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Jimmy_Lovepants

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Jimmy_Lovepants last won the day on May 7 2023

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About Jimmy_Lovepants

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    I Have Demon Seed In Me
  • Birthday September 5

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    Not where I really want to be...
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    wet patches
    ferret husbandry
    sad country songs
    killing hipsters
    (fantasising about it anyway)

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  1. Bloody excruciating.....Had to attend a dinner with my boss who is a devout Christian and the other god-botherers. It was all 'Dear Lord' this, 'Dear Lord' that for fooking hours. I wanted to scream 'I'm in love with a transgendered prostitute in Thailand who wants to fuck me up the pooper all day long!'

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    2. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      Threw away a bible today. Felt a little odd doing it but over that now.

    3. GrifterMan

      GrifterMan

      Damn that's funny Jimmy! I think I actually snorted

    4. bob2011

      bob2011

      You should have screamed it out, I think God was probably a bit bent anyway. Why else would he have created ladyboys? (in the image of himself).

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