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Jimmy_Lovepants

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Jimmy_Lovepants last won the day on May 7 2023

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About Jimmy_Lovepants

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    I Have Demon Seed In Me
  • Birthday September 5

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    Male
  • Location
    Not where I really want to be...
  • Interests
    wet patches
    ferret husbandry
    sad country songs
    killing hipsters
    (fantasising about it anyway)

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  1. Got a date tomorrow night with a former student named ALICE... So here we go ~ "24 years just waiting for a chance/To tell her how I feel/Maybe get a second chance/Cos for 24 years I been..." Sorry ~ I'll get me feckin' coat! ;)

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    2. sir d

      sir d

      Alice? Who the fuck is Alice? ;-)

       

    3. Captain Pugwash

      Captain Pugwash

      yep get that coat Jimmy, you've lost the plot!

    4. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      The date was a bust... No dick on her and no idea what to do with my vibrating 9" studded strap-on .. (Young people are feckin' clueless)

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