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  1. MrMercury

    Terrible. Hope and pray Fabrice Muamba is ok. Thoughts are with his family, friends and team mates.

    1. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      Encouraging news from the hospital regarding Fabrice Muamba. He is in a stable condition. A testament to the skills of the doctors and paramedics that attended him on the field. Here's hoping he pulls through.

    2. Backdoor Specialist

      Backdoor Specialist

      looks a lot better now doesnt it I hope he makes a full recovery also

    3. spiritman

      spiritman

      I love the premier league,do not follow Bolton,however my thoughts are with this lad,hope he is ok.

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  2. MrMercury

    GOOD NEWS!!! The weekend starts now. ;-) BAD NEWS!!! Car in for MOT tomorrow. ;-( Will cut an arm and a leg off later tonight in readiness for paying for it.

  3. MrMercury

    I s watching a live japanese LB orgy on Cam4 http://www.cam4.com/rabu1919 Mmmmm very nice.

  4. MrMercury

    Having been separated from my wife now for 4 years and telling her that if she wanted a divorce she would have to pay for it after all the money she had had off me in 3 years it was a pleasant surprise to get a letter from her solicitor today asking if I would agree to a divorce and that she would bear the costs. Happy days. ;-)

    1. Bax

      Bax

      I paid half and money well spent, although we are great friends now..who knew?

    2. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      I have no intention of ever getting married again. have learnt that renting is better and a lot less hassle than buying ;-)

    3. Quietguy

      Quietguy

      Congratulations MM. I'm glad now that I never got the shackles put on me.

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  5. MrMercury

    I met my new girlfriends parents last nite, her dad took me to one side & said "If you ever hurt her you'll have me to answer to". "Thats highly unlikely" I said, "I've only a small cock & she has an arsehole like a hippo's yawn!"

    1. sexpat69

      sexpat69

      funny as fuck

    2. HONEYPOT

      HONEYPOT

      Hippo?Its really fucking nice!!!

    3. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      LMFAO!!!Thanks!

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  6. MrMercury

    Wow...I got a lot of reading to catch up on ;-)

    1. Quietguy

      Quietguy

      Thought you had been away. Welcome back and Happy New Year!

  7. MrMercury

    Merry Christmas to everyone. Hope your 2012 brings you everything you want.

    1. Quietguy

      Quietguy

      Happy Christmas to you too MM!

    2. McFly

      McFly

      Merry X-mas to you and the best in 2012!!

    3. Up2You

      Up2You

      Same same MM, pleasure meeting you last trip

  8. MrMercury

    ;-) Got called into the office by the manager this morning and came out with an unexpected pay rise back dated to October and payable in January. Result ;-)

    1. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      good for u mr M,maybe ur boss is a LB lover and reads thid forum,hence the pay rise!

    2. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      Mmmm, somehow I don't think she is TB ;-)

    3. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Miracles do happen, good for you MM!!

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  9. MrMercury

    15th November 2012 is a very long way away :-(

    1. Quietguy

      Quietguy

      Well you've got your memories and this forum to keep you going till then MM.

    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      Yes it is to long away... but will soon come

    3. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      Grrrrr!! Fie. You will probably get 3 trips in before my next one.

  10. MrMercury

    Great night at Famous last night with Karl and Panders. Thanks guys. My ass is still sore from Tina, my guts hurt from laughing so much and my eyes are killing me after a glimpse of Panders ass. There are some things in life one shouldn't see. ;-)

  11. MrMercury

    Wheels up in 19 hours.... hee hee.

    1. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      Cheers guys. Didn't think Panders was out there until the 24/25th. Fie...you had enough holidays. Time to put some work in...lol

    2. Bax

      Bax

      enjoy your trip MM.. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. :)

    3. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Have a great time MM as you deserve it!!

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  12. MrMercury

    16 days to go and my case is already packed ;-)

    1. Quietguy

      Quietguy

      And I hope I will suck - and be sucked!

    2. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      Same, same ;-)

    3. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      I packed my case 20 days in advance with allnew gearfor LOS so I see where your coming from bro 5555!

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  13. MrMercury

    There's an awful lot of spam lately???

    1. Solice

      Solice

      I think Terry should ban them so they cant fill the forum with their shit, and also remove it straight away

  14. MrMercury

    OBITUARY ....... It is with great sadness that I announce the demise of Manchester Utd. my sincere ;-) condolences go to the Old Trafford family, especially Messers duke007 and travis bickle who can be found in a pub drowning their sorrows.

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    2. Solice

      Solice

      Bolton are shite

    3. Tony2103

      Tony2103

      That's not very nice MrMercury, some Man U fans are really in a bad way over this, if any of them need emotional counciling phone the samaritins on 0800 616161

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      19 leaqgue titles 11 fa cups ,4 league cups 3 european champs cups 2 world club champions cups 1 european cup winners cup....i forget the rest .too many to count.....

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  15. MrMercury

    48 days to go!!

  16. MrMercury

    Hopes that all the BM's heading off to LOS in the next week or so have a great time. But please leave some LB's intact for those of us following later in the year. ;-))

    1. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      me too LOL

    2. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Me 3 LOL!

  17. MrMercury

    300 posts reached!!!

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    2. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      i agree MrM,i saw an advanced member yesterday with 82 posts!i dont know what youve done to upset tt and lult mr m...maybe they are evertonians!

    3. Quietguy

      Quietguy

      I think those guys in Advanced with not that many posts joined in the early days of the forum when it seems only 50+ posts were required. TT and LULT seem to be more cautious these days, maybe because of the 'heroes'. But I expect you will get there soon MM, and well done on reaching 300 posts!

    4. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      Quite a few have been in the last year Quiet, but cheers anyway.

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  18. MrMercury

    Getting closer. 87 days to go ;-))

    1. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      69 days for me left.

       

    2. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      OOPS, miscounted, 85 days to go ;-))

    3. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      64 for me :)

  19. MrMercury

    Only in the UK could people wearing £100 trainers organise a riot using £300 smartphones because they're impoverished.

    1. Pimpgreen

      Pimpgreen

      That wasn't a riot that was a joke, I even heard kids had broke into McDonalds and were making burgers.

    2. jcs

      jcs

      They are just scumbags!!

  20. MrMercury

    How the hell do you embed videos now. I wish when they did the upgrade they did a "how to" thread.

    1. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      Cheers Fie, will give it a try later.

  21. MrMercury

    Is wondering .... ??

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    2. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      you must have really upset someone MrM.....I think LULT must be an evertonian!

       

    3. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      lol Solice, as if we would do something like that. Lol TB. ;-))

    4. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      Cheers OTS but no big deal if they don't.

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  22. MrMercury

    Is pulling his hair out trying to get a countdown clock posted on his profile.

    1. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      nooooooooooo.....don't do it MrM

    2. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      Get your ass back on this forum soon TB, your banter is sorely missed.

    3. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      just doing some serious lurking now Mr M....normal service will resume next weekend i think

  23. MrMercury

    Happy days. Flights all sorted and booked. Credit Card refunded. Only 119 days to go ;-)

    1. Lost In Loei

      Lost In Loei

      and they let you have the good fare? Congrats! What about the upgrade?

    2. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      :-(( No upgrade, just the good fare. Still, just happy it's all sorted now.

  24. MrMercury

    Wow!! I like the new super duper sparkly website.

    1. Terry Tibbs

      Terry Tibbs

      Only just finished the upgrade... still tweaking things so they work again!

    2. Quietguy

      Quietguy

      I thought there was something wrong with my pc when I logged on. Takes a bit of getting used to, but expect I'll get the hang of it.

    3. Ganryu

      Ganryu

      I think its great, first time Ive logged in on laptop for ages, usually just check in on iphone. But the new format makes it worth the effort.

  25. MrMercury

    Grrrrrr. Tried booking flight to Thailand. CC not accepted. retried and the price had gone up £50. Will have to wait till it comes down again.

    1. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      Found the price again and tried again with same result. Later checked my CC online and two lots have been taken out. Have rang Etihad and they are sorting it out for me. Fingers crossed.

    2. Twoshots

      Twoshots

      You have a spare ticket then !!!!

    3. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      Grrrrrrr!!!

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