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  1. ffs I hate taxis to the airport, but needs must, work hard and come back again soon

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    2. Thaiman12

      Thaiman12

      What are you a f*ckin' Fag????????

      Take it like a Man.

      Beat it down.

       

      Ok, take a taxi, you Fairy.

      :)

       

       

    3. silentmoebius78

      silentmoebius78

      TM12, We've got to have a beer to discuss the issue with these backpipes.. 555

    4. silentmoebius78

      silentmoebius78

      TM12, We've got to have a beer to discuss the issue with these backpipes.. 555

  2. Just been rodgered by the gf and met swedeman tonight, i sont know wat is more gay 555

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    2. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      What the fuck does garrulous mean? 555

    3. LL Cool Dave

      LL Cool Dave

      He means gormless, he made that mistake before describing himself which is how I know. :)

    4. Thaiman12

      Thaiman12

      It does, indeed mean talkative.

      Which I assume, would be welcomed on the forum.

      My comment was placed with parallel reference to my own garrulousness.

      Whilst, when referring to perception;

      Gormless is as gormless does.

      :)

       

  3. Booked my flight atlast, arriving on the 26th

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    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      have a nice trip

    3. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      cheers, i think i will have a happy new year

    4. deeslash

      deeslash

      how long you down for?

  4. I ate rat for breakfast. Am I gay?

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    2. Thaiman12

      Thaiman12

      Did you have to pull it out of the proverbial drainpipe first?

       

      Jury's still out.

    3. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      Snared overnight while I was in bed with my lbgf, the jury returned a Scottish verdict of 'not proven'

    4. Zoonie the Lazoon

      Zoonie the Lazoon

      Got a rat in me asshole what am I gonna do!

  5. 6 cans of Stella down and just opened the Whyte & Mackay, what will I do ? 555

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    2. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      Drink it all and hope it makes you forget scots can't play football OR rugby !

    3. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      neither can you, old man 555

    4. Ghost Of Steptoe

      Ghost Of Steptoe

      Drink yourself into a stupor and end up

      On the Buckie in a gutter

  6. spent my first night here drinking whisky and getting rodgered by my lady, am I gay?

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    2. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      Yes but I like to think I'm on a winning streak 555

    3. Doyle Lonnegan

      Doyle Lonnegan

      youre fucked,,,like sevco lol 555

    4. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      Sevco get fucked more times than me 555

  7. Flying visit on Friday for a week, It can't come quick enough

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    2. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      what happened last trip? thought u going to PM me?

    3. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      I was going to pm you gd, but i got whipped up to the village for my engagement ceremony

    4. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      looks like its boystown for me 555

  8. OFFSKI ! wheels up in 4 hours. the butterflies in my stomach are going crazy

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    2. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      not this time, am flying from Inverness/ Man/Abu

    3. fenton

      fenton

      Sounds like your going with Etihad. Have a great holiday jammers :)

       

       

    4. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      Entered into enemy territory,i forgot what a whining bunch mancs are

  9. back home today after a flash visit, roll on Xmas,9 weeks and counting

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    2. steveo941

      steveo941

      I remember buying 1,500 chickens, about 7 years ago, never saw the chickens, or my house again, you live and learn. or not

    3. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      555 and that was just in Blighty

    4. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      i get weekly pics of my chickens, showing there progress, its a bit like sponsoring but I trust my hens 555

  10. I'm back but demoted! while the usual suspects just carry on as normal

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    2. Doyle Lonnegan

      Doyle Lonnegan

      another 1 with the medal of honour lol...i better heat things up....

    3. Thaiman12

      Thaiman12

      I tell you something.

      Whilst the hoover reigns supreme, I will still have my voice.

      Now harden up and grow a pair!

    4. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      I will also have my voice heard, even if it only lasts an hour until the hoover comes out....fuckety!

  11. Away to Maha sarakham for new year, let the madness begin!

  12. Outsider, why are you stalking me? You claim to have me on ignore, but you know more about my life than I do. Keep on tolling

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    2. Thaiman12

      Thaiman12

      This is an, albeit, barbed question.

    3. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      Jeez TM12 that took you a few attempts 555

    4. Thaiman12

      Thaiman12

      Now, listen here, Dear Abby.

      You know I luuurve U, but.....

      Harden up and grow a pair.

      :)

       

  13. FFS just found out my connecting flights in Birmingham have been changed, outbound 3 hour is now 6 hours 40 mins and inbound 1 hour 30 mins to 6 hours 50 minutes

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    2. fenton

      fenton

      You have bob hope m8, make sure you have braveheart, whisky galore, trainspotting, gregorys girl on yer phone to watch in Brum 5555

    3. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      I'm more of a Brigadoon man 555

    4. fenton

      fenton

      who said romance was dead :).

  14. Scottish Independence

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    2. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      Independance? Oh i do hope so!

    3. laptop

      laptop

      They should merge with northern ireland and / or wales

    4. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      What part of Independent do you not understand

  15. The things i do to go to LOS, working nightshift on a roof on a saturday night

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    2. steveo941

      steveo941

      did you sell that lead

    3. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      aye, but got a shite price, i should have went to steptoe

    4. Zoonie the Lazoon

      Zoonie the Lazoon

      look at it this way. You had a night on the tiles to pay for several more nights on the tiles. Simples!

  16. I've just had a great night in 69 bar with tim77ski. Am i gay?

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    2. hubert_cumberdale

      hubert_cumberdale

      Unless you fucked tim77ski in there then no.

    3. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      Bax, I only ask the question but everybody here knows that you are as bent as a corkscrew

    4. Doyle Lonnegan

      Doyle Lonnegan

      69 bar pattaya...555 was funny am i gay was next up on pool table could only be the flying scotsman....even looks like the darts champ.

  17. podrick is a coward

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    2. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      i've got plenty of balls, but i hate cowards, who post then run away

    3. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      well well well, the infamous poof outsider is posting but will not accept a pm from me, I wonder why?

    4. Ghost Of Steptoe

      Ghost Of Steptoe

      Yes podrick does the same has a good whine ,sends PMs and blocks you , do like I did pm him and tell him to leave it alone either politely or like I did with a fuck off

  18. zero

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    2. Thaiman12

      Thaiman12

      Well

      That's just f*ckin shite.

      Imagine being the self appointed zero.

      F*ckety.

       

    3. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      ok I will change it FFS

    4. fenton

      fenton

      what about the chickens jammers :)

  19. Thinking aboot Isan

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    2. fenton

      fenton

      Soon be there m8, hope you post about your adventures :)

    3. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      6th of May, can't come quick enough

    4. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      everybody is Gay (happy) in Scotland, Its only the aussie's working in hotels that are really gay

  20. no more work, I cant wait until Sunday, I'm going to see my baby

    1. fenton

      fenton

      Have a good trip jammers :)

       

       

    2. steveo941

      steveo941

      have a good one mate

    3. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      Cheers guys

  21. Having a few cold beers while waiting for the night bus to mahasarakham, then the madness will begin 555

    1. Zoonie the Lazoon

      Zoonie the Lazoon

      Don't let the excitement and expectation keep you awake 555

    2. silentmoebius78

      silentmoebius78

      Have a great time!!!

    3. Doyle Lonnegan

      Doyle Lonnegan

      God help the chickens,!,!

       

  22. outsider! WHY?

    1. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Just ignore him it has worked for me! LOL

    2. silentmoebius78
    3. fenton

      fenton

      Jammers, I was saying that on Saturday ;).

       

  23. well. well, well, no sooner do I reply to Bax's derogatory status about me, It mysteriously disappears along with comments from the other troll Mr Google himself. Outsider aka Bax's boyfriend

    1. fenton

      fenton

      what vexes thee :)

    2. cherjam1

      cherjam1

      their at it 555

    3. fenton

      fenton

      As in highlander the church was considered neutral ground, perhaps both parties could do this with the forum?

  24. Quiet in here tonight

    1. HarryKane9

      HarryKane9

      Quiet as the German Classico!

    2. guiltydreamer

      guiltydreamer

      Dont worry Jammers, your mate will return from exile soon.....

    3. Jimmy_Lovepants

      Jimmy_Lovepants

      we're all pondering the 'are we gay' question haha

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