Solice

George Michael has sympathisedwith the captain of the stricken Italian liner, saying.....'Im often left abandoned and lying on my side with a badly damaged bottom and dead seamen inside me after a nights cruising

Getting ready for the off

Had a great time in Chaeng Mai, love the place and cant wait to go back. It wouldnt have been half as good without the help of my good friend G (Lung Somchai) his advice and help was second to non. Wish he was still a member here, for me he is sadly missed and I hope someday the Mods can reconsider him for membership.

Hangover!!!!

Happy birthday Yok, you sweetheart

Happy New Year everybody, for those not in Patts I really wish you could all be here but whatever you do have a great night and all the best to each and every one of you

Happy Valentines honey xxxxxxxxxx

have a look on mythailadyboy.com when you browse the profiles look for smoothassilk and you will see what I mean,I dont think you have to join up but if you do it takes 2 mins and its free anyway,let me know what you think.

hi how are you

Huge fire at the muay thai stadium on sukhumvit today. contractors re gassing the aircon had a compressor explode and burn the building down. 200 million bahts worth of damage, hope they had insurance.

I found my first grey pubic hair today, something like this wouldn't normally bother me, but it was in a Greggs sausage roll.

I got the Christmas decorations out of the Attic last night and came across a present I forgot to give the kids last year. Its a shame because they would have fekin loved that dog.

I need to have a word with myself, I just whacked off to naked pics of my GF, now that cant be right can it?

I remember the wife suggesting I get one of those penis enlargers, so I did.... Shes 23 and her names Paeng.

I spend way too much time on this forum, I just tried to log on to my bank and put in my forum password out of habit

I walked into WH Smiths and said " Have you got that self help book for men with small penis's?" the female assistant replied " I dont think its in yet" I said "yeah thats the one"

I was at the swimming pool today and decided to have a sneaky piss in the deep end. The life-guard must have noticed, the twat blew his whistle so fucking loud I nearly fell in.

I was feeling horny so I phoned the missus for a bit of phone sex. As she answered I said "tell me your not wearing any knickers." She said "Well actually i'm not wearing any knickers." I replied, "Oh yeah baby, tell me what your doing you naughty girl", she replied " I'm having a shit !!!"

I was in the gym this morning when I noticed a hole in my trainer where I could push my finger in up to the knuckle..........Anyway she slapped me round the face and my membership has been withdrawn

I was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard a car pull up, she said "Quick try the backdoor"........thinking back I should have legged it, but you dont get offers like that every day.

I was showing my doctor a nasty rash on my cock today, he seemed pretty uncomfortable and didnt want to touch it. He just said make an appointment for Monday morning and carried on pushing his shopping trolley around Asda

I was visiting my mate Dave who's laid up with a broken leg. Dave says "my feet are freezing, can you nip upstairs and get my slippers?" "No probs" I said. Upstairs I see Daves stunning 20 and 22 year old daughters sitting on their beds. "Hello girls, your dad sent me to shag you two", "fuck off you liar" they said. "I'll prove it" so I shouted downstairs "both of them Dave?" He replied " Of course! whats the point of fuckin one?...

If anyone is travelling from Australia to Pattaya within the next week and can do me a favour can you drop me a PM, Thanks

In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom using a goats lower intestine. In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first

Is there anyone coming to Thailand from Sydney or nearby in the next few weeks that could do me a favour? If so can you drop me a pm, thank you.