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  1. Well I better get packing, a night out in Manchester tomorrow and then flying Friday morning, Yessssssssss

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    2. Teppis

      Teppis

      Have a safe trip mate :)

      Ps. Remember camera.

    3. tomas1969

      tomas1969

      Maybe I see you there mate, I will hit Pattaya on saturday for a couple of days

    4. luv u long time

      luv u long time

      Orra best fella. Have a magic time.

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  2. A new survey has just been carried out which shows that 1 in 3 women is just as fukin stupid as the other 2

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    2. Solice

      Solice

      And not for the first time Fie, I think its safer fukin her than fighting her but sometimes im not sure.

    3. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      solice has to watch out when those devil eyes of paeng flash....i wouldnt like to see her angry!

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      solice has to watch out when those devil eyes of paeng flash....i wouldnt like to see her angry!

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  3. All booked, 38 days to go :)

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    2. Solice

      Solice

      Cheers guys, should be fun, theres a few bm's out there at the same time and staying in the same place, so will be a laugh. Will be going to korat to check up on my 6 piggies

    3. Solice

      Solice

      Dapartment confirmed Ice, looks good and at 1,000 baht a night you cant go wrong

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      I checked it out when I saw you were staying there,it looks like a great place maybe I'll book for the month of October.

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  4. Ive got 11 days until I leave, do you think its possible to hold off on the wanking for that length of time so I can surprise her with a full custard explosion?

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    2. Justin Sane

      Justin Sane

      Yeah, a friend and I had a bet going. See if we could go 30 days without wanking, then unleash on a masseuse's face!

    3. Turk182

      Turk182

      Yeh defo mate, just think of Stretched Marked Single Mothers on Jeremy Kyle Show and it puts me off shagging back here altogether!

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      wanking-at least its having sex with someone u love....

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  5. Booked and paid for, the boy is back

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    2. Solice

      Solice

      Bastard, I hope I get there before him

    3. dwbno1

      dwbno1

      Boy???? Who are you trying to kid old un??? 5555

    4. Solice

      Solice

      Im younger than you, you old twat lol

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  6. Shes doing 15 hour days, up at 4am and finishes at 7pm, who said Thais were lazy?

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    2. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      its beauty sleep she's having robi !

    3. Robi_slo

      Robi_slo

      Nope... I talked with her few minutes ago... her mama had birthday and she got so drunk she slept for 15 hours... My girl... :D

    4. Ashoka

      Ashoka

      Well medically speaking, the ones among us that sleep the most tend to have the best body metabolism. I only sleep 5 hours a day *grumble*

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  7. starting to get a little bit excited

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    2. jcs

      jcs

      You're getting excited!!! It's been 8 months for me and i still have to wait for 22 more days....I am like a kid waiting for Disneyland.5555

    3. Solice

      Solice

      555 its unusual for me because I normally dont start to get excited until the secong leg of my flight.

    4. jcs

      jcs

      Best feeling is when you land in LOS and you are comingin the taxi and see the pattaya signs looking large!!!!

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  8. Ove been to the gym, had a nice hot shower, just picked up a bottle of home brew from a neighbour, Ive got a few spliffs rolled up for the X Box tournament with the lads, after which i'll muck about online with some gambling sites then its a nice blow job before bed. I fekin love prison.

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    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      never had them luxuries when i was in Wandsworth lol

    3. Solice

      Solice

      You should try 6 months in Durham Garry, its all going on in there lol

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      anyone moved into Raoul Moat's cell yet....?

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  9. All booked at last !!!

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    2. Solice

      Solice

      Looking forward to it guys and hope to meet you all over a beer. Fie are you going to patts now? change of plan?

    3. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Pheww! I didn't know if you were going to make it, mate!So this is great news! I agree with dwbno1 as about time! And this is great news Fieh as I can't wait to finally meet up for a beer or 5 5555. Roll on Sept./Oct. !

    4. eldiablo

      eldiablo

      I look foward 2 meeting u guys as well.

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  10. Anybody want a girlfriend, going fekin free to a good home

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    2. Bax

      Bax

      I'll take her.. what??? she's so hot!!! :)

    3. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      oh not for me done that, and got T shirt lol

    4. American Eagle

      American Eagle

      Solice you're so funny.

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  11. Arrived in Chaeng Mai and as we walked past departures she starts waving to a girl she knew, Ive got no chance of ever being a bad boy because she always knows someone somewhere. Went to 3 ladyboy bars tonight, some good talent, its now started to piss down so it could end up 3 days in the room

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    2. Solice

      Solice

      I always drive Jason, Paeng drives very well but a bit too slow, which is unlike most ladyboys

    3. Ashoka

      Ashoka

      LOL I usually let my lb drive because then I get to enjoy the scenery and snap pics.. she may be an ok driver but she's a terrible photographer.. cuts off my arm or my leg in shots and knows nothing about rule of 3rds or backlighting.

    4. eldiablo

      eldiablo

      lol, think im in the same boat Solice. or the same airport :)

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  12. Just bought 5 piglets, all the food for 3 months and a sty built, all for 14,000 baht, bargain !!!

  13. The olympic sailing results are in - Britain has taken Gold, the USA have taken Silver and Somalia have taken a middle aged couple from Weymouth

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    2. Spar10

      Spar10

      After throwing eight badminton players out of the Olympics for not trying, the IOC have been accused of double standards after allowing the entire Australian team to stay.

    3. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      Ha ha, FAF all of them.... you all swallowed joke books tonight??

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      @wanghin-FAF....

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  14. Looks like my mate cant make it :(

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    2. terry

      terry

      enjoy it mate.have a gooden,your flying points must be getting up there.

    3. Solice

      Solice

      Iceberg, im talking about 'Padawan' from my last TR

    4. Solice

      Solice

      Im never alone at a bar Fie, she will never allow that 555

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  15. Had a great time in Chaeng Mai, love the place and cant wait to go back. It wouldnt have been half as good without the help of my good friend G (Lung Somchai) his advice and help was second to non. Wish he was still a member here, for me he is sadly missed and I hope someday the Mods can reconsider him for membership.

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    2. MrMercury

      MrMercury

      I have to add that it would be great to see him back and I hope that sometime in the future the mods relent and we can once again enjoy his input.

    3. jcs

      jcs

      I say bring Lung and the Bolton Beast back, it's about time we had some characters back...

       

    4. bighairy

      bighairy

      Do you think they would want to be back here? I think the Beast is now a Hound these days.

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  16. Well im back home and thoroughly pissed off and depressed already, where did I put that length of rope? Had a great time met many great bms along the way and looking forward to next time

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    2. eldiablo

      eldiablo

      Ah , post trip depression. Never had it worse than when i came home from LOS.I dread the return so much, im gonna stay. Let me know if u need anything over here buddy. Ill keep an eye or 2 on ur woman 4 ya, hands off of course ;).

    3. Solice

      Solice

      Thanks Eldiablo, I dont blame you and I hope it all works out for you. I do trust her but its always good to have eyes on the ground, thanks for that. Keep smiling mate and will catch up with you after Christmas

    4. eldiablo

      eldiablo

      No prob. Without asking i do remember some1 at Nong telling me how ur lady never cheats on her man. I didnt know u then, or her. But thought u would like to hear that. ;)

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  17. The immortal Padawan has just joined our little community :)

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    2. jcs

      jcs

      Just trying to boost the young lads ego Sol...5555

    3. Solice

      Solice

      I think his ego is ready to explode anyway JCS 5555, are you reading this young apprentice??

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      WTF took him so long????? I thought he was already a member,as the ladies all know him already!LOL!!

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  18. Anybody flown long haul with Swiss Air, whats your view?

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    2. Dan9000

      Dan9000

      I always use SWISS and have booked with them again for May/June. Excellent airline IMHO

       

    3. eldiablo

      eldiablo

      Never flown, but when u coming back mate? And Dan good to see ur back....

    4. blake7

      blake7

      Flew Mumbai-Mnchester return with them in July. brand new Airbus 320-300 Mumbai-Zurich return. I hour stopover Mumbai-Manchester o/n Manchester-Zurich. Great service, plane only 50% full, good inflight entertainment. And great price.

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  19. Fie I'm at the airport now, just thought you would want to know :)

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    2. Turk182

      Turk182

      Seems a longtime since I been out now, I think it was this time last year we hooked up... have a good un mate!

       

    3. Beachlife

      Beachlife

      Are you down in Patts or up in BKK this trip?

    4. Up2You

      Up2You

      hes in BKK and then out to the countryide

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  20. I was showing my doctor a nasty rash on my cock today, he seemed pretty uncomfortable and didnt want to touch it. He just said make an appointment for Monday morning and carried on pushing his shopping trolley around Asda

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    2. Solice

      Solice

      What! Until paeng gives you a wank lol. I'm thinking of going early march

    3. luv u long time
    4. luv u long time
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  21. One of our pigs has died, it went blind and wouldnt eat so Paeng fed it like a baby for 5 weeks, shes a bit upset the poor thing :(

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    2. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Believe it or not this reminds me of a story from my youth as my Grandmother(RIP)thought it would be a great idea to raise pigs,she name them all but when it came time to slaughter them for the meat she was so upset. True story.

    3. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      hope all the others are ok..?

    4. Solice

      Solice

      yeah the other 5 are fine Gary, another two months and they will visit the big pig in the sky if she can allow herself to do it

       

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  22. Forcing a fart while eating breakfast in a Resturant was not one of my better decisions today.

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    2. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      Lol. Never a good idea in Thailand, Scot, as its 75% likely to be more than just warm air that comes out!

    3. Robi_slo

      Robi_slo

      Health before good table manners. :)

       

    4. Pad thai boy

      Pad thai boy

      But the the Q is....did he get Peang to wash'em or bin'em

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  23. Back from Korat

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    2. Turk182

      Turk182

      Look forward to pics mate, enjoy rest of your trip!

    3. hunterman

      hunterman

      Heard by Yok that U have some good days there..

      Hunter

    4. tomas1969

      tomas1969

      Had my wedding 1,5 hours away from Korat, to bad I didn´t have internet access..

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  24. Shes gone home to open a business with her mum, best of luck to her, I hope they do well

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    2. Solice

      Solice

      we'll see how she gets on Robi, it may only be for a couple of months

    3. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      thats a brave step for her solice,leaving her friends etc,it will seem boring to her after pattaya,will she be able to stay in touch the same as when she's in pattaya?

    4. Solice

      Solice

      Yes she will, she says time goes quicker for her at home but its not a permanent thing because I need her at the bar

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  25. Think I will have to change my little picture, Im getting 'hit on' by pm

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    2. Turk182

      Turk182

      Yeh, defo too many inbetweeners here lol

       

    3. Solice

      Solice

      iceberg, im yours for 1/2 a beer, im just a cheap slut lol

    4. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      You got it as long as it's an Archer or a Cheers as I can be a "cheap charlie" LOL

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