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Malcolm Buggeridge

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Malcolm Buggeridge last won the day on June 23 2018

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About Malcolm Buggeridge

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    LB Mogul
  • Birthday 10/01/1970

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    Male
  • Location
    Huge Ponderosa in the countryside
  • Interests
    Fly fishing, grouse shooting, Fox hunting, slaying lascivious long legged big chested Ladymen

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  1. Malcolm Buggeridge

    The Rib Shack @ The Hideaway

    Right F**K it Buggeridge is there tomorrow! Regards Buggeridge
  2. Malcolm Buggeridge

    Problems with LINE App

    Dale what a fantastic post extremely well explained even I could follow it, great contribution. Kind Regards Malcolm Buggeridge
  3. Malcolm Buggeridge

    Rotavirus

    Bed sits dear boy only time I've ever heard the word is during some dreary northern sit com called "Rising Damp" Which coming from where you do your well aquatinted with. Just to quell any populist uprising the Buggeridge is a free marketter maximum profit landlord. Fear not my Staffordshire welfare advisor the Buggeridge has had to go international due to some over exuberant civil servents, "Bugger Income Tax" As a rumour I heard from the vast intelligence network of the "Buggeridge Ladymen" that your recent medical ailment was due to you performing some horrendous unnatural acts upon the person of Doyle Lonnergan whilst you shared a soiled sleeping bag. If this is indeed true as many of my Ladymen have attested, shame on you and also a great shame on that "Moron From Glentoran" Doyle Lonnergan. The latest news is that the vast majority of Ladymen operatives agree that "Doyle Lonnergan" looks like "Father Jack" from the award winning series on Channel 4 called Father Ted. Some have gone so far as to say that Lonnergan sits in the corner all night at 69 Bar chunterring away "Drink! Feck it" No wonder you got ill!!! Anyway due to the fact that Buggeridge is loaded I won't be flying home on a scheduled flight, I'm flying out of a private airfield 20 minutes outside of Pattaya on a Lear Jet, I'm loving it. Kind Regards Malcolm "Very Wealthy" Buggeridge
  4. Malcolm Buggeridge

    Rotavirus

    Alas Fenton "The Buggeridge" is in rude health surrounded by the privileges of wealth. I however was saddened to hear of your very recent ill health whilst in LOS, I'm sure the fact that you pitched a tent in the wasteground of Soi Piss and slept in a sleeping bag in order to save your coin contributed greatly to your weakened condition. Kind Regards Malcolm "Beefy" Buggeridge
  5. Malcolm Buggeridge

    Can Bms Warn Lbs On Forum And Other Bms Abt 'bad Man'

    What a quality post Zoon! Kind Regards Malcolm "Milton" Buggeridge
  6. Malcolm Buggeridge

    Emirates

    Sadly Emirates have classified you as a "Northerner" flying out of an airfield north of the Watford Gap, your commerce is minimal. Book a flight out of Gatwick the gateway to the far east. Kind Regards Malcolm Sothernbeuggerer
  7. Patty does indeed have the most spectacular "Threepenny Bits" medicine can provide, can think of no where finer to have my Singapore Fried Noodles. Kind Regards Angry crotchety old pensioner Major Buggeridge.
  8. Malcolm Buggeridge

    Rectal Rejeuvenation Surgey

    Farkin Hell!!! I can just imagine the movie, "The six million dollar Arse" How about a kidney wiper? Kind Regards Malcolm Buggeridge
  9. Malcolm Buggeridge

    What are these?

    I always subject my Ladymen to a thorough medical before commencing hostilities!!! Regards Buggeridge
  10. Malcolm Buggeridge

    What are these?

    I always pack a magnifying glass as part of my Health & Safety kit whilst in LOS. Kind Regards Malcolm Buggeridge
  11. Malcolm Buggeridge

    Good wholesome "Cockney" nosebag

    Jag I Was in my local last evening having a few Light Ales with some of the old Majors here in Brexit-On-Sea, alas no "Fish Man with the baskets", but the "Salvation Army" rocked up selling copies of "War Cry" Something's never change. Regards Malcolm Buggeridge
  12. Malcolm Buggeridge

    Good wholesome "Cockney" nosebag

    Depressed and fat. Regards Buggeridge
  13. Malcolm Buggeridge

    Good wholesome "Cockney" nosebag

    What an opportunity for an enterprising Thai to open a stall on LK Metro, after the beers the place would be packed out!!! Regards Buggeridge
  14. Malcolm Buggeridge

    Good wholesome "Cockney" nosebag

    Forgot to mention my particular favourite, Cockels @ Whelks served with a nice dose of lemon juice and vinegar, "Lovely Jubbly" Regards Malcolm Buggeridge
  15. Would any of the currents BMs that are ground assigned be aware of or have direct knowledge of any restaurants serving traditional London grub, i.e "Jellied Eeels, Pie & Mash with Liquor, Salt Beef with gherkins etc. Wonderful wholesome food unlike that "Northern" stodgy mess where everything is smothered in gravy! Kind Regards Malcolm Buggeridge
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