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  1. Solice

    New 42" Sony TV for sale, no box, no warranty and slightly hot! phone Leroy, Winston or Jermaine for more details

    1. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      Rudie from pussy clot Croydon tell me he have some too

    2. jcs

      jcs

      Solice, Not very PC but you are right!

  2. Solice

    I need to have a word with myself, I just whacked off to naked pics of my GF, now that cant be right can it?

    1. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      start worrying when you are wanking off to gg's only

      solice

    2. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      start worrying when you are wanking off to gg's only

      solice

    3. Solice

      Solice

      Dont you swear at me Travis, Tut tut GG's my arse

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  3. Solice

    Ove been to the gym, had a nice hot shower, just picked up a bottle of home brew from a neighbour, Ive got a few spliffs rolled up for the X Box tournament with the lads, after which i'll muck about online with some gambling sites then its a nice blow job before bed. I fekin love prison.

    1. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      never had them luxuries when i was in Wandsworth lol

    2. Solice

      Solice

      You should try 6 months in Durham Garry, its all going on in there lol

    3. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      anyone moved into Raoul Moat's cell yet....?

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  4. Solice

    With hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as "I have blown the head gasket on my 1997 Ford" rather than "Ive just fucked a 13 year old Escort". Still I dont get out enough and a few hours in the police station made a nice change.

    1. American Eagle

      American Eagle

      some things should never be said, even if joking.

       

    2. Solice

      Solice

      555 AE, an Escort is a ford car made in the UK, what were you thinking it was?

    3. Ganryu

      Ganryu

      Classic!!!

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  5. Solice

    Thinking of starting a thread about what Thai girls say and what they really mean, based on a bit of humour, anybody know if its already been done?

    1. American Eagle

      American Eagle

      great idea

       

    2. Solice

      Solice

      Cheers guys, I will get my head on it this week and start it off

    3. LWFM

      LWFM

      Veerrryyy interesting

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  6. Solice

    Back home but not too bothered because only 12 weeks to go until I return. Met some great bm's along the way

    1. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      arnolds a sound lad bax-he's the oldest 24 yr old ive ever seen tho'....he must have had a huge paper round when he was a kid!

    2. Solice

      Solice

      lol thats true Travis, a ladyboy in Pooks thought we were both 35, good for me but a kick in the bollocks for him. He hasnt joined any forums and I doubt he will, says he hasnt got the time.

    3. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      he's too busy eating and pumping iron....easily looks 35,maybe more.....seems like a nice guy tho'

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  7. Solice

    Well I better get packing, a night out in Manchester tomorrow and then flying Friday morning, Yessssssssss

    1. Teppis

      Teppis

      Have a safe trip mate :)

      Ps. Remember camera.

    2. tomas1969

      tomas1969

      Maybe I see you there mate, I will hit Pattaya on saturday for a couple of days

    3. luv u long time

      luv u long time

      Orra best fella. Have a magic time.

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  8. Solice

    YOU GOT TO LET ME KNOW WHO THAT BACKGROUND LD IS I AM A NEWBIE AND THAT NEED TO BE MY VIRGINITY BREAKER CAN SHE DO IT lol

  9. Solice

    Roll on next Saturday, im horny as a dog with 5 dicks, going to spend the first hour just licking her

    1. Solice

      Solice

      iceberg it doesnt take long for the creamy centre to cum out, shes not a stayer lol

    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      go on mate lick her all over hope i see u both around when i get to Patts on the 22nd

    3. Solice

      Solice

      yep hope we catch up for a beer Gary, I spend a lot of time at Pooks swan now so im sure we will meet up

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  10. Solice

    Looks like next year I will be 'investing' in a pig farm in Korat, whatever next !

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    2. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      yep-ive just googled "beckham's ex nanny wanks pig"...turns out her name was rebecca Loos ....anyone remember her?BDS will be tracking her down when he reads this...

    3. Backdoor Specialist

      Backdoor Specialist

      That loos was a right dirty bitch Bickle, she would get roasted BIG TIME!!!

    4. Backdoor Specialist

      Backdoor Specialist

      http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smiffys-Pig-Costume-Adult/dp/B003SMUHHI
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  11. Solice

    starting to get a little bit excited

    1. jcs

      jcs

      You're getting excited!!! It's been 8 months for me and i still have to wait for 22 more days....I am like a kid waiting for Disneyland.5555

    2. Solice

      Solice

      555 its unusual for me because I normally dont start to get excited until the secong leg of my flight.

    3. jcs

      jcs

      Best feeling is when you land in LOS and you are comingin the taxi and see the pattaya signs looking large!!!!

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  12. Solice

    Think I will have to change my little picture, Im getting 'hit on' by pm

    1. Turk182

      Turk182

      Yeh, defo too many inbetweeners here lol

       

    2. Solice

      Solice

      iceberg, im yours for 1/2 a beer, im just a cheap slut lol

    3. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      You got it as long as it's an Archer or a Cheers as I can be a "cheap charlie" LOL

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  13. Solice

    Shes doing 15 hour days, up at 4am and finishes at 7pm, who said Thais were lazy?

    1. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      its beauty sleep she's having robi !

    2. Robi_slo

      Robi_slo

      Nope... I talked with her few minutes ago... her mama had birthday and she got so drunk she slept for 15 hours... My girl... :D

    3. Ashoka

      Ashoka

      Well medically speaking, the ones among us that sleep the most tend to have the best body metabolism. I only sleep 5 hours a day *grumble*

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  14. Solice

    Happy birthday Yok, you sweetheart

    1. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      happy birthday also YOK,you ARE a sweetie.

    2. jcs

      jcs

      never really spoken to Yok, although i have seen her many s time, Happy Birthday from me..

  15. Solice

    I spend way too much time on this forum, I just tried to log on to my bank and put in my forum password out of habit

  16. Solice

    shes opened a small eating place in her uncles house, first day went really well and they made some good money. Im really proud of her :)

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    2. Solice

      Solice

      Sounds good Terry, do you want to go halfs

    3. dwbno1

      dwbno1

      or even 3rd's??? 5555

    4. hunterman

      hunterman

      Hi Solice. I heard of Yok that They are sooooo busy. Great initiativ of Peang and my best luck for that business work realy well. /Hunter

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  17. Solice

    Shes gone home to open a business with her mum, best of luck to her, I hope they do well

    1. Solice

      Solice

      we'll see how she gets on Robi, it may only be for a couple of months

    2. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      thats a brave step for her solice,leaving her friends etc,it will seem boring to her after pattaya,will she be able to stay in touch the same as when she's in pattaya?

    3. Solice

      Solice

      Yes she will, she says time goes quicker for her at home but its not a permanent thing because I need her at the bar

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  18. Solice

    A quick week in July may be in order

    1. Solice

      Solice

      Be good to meet up fie dollah, look forward to it mate if I do book up

    2. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      I hope your still on for Sept.-Oct. as i really owe you a beer or 3,pm me back if this is still a go as i want to book my hotels in BKK,Patts,and phuket.

    3. Turk182

      Turk182

      See you out there mate if you about!

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  19. Solice

    Planning the next trip :)

    1. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      he should have got an LB in a nurse uniform to take care him555

    2. Solice

      Solice

      555 well thats backdoors expertise, we should have asked him

    3. Backdoor Specialist

      Backdoor Specialist

      Now there's an idea!!! Nice one Garry

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  20. Solice

    just got home, sick as a pig already

    1. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      you dont need pics solice..just one long dirty story will do...

    2. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Solice,I see you're in the thread building section.You are such a tease,cant wait to read the "Sorcerers Apprentice" please move soon to the Advanced TR section.

    3. Solice

      Solice

      555 will do mate I promise

       

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  21. Solice

    Booked and paid for, the boy is back

    1. Solice

      Solice

      Bastard, I hope I get there before him

    2. dwbno1

      dwbno1

      Boy???? Who are you trying to kid old un??? 5555

    3. Solice

      Solice

      Im younger than you, you old twat lol

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  22. Solice

    hopefully booking up this week :)

    1. terry

      terry

      mate come via oz,need a hand with a roof job,plus a few blockages for ya.

    2. jcs

      jcs

      Bastard!!!

    3. Solice

      Solice

      Bax, ive sent you a pm.

      Terry I may just be paying a visit mate, will know shortly

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  23. Solice

    She had a pussy like a stab wound in a gorilla's back

    1. Turk182

      Turk182

      lol, I like she had a pussy like a festering axe wound :)

    2. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      what about...a face like a bulldog lickin piss off a thistle......okok,ill get me coat!

    3. bkkldby

      bkkldby

      she has a face like a goalie on a darts team.

       

      she had a pussy like the lid on a garbage can.

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  24. Solice

    Why is it when im pissed a bar wont serve me any more beer but McDonalds keeps on selling burgers to fat people

    1. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      McDonals have no shame!!!

  25. Solice

    Happy Valentines honey xxxxxxxxxx

    1. Teppis

      Teppis

      Love you too...

    2. Solice

      Solice

      I knew when I put this up I would get you lot replying lol, but thanks anyway guys love you to 555

    3. e pang

      e pang

      happy valentine to honey xx

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