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Kendo UK

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  1. Hatching a plan for the first weekend in October...

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      Kendo UK

      no business class, you need to have a word with your new boss about a raise!

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  2. I'm not depraved............just desperately depraved

  3. I am just thinking how much money I wasted in Pattaya paying whores to go through the motions when I can get it on tap in London for fuck all and get a decent conversation and a bacon butty in the morning , what a mug I have been.

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      if Steptoe was chancellor there would be no public spending left

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  4. Off in the morning with 30 mates........Shame its to fucking Spain and Not Thailand....2 or 3 months for that..

  5. Had serious shits for 2 days now, imodium dosent work, anything else available in patts?

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      You should only start to panic if a Chinese baby drops out

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  6. Chocolate has just had bolt Ons fitted this afternoon. I hope all has gone smoothly and that she is happy with them :)

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      Kendo UK

      I just hope they don't shove her out on the street straight after she's come round like they did with Yok!

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  7. Drinks in Camden, Champions League Final, Spousal Intercourse, Bottle of wine, some Ladyboy Forum - Ok day BUT It aint Pattaya... :-(

  8. Saturday night Eurovision, a new low

  9. Saturday night Eurovision, a new low

  10. Gutted about Sir A F!!!!!

  11. The Wombat has taken residence in Top Mansion in Udonthani.

  12. Yipee!That old bitch is dead....

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      much like Jimmy Saville, Mrs T. couldn't help fucking miners

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  13. Just booked my flight for November - £540 from Emirates.

  14. just on the bed thinking about russ

  15. Got out of Gatwick just in time, plane de-iced then off we took, was a close one

  16. have u seen whose birthday it is today and he says he is 39 LOL....happy birthday 5$

  17. If you haven't played "Snake Games" with Jen from La Bamba you haven't lived.

  18. I think I think I may have had my first "sick buffalo" story.

    1. Kendo UK

      Kendo UK

      was it enough to have you reaching for your Western Union

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  19. I think I think I may have had my first "sick buffalo" story.

  20. Anyone know the dates for Songkran this April, I want to avoid that event at all costs.

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