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About Jimmy_Lovepants

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    I Have Demon Seed In Me
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    Not where I really want to be...
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    wet patches
    ferret husbandry
    sad country songs
    killing hipsters
    (fantasising about it anyway)

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  1. Jimmy_Lovepants

    Mustn't play loud music after 10PM at home while watching online porn (it upsets the neighbours..... :))

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    2. fenton

      fenton

      Lindemann 

       

       :ph34r:

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Lindemann? Nah mate... If it's vintage porn (and it was) we're talking big bushy muffs and affros. None of this lasered, manicured, shaved nonsense. Was not a bald badger in sight. We're talking mounds n mounds of pubic hair gloriously unshaved and unclipped and hirsute mutton chop chaps who had the good sense of style to wear white socks whilst on the job ... Blood oath. And a funky seventies soundtrack redolent with wah wah guitars and slap heavy bass parts and Barry White sotto voice testing the bed springs with his big black paws murmurring Hmmm...Nice n bouncy! ;)

    4. fenton

      fenton

      555

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