a full custard explosion?

    1. Turk182

      Turk182

      Yeh defo mate, just think of Stretched Marked Single Mothers on Jeremy Kyle Show and it puts me off shagging back here altogether!

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  15. Anyone know a streaming site for Sky Living to see Solices debut, as I not got Sky Paid?

  16. Anyone know a streaming site for Sky Living to see Solices debut, as I not got Sky Paid?

  17. Anybody knows yet when in May the first episode of "Ladyboys" on UK Living is?.....should be a really interesting series!

    1. Turk182

      Turk182

      I looked, and Living doesn't seem to be on Freeview :(

       

      Will anyone video it and stick it on youtube?

       

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  18. Anybody knows yet when in May the first episode of "Ladyboys" on UK Living is?.....should be a really interesting series!

  19. Anybody knows yet when in May the first episode of "Ladyboys" on UK Living is?.....should be a really interesting series!

    1. Turk182

      Turk182

      so the main one you are in is airing first? well cool

       

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  20. Anybody knows yet when in May the first episode of "Ladyboys" on UK Living is?.....should be a really interesting series!

    1. Turk182

      Turk182

      Are you in the first episode Solice?

       

       

       

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  21. Just seen the adverts for the new TV series of ''ladyboys'' Cheyanne looks like a Hansum man!! Looking forward to seeing all the series.

  22. Game of Thrones. Fuck Yes

  23. Game of Thrones. Fuck Yes

  24. Game of Thrones. Fuck Yes

  25. loads of members uploading new avatars......albert steptoe is a dead ringer for its real user, the DIRTY OLD MAN

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