Solice

I was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard a car pull up, she said "Quick try the backdoor"........thinking back I should have legged it, but you dont get offers like that every day.

I was visiting my mate Dave who's laid up with a broken leg. Dave says "my feet are freezing, can you nip upstairs and get my slippers?" "No probs" I said. Upstairs I see Daves stunning 20 and 22 year old daughters sitting on their beds. "Hello girls, your dad sent me to shag you two", "fuck off you liar" they said. "I'll prove it" so I shouted downstairs "both of them Dave?" He replied " Of course! whats the point of fuckin one?...

A while ago I was walking through the Arab quater in Patts when up ahead I saw Fie Dollah using a golf club to beat a defenceless guy. I ran up, grabbed the golf club off him and yelled "despite what you believe, what you are doing is completly wrong"......... "If you widen your stance, bend your knees, straighten your back you'll hit the c**t a lot harder."

When travelling in extreme weather conditions, the government advise you should carry a shovel, a hazard light, a first aid kit and warm blankets... I looked a right c**t on the bus this morning

George Michael has sympathisedwith the captain of the stricken Italian liner, saying.....'Im often left abandoned and lying on my side with a badly damaged bottom and dead seamen inside me after a nights cruising

Kwan and Kyrhas Birthday party tomorrow, Wednesday, everyone welcome to join the fun.

Is there anyone coming to Thailand from Sydney or nearby in the next few weeks that could do me a favour? If so can you drop me a pm, thank you.

come to los and picked up a cold, feel like shit, just my luck

The local shop has run out of milk due to the bad weather, thankfully my 92 year old neighbour has loads of it piled up at her front door

Why is it when im pissed a bar wont serve me any more beer but McDonalds keeps on selling burgers to fat people

Whats the difference between PMT and BSE? One attacks the cow's brain and sends it fukin mental, and the other is some kind of farming problem.

My daughter got sent home from school for swearing. "what did you say" I asked, "The C word" she replied. I looked at her with disappointment and said "its not clever is it"? "No" she said, "it was cunt"

Does anybody know where pattie ex koyo is working now

Barcrawl Wednesday, meet 8.30 at Sensations, all welcome

Ploys birthday party tomorrow night (19th) at Sensations, everybody welcome.

Cant wait for tonight, going to be a good night for sure, I shall be mainly getting pissed

I spend way too much time on this forum, I just tried to log on to my bank and put in my forum password out of habit

hi how are you

have a look on mythailadyboy.com when you browse the profiles look for smoothassilk and you will see what I mean,I dont think you have to join up but if you do it takes 2 mins and its free anyway,let me know what you think.

solice your like my idol!

What a fantastic background picture. Your Girl ROCKS

YOU GOT TO LET ME KNOW WHO THAT BACKGROUND LD IS I AM A NEWBIE AND THAT NEED TO BE MY VIRGINITY BREAKER CAN SHE DO IT lol

Abdul the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7.30 on the dot !!

Last night I confessed to my mate that I'd been seeing his wife. He looked me in the eyes and said "Are you serious?" I said " No, nothing like that, its just for a shag"

Fie, just to let you know I'm on the train to manc