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Turk182

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  1. How many squirt guns you think were filled with urine today? :|

  2. PM from a sad fuck. "Hey. Delete Anna photo she my girlfriend.".......If you dont know her thats Anna the walking Street HOOKER.....Do one cowboy

  3. Why is Edmonds still roaming the streets

  4. Going to get lashed up in swindon tonight

  5. I am just thinking how much money I wasted in Pattaya paying whores to go through the motions when I can get it on tap in London for fuck all and get a decent conversation and a bacon butty in the morning , what a mug I have been.

  6. I am just thinking how much money I wasted in Pattaya paying whores to go through the motions when I can get it on tap in London for fuck all and get a decent conversation and a bacon butty in the morning , what a mug I have been.

    1. Turk182

      Turk182

      he tighter than me and the plumber, and thats saying something

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  7. I am just thinking how much money I wasted in Pattaya paying whores to go through the motions when I can get it on tap in London for fuck all and get a decent conversation and a bacon butty in the morning , what a mug I have been.

  8. Shagged a LB tour guide for the ruskies last night.. cost me fuck all... didnt want anything.... infact she even gave me 200bht credit for my pbone.. i feel totally used!!

    1. Turk182

      Turk182

      You gotta find her and pay her over the odd's or you will have a riot on your hands with some BM's lol

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  9. Had serious shits for 2 days now, imodium dosent work, anything else available in patts?

  10. it's not gay if you beat them up afterwards

  11. If it Flys, Floats, or Fucks then you are better off renting because its to expensive to own

    1. Turk182

      Turk182

      You can't buy nothing that moves for good, thats way it is!

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  12. can lbs get pregnant? i intend to find out

  13. Leeeeeeed Shiiiiiirt

    1. Turk182

      Turk182

      I had a dream last night, I met a beautiful LB and she bought me a drink... then I woke up... see it was just a dream :o)

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  14. Police stops at the Dophin roundabout last few days

  15. I am ill and looking properly for the 1st time since my return to UK ,2 weeks ago and can't believe the lack of decent content

  16. in angeles city now,just met a hottie in the mall

    1. Turk182

      Turk182

      I can vouch for the plumber as I'm waiting for him to finish shagging her so we can hit the town!

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  17. Party at So what tonight.

  18. Party at So what tonight.

    1. Turk182

      Turk182

      That Amy in Obsessions looks nice still, go get that tonight after close for a cheap shag

       

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