terry

Hey $5 your a celebrity get the f*** out of there.5555

Booked for April, Got a great fare from emirates in their January sale which also incorporated a 10% discount for loyalty card holders. GBP 447.00.

Hey $5 everything ok

Ive just had the police at the door! The cheeky fucker held up a photo of the mrs and said "is this your girlfriend?" "yes" I reply, "im sorry but it looks like shes been in a traffic accident sir" I said "yes I know, but she has a great personality".

Lost a 1000bht fuckin with a yabba induced LB tonight, all my fault though, I should have know better, but paid and walked away with no problems

My wife said 'get some of those tablets that help you get an erection', you should have seen her face when I tossed her some slimming pills

A doctor told me the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things id started. I looked around the houseto see things id started and hadnt finished, so I managed to finish off a bottle of merlot, a bottle of baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of prungles, tha mainder of bot prozic and valium, the res of the chhescake an a box of chocletz. you haf no idr how fekin fablus i feel right now

Had no water to the house for the last 4 hours, can see the burst pipe from the kitchen window.

Tired of suggesting which ladyboys are passable and have big cocks. Go to LOS, spend some money making the rounds, find out yourself and have fun while doing it!

Looks like my mate cant make it

Looks like my mate cant make it

Too many bm's looking for easy rep points, how fekin sad

Just under a month now, a well deserved mongering meet up, and the odd lb!

After getting in fairly good shape last year before my trip to LOS,I've let myself get a little "Pumpuie"so just went out today and bought myself some new running shoes and hope to get back to fighting weight by September,only 25 lbs. to go LOL.

Trip booked for the 21st June

Look out Pattaya here i come!!!! 4 weeks today..

I really wish Nene from Cascades hadn't gained weight...including the bolt-ons.

hiii

42 days to go. I've lined up some hot ladyboys, should make for good photos

In pattaya until friday

just booked my trip!

Look out Pattaya here i come!!!! 4 weeks today..

We have to take 7 days off at work - where should I go?

Who is out in Phuket or Pattaya in July?

shes opened a small eating place in her uncles house, first day went really well and they made some good money. Im really proud of her