Tomas

I must actually find out if she is on twitter so I can tweet her a pic of the Noon tattoo saying its her.

£40 an hour that is.

I started a sleeve this summer, and when that is finished I'm going on to the torso to cover her up. Just going to get the right side of my upper body covered in one huge piece. Costing £40 up north. But fucking hell the artist doing it is from Calafornia and seriously talented and seriously under priced imo

Right lads we are going to have to stop talking about Noon to me. I don't have a tattoo of her anymore as I got a tattoo artist here in Ireland to added round glasses, and darkened and reshaped the hair to make it a Harry Potter tattoo, so no more.

You should see her on the front cover of last weeks Sunday Times Style magazine. Right up my street.

It would be great if One Direction met Bieber in a parking lot like that scene from The Anchor Man, and one of them kills him with a trident.

There is serious potential to become loved the world over if you go out of your way to meet him next time he is London. Fuck the security and just run up and knock the fucker out. You'll be on the front page of all the tabs if you don't mind an assault charge and maybe a fine.

One of the nicest ladyboy's I've ever met so good luck to her.

Google the rapping rabbis. That's a beaut. I wouldn't send the rag on a stick one. It might give them the wrong impression.

I'm also high every night for the last week or two.

And Poppy got one or two sent to her by me.

I'll let you in on a little secret Laptop. I joined Thaifriendly a few weeks back and I pretty much just reply with Simpsons videos to any ladyboys that contact me.

You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.

Tasted it.

Anymore.

Is there a Western Union office near you?