Jimmy_Lovepants
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Status Updates posted by Jimmy_Lovepants
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CRAP............Another trip over which means another 300 and something days to wait until the next one.
I envy all you guys who will get back to LOS before me ~ Have a great one, fellas ! -
My last 24 hours in LOS ~ And SE Asia after 5 years. Returning to a Western country where all the women (transgendered or not) have balls, cigarettes cost 20 bucks a pkt, and everyone attends compulsory cultural sensitivity workshops (run by women) ... Yay.
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Always (always!) wanted to live in a brothel ... Now I will on my next trip
Booked a few days to stay at LaBamba. Happy days (and nights) ! -
Some lovepants action comin' straight at 'em next week... ladies, get ready!!!
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Seriously.......what the fuck did I do???
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Down with ladyboys who are taller than me --- They always want to f*** you up the bum! 5555
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It's just not fair! I still got 3 months to wait before next trip to LOS.
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less than 50 days to go.....Woohoo!
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My boy pips are bursting....... still 6 weeks to wait.
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Bagged a tranny P4P on my patch last nite... The first I'd met with anything like a half-decent command of spoken English. Not such a good thing after all ~ She kept banging on about football and the WC and how cute Beckham is... AND in a deep dusky very male voice. Oh FFS... After a third rate BJ, I had to bail cos me todger had lost interest and wouldn't perform.. (I was surprised it's got higher standards than me). I'm not happy today!
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Almost got myself hitched to marry a Chinese hooker (GG) this weekend ... Fortunately I didn't have the apartment, private gold deposits, and means to get the bitch and her family out of China which would've made the deal stick ... Whew ~ A lucky escape !
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I hate this part.......Raring to go, still 2 weeks to wait. Must stop humping the local totty and save it up for LOS. Tie a knot in me dick and start reading a long Russian novel to get my mind above my navel.
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Good luck to myself.......Day 1 tomorrow
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a bit o' larceny is good for the soul... (who isn't a pirate at heart 55)
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It's been more than a year... Really feel like bending a ladyboy over and f***ing her up the arse!!!
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Less than a hundred days to go........
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Fed up with banging hookers in an Asian country where they can't say more than 2 words of English to me ... It's time to bang hookers in another Asian country where their English extends to an almighty five words! 555
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My Isaan girlfriend....She number one prostitute in Thailand.!
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less than 30 days now.......HAHA!
