Mr. Bickle

I walked into WH Smiths and said " Have you got that self help book for men with small penis's?" the female assistant replied " I dont think its in yet" I said "yeah thats the one"

ANYONE TO KUALA LUMPUR?

I was showing my doctor a nasty rash on my cock today, he seemed pretty uncomfortable and didnt want to touch it. He just said make an appointment for Monday morning and carried on pushing his shopping trolley around Asda

I'm sorry if I offended some BM's in my last status update! I was in a bad place(to much drinking!and playing keyboard warrior,I'm afraid!)I'm now going to take a break from the forum, but will be back closer to the time I get back to LOS! sorrry if I was such an asshole!!

George Michael has sympathisedwith the captain of the stricken Italian liner, saying.....'Im often left abandoned and lying on my side with a badly damaged bottom and dead seamen inside me after a nights cruising

No longer bald as a cue-ball! Who could have thunkiit! i actually have hair!!LOL! I hope the Ladyboys recognize me!!Oh well I'm still a "Hansum Man" LOL!Can't wait to be in LOS again!!

Found a Dvd the other day entitled 'bald and barely leagal'. Chuffed to bits I rushed home put the disc in and sat there with my cock in my hand ready to bash one out......Turns out it was a ministry of transport film on tyre tread depths.

Just bought 5 piglets, all the food for 3 months and a sty built, all for 14,000 baht, bargain !!!

Just bought 5 piglets, all the food for 3 months and a sty built, all for 14,000 baht, bargain !!!

Nearly time to revive my countdown clock!!!!

Bit too much flamming going on in the forum at the moment , if this carry's on in 2012 i may have to box some ears!!!

So tired of this Santy idiot. Now as Brian Lee he's sending me private emails. Hope he gets banned soon, his ISP tracked, and not alble to come back again.

Happy new year!!!!!

It finally feels like Christmas,I've got a Turkey in the oven,and just sat down to watch "A Christmas Story" on TBS,Merry Christmas Everybody!

Hasta la vista Mango!

Hasta la vista Mango!

Hasta la vista Mango!

Just got done with my 1st weeks TR,it took about 3 hours damnit I need to learn to type faster,and to think I've got 3 more weeks to document LOL! Good thing I'm almost thru with the mongering report and can just post pics after that! LOL!

Weather shite in Patts.. Cold n cloudy, shite for working on my all over tan...555

Just arrived in Patts after a few days in the village. To all those in the 'know' its gone well guys.

This is addictive! http://www.devastatingexplosions.com/

Where's the best place to spend New Years Eve in Patts? Is it a big deal in town?

just been contacted via thai love links by a 50 yr old ladyboy! me NOT hansum man for sure

just been contacted via thai love links by a 50 yr old ladyboy! me NOT hansum man for sure

Finally got my computer back after cracking my screen during some wild sex... what a long week without it!