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Jazza01

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  1. Need to delete my internet search history 55555

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      Use incognito in chrome for visiting these sorts of things. After a while it becomes habit, not fullproof but saves the history problem.

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  2. Did the deed with a Thai hooker (GG) at home this week... daytime brothel rate (1 hour) $200. Lots of mutual oral, 69. I may have clued her up to my alter-sex life when I gave her bum hole a bit of a tongueing. And then she sticks her finger right up me arse ... I feel like I was made (rumbled!) 55555

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      keep in touch with her then give her a hardship story and knock her back to $100 for a repeat

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  3. Vodka does the job and I've lost 8 kilos, but damnit I miss my craft beer!!!55555

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      I know what you mean but we have to cut it back! Taken up red wine myself

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  4. Is there anyone coming to Thailand from Sydney or nearby in the next few weeks that could do me a favour? If so can you drop me a pm, thank you.

  5. Just had a great laugh reading 8 pages of fun! 5555I guess the moral of the story is never run a tab, pay as you go, fellas! LOL

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      I thought the moral was to avoid a certain bar?

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  6. I just love Human Recorce departments!! Those fu..ing boneheads!!

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      They are just there to rubber stamp those doing an actual job. Their only talent is ass licking.

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  7. Quiet here today on the forum notice a few of the usual suspects missing

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      is this the advanced area of status updates?

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  8. R.I.P...Allan Rickman.. Very sad start this year.. Two great men die in just 1 week.. Very sad..

  9. What do u say when a guy at work just back from a Pattaya trip (with his wife) says the ladyboys are "prettier than the real girls" ? Disagree? Or say "Fuck yeah!" (I just says to him "Um...They're taller" Lame-O 55555

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      You should probably start a thread for this JLS

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  10. What do u say when a guy at work just back from a Pattaya trip (with his wife) says the ladyboys are "prettier than the real girls" ? Disagree? Or say "Fuck yeah!" (I just says to him "Um...They're taller" Lame-O 55555

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      I just shrug my shoulders and change the subject. Thinking to myself the stories i could tell.

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  11. Why is LT no longer an option? I've heard too many excuses now

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      If a LB/BG refuses LT then you must be doing it wrong.

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  12. 49 hours til wheels up!! Almost made it..

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      keep the updates coming, you should be on ground zero by now :)

  13. Does anybody know how much TF is for a months subscription?

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      After the ashely madison hack i wouldnt be giving my cc to those sort of ompanies

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  14. Gotta love it when someone forgets which account they are posting with....

  15. 'I see you before, you fuck ladyboy'

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      I always take it as a sign of respect when they say it :)

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  16. wife keeps asking what I'm doing on computer so much !!!! this site is addictive

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      keep saving the baht, you might get enough to go to LOS one day

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  17. Finally got the old innards working again , a Walking St kebab with lots of chilli usually does the trick

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      A poke around by Darly usually loosens a bit of stool too.

  18. 2 requests for a Western Union money transfer in a week! Embrace yourselves men, low season is upon us.

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      one ladyboys low season is another mans paradise as in anytime in los

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  19. I feel like I am in the middle of an Eminem song.......

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      well 8mile is good but being in the middle of 8" would be swell too

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  20. 26

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      Can't believe its been a year already. Counting down the days with iceberg! Sadly wont be going this time :(

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  21. Got a date tomorrow night with a former student named ALICE... So here we go ~ "24 years just waiting for a chance/To tell her how I feel/Maybe get a second chance/Cos for 24 years I been..." Sorry ~ I'll get me feckin' coat! ;)

  22. Schizo's the lot of them...

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      the first clue should be they think they are female..

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  23. Bagged a tranny P4P on my patch last nite... The first I'd met with anything like a half-decent command of spoken English. Not such a good thing after all ~ She kept banging on about football and the WC and how cute Beckham is... AND in a deep dusky very male voice. Oh FFS... After a third rate BJ, I had to bail cos me todger had lost interest and wouldn't perform.. (I was surprised it's got higher standards than me). I'm not happy today!

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      stick your cock in her gobb next time, problem solved

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  24. 24 hours to wait to be picked up to go to the airport . Cant wait to catch up with you guys again and you lot know who I am talking about . See you all soon .

  25. 7 days until my penis gets to stand up in LOS!

    1. Jazza01

      Jazza01

      envy you guys,,it seems like forever

       

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