Solice
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Status Updates posted by Solice
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It was just after I'd won the farting competition that I realised we are far too comfortable with each other!
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Ive got 11 days until I leave, do you think its possible to hold off on the wanking for that length of time so I can surprise her with a full custard explosion?
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Ive just had the police at the door! The cheeky fucker held up a photo of the mrs and said "is this your girlfriend?" "yes" I reply, "im sorry but it looks like shes been in a traffic accident sir" I said "yes I know, but she has a great personality".
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Jimmy K are you JimKu by any chance?
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Just arrived in Patts after a few days in the village. To all those in the 'know' its gone well guys.
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Just bought 5 piglets, all the food for 3 months and a sty built, all for 14,000 baht, bargain !!!
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Just found a lot of old pms that for some reason have only just registered. Will reply to all and sorry if you thought I had ignored you
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just got home, sick as a pig already
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Just writing to move the spam down the table a bit, fekin knobs, wish they would feck off
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Kwan and Kyrhas Birthday party tomorrow, Wednesday, everyone welcome to join the fun.
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Last night I confessed to my mate that I'd been seeing his wife. He looked me in the eyes and said "Are you serious?" I said " No, nothing like that, its just for a shag"
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Looking forward to Sat night with good company, Dwbno1, Lung somchai, Padawan, another mate and four beautiful ladyboys. Pattaya beer garden, Koyo, Labamba, Stringfellows then off to see my good mate Gigi at Luckylove
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Looks like its time to get my computer sorted so I can spend more time on ladyboyreview, cant see things working out for the better on this forum with all the changes
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Looks like next year I will be 'investing' in a pig farm in Korat, whatever next !
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Looks like the majority of bars will be closed on the 22nd and 23rd of this month
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Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you'll wish you had a fucking club and a spade....
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My budgie got out of his cage and fucked the dog, ive got some puppies going cheep if anyones interested...
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My daughter got sent home from school for swearing. "what did you say" I asked, "The C word" she replied. I looked at her with disappointment and said "its not clever is it"? "No" she said, "it was cunt"
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My girlfriend was in the bathroom for hours getting dressed to go out when finally she swung open the door and asked "tell me honestly, do I look fat in this?" I replied yes love, but to be fair its a small bathroom
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My new girlfriend says I have to wait 6 months before she will suck my cock. I told her I understand and respect her decision and I will give her a call nearer the time.
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My wife said 'get some of those tablets that help you get an erection', you should have seen her face when I tossed her some slimming pills
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New 42" Sony TV for sale, no box, no warranty and slightly hot! phone Leroy, Winston or Jermaine for more details
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Not long until Christmas now, in fact the wife was just asking me if I knew the best way to bone a turkey. I said i'd probably get it pissed and try to finger it first.
