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Justin Sane

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  1. Just my luck. I get a hot Korean girlfriend before my big trip to LOS.

    1. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      congrats jim! where did you find a hot one? spent time in Seoul and have the opinion they're the ugliest Asians in all of Asia.

    2. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      I wasn't going to mention this kathoeyfan, but glad you did as I've only met one Korean bird that I found attrative! Good for you JJ005, but I hope this doesn't put a damper on your upcoming trip!5555

    3. Justin Sane

      Justin Sane

      Oh, I'm still gonna fuck whores. She asked if she could go with me. I wanted to say that is like packing a sack lunch to all-you-can-eat-buffet.

  2. My friends and I have started a collection jar for 7-11 stamps. We're going to try to pay a bar fine with just stamps (and film it too). We also might see if we can pay a police bribe in 7-11 stamps.

    1. Vasilli

      Vasilli

      I threw all mine in the bin out the front of the 7/11 shops . Wish I had kept them for you .

  3. So many Ladyboys on Sukhumvit street attacking me. Some of them try to their hands down my pockets. They really need to learn how to pick pocket better.

    1. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Cut out your pockets,go commando and get a free wank :D

    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      Glad u made it then, hope the flight was ok

    3. kathoeyfan

      kathoeyfan

      lol icebergjr

  4. So many Ladyboys on Sukhumvit street attacking me. Some of them try to their hands down my pockets. They really need to learn how to pick pocket better.

  5. Told my new employers to go fuck themselves, then bought a one way ticket to LOS. I'll be wheels up in 3 days.

    1. jimmy23456

      jimmy23456

      Like your style

    2. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      Fill yer boots Justin!

  6. Two weeks after I buy my plane tickets to BKK, I bag myself a sexy girlfriend. Is it possible to have a mongerless holiday in LOS?

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    2. Blodstrupmoen

      Blodstrupmoen

      No point in even trying not to cheat on her. Do it with style and sample as much as fucking possible.

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      I know why u can't take her with u ... In the ...king country they live in they never can get the time off from work :(

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      See ya there my friend! Thanks for the lighter, I'll always cherish the gift! :)

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  7. Vic Flange has come up with a new term to call ourselves: 'Ladyboyist'. Start using it.

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    2. Vic Flange

      Vic Flange

      'Quietguy' ... I wish you were.

    3. Quietguy

      Quietguy

      I assume he's a Northerner then?

    4. Quietguy

      Quietguy

      I know you love me really Vic!

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  8. Went to a LB bar and took the GG waitress to the ST room upstairs. Not the best lay, but the look on the ladyboy's faces was priceless!

    1. Spar10
    2. Justin Sane

      Justin Sane

      No, this was in BKK. Tell more about this GG at Baby Boom. I might have to check her out too!

    3. Spar10

      Spar10

      Oh there is a sexy GG working there. Got a pic of her in my trip[ report. Jcs fancied a bit to. Nice looking girl.

  9. Went to a nightclub with my mates. Above the door, it says 'No Ladyboys allowed', but the person stamping your hand to get in is a ladyboy. T.I.T.

  10. What does it say about me when LBs have one look at me and say, "I fuck your ass with my big cock."? I never hear them say, "Hey Handsom Man! You want to fuck my ass?" Do I have 'Bottom' tattooed across my forehead?

    1. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Why complain Jim as I love it when a hot LB fucks my ass.

    2. Tony2103

      Tony2103

      Do you carry a handbag?

    3. LuckyLoveLadyboy

      LuckyLoveLadyboy

      dont care what they say they always lie,they dont have also a big cock....

       

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  11. what time mate, if you get this message before going out give me a ring 0868452521

  12. Wheels up in three hours!!!

    1. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Have fun JJ005 and good luck on finding the "perfect"fish an chips.

  13. You know you've been in Thailand to long when you try to barfine the girls back home!!!

    1. Ashoka

      Ashoka

      no no no.. you've been to thailand when you say can I see your cock before I take you home because I don't want a lady?

    2. Solice

      Solice

      Then the first thing you do when you get the gg home is spit on your cock and try to whack it up their shit pipe

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