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  1. A while ago I was walking through the Arab quater in Patts when up ahead I saw Fie Dollah using a golf club to beat a defenceless guy. I ran up, grabbed the golf club off him and yelled "despite what you believe, what you are doing is completly wrong"......... "If you widen your stance, bend your knees, straighten your back you'll hit the c**t a lot harder."

    1. cheyenne

      cheyenne

      ooooh I hate myself for laughing but . . . ha ha ha

    2. jcs

      jcs

      I am still getting to grips with the bit you said about running!!.5555

  2. Abdul the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7.30 on the dot !!

  3. All booked at last !!!

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    2. Solice

      Solice

      Looking forward to it guys and hope to meet you all over a beer. Fie are you going to patts now? change of plan?

    3. icebergjr.

      icebergjr.

      Pheww! I didn't know if you were going to make it, mate!So this is great news! I agree with dwbno1 as about time! And this is great news Fieh as I can't wait to finally meet up for a beer or 5 5555. Roll on Sept./Oct. !

    4. eldiablo

      eldiablo

      I look foward 2 meeting u guys as well.

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  4. Another relaxing night spent in Sallys bar with my good friend Travis

    1. bighairy

      bighairy

      Solice, did you ditch your photographer?

    2. Solice

      Solice

      There are more photos to come BH :)

    3. Mr Tiew

      Mr Tiew

      Up2You, It's a nice place. You should make the small effort & give it a look see.

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  5. Anybody flown long haul with Swiss Air, whats your view?

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    2. Dan9000

      Dan9000

      I always use SWISS and have booked with them again for May/June. Excellent airline IMHO

       

    3. eldiablo

      eldiablo

      Never flown, but when u coming back mate? And Dan good to see ur back....

    4. blake7

      blake7

      Flew Mumbai-Mnchester return with them in July. brand new Airbus 320-300 Mumbai-Zurich return. I hour stopover Mumbai-Manchester o/n Manchester-Zurich. Great service, plane only 50% full, good inflight entertainment. And great price.

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  6. Anybody want a girlfriend, going fekin free to a good home

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    2. Bax

      Bax

      I'll take her.. what??? she's so hot!!! :)

    3. garrydirty

      garrydirty

      oh not for me done that, and got T shirt lol

    4. American Eagle

      American Eagle

      Solice you're so funny.

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  7. Arrived in Chaeng Mai and as we walked past departures she starts waving to a girl she knew, Ive got no chance of ever being a bad boy because she always knows someone somewhere. Went to 3 ladyboy bars tonight, some good talent, its now started to piss down so it could end up 3 days in the room

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    2. Solice

      Solice

      I always drive Jason, Paeng drives very well but a bit too slow, which is unlike most ladyboys

    3. Ashoka

      Ashoka

      LOL I usually let my lb drive because then I get to enjoy the scenery and snap pics.. she may be an ok driver but she's a terrible photographer.. cuts off my arm or my leg in shots and knows nothing about rule of 3rds or backlighting.

    4. eldiablo

      eldiablo

      lol, think im in the same boat Solice. or the same airport :)

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  8. At school my favourite lesson was PE. I had the biggest cock and used to stroll around the changing room naked, flicking my towel whilst pointing and laughing at their little knobs........Looking back though I think thats probably why I was sacked.

    1. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      thats feckin funny...ile be laughing all day now ....

    2. fogmaster

      fogmaster

      ROTFL! Good to see you're not losing your sense of humor!

    3. Backdoor Specialist

      Backdoor Specialist

      brilliant Solice....

  9. Back from Korat

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    2. Turk182

      Turk182

      Look forward to pics mate, enjoy rest of your trip!

    3. hunterman

      hunterman

      Heard by Yok that U have some good days there..

      Hunter

    4. tomas1969

      tomas1969

      Had my wedding 1,5 hours away from Korat, to bad I didn´t have internet access..

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  10. Back home but not too bothered because only 12 weeks to go until I return. Met some great bm's along the way

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    2. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      arnolds a sound lad bax-he's the oldest 24 yr old ive ever seen tho'....he must have had a huge paper round when he was a kid!

    3. Solice

      Solice

      lol thats true Travis, a ladyboy in Pooks thought we were both 35, good for me but a kick in the bollocks for him. He hasnt joined any forums and I doubt he will, says he hasnt got the time.

    4. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      he's too busy eating and pumping iron....easily looks 35,maybe more.....seems like a nice guy tho'

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  11. Bar crawl Saturday night, leaving sensations about 9ish, all welcome.

  12. Barcrawl Wednesday, meet 8.30 at Sensations, all welcome

    1. SBK

      SBK

      Looking forward to it! Just about recovered from Sunday!

  13. Booked and paid for, the boy is back

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    2. Solice

      Solice

      Bastard, I hope I get there before him

    3. dwbno1

      dwbno1

      Boy???? Who are you trying to kid old un??? 5555

    4. Solice

      Solice

      Im younger than you, you old twat lol

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  14. Cant wait for tonight, going to be a good night for sure, I shall be mainly getting pissed

  15. Ceenas Birthday party at Sensations this Thursday, all welcome.

  16. Closed the bar and went for some food. As we walked into the resturant 2 guys and 2 GG's started laughing. Paeng said 'I be back in one minute' she walked over to their table and told them if you have a problem she would knock the fuck out of all four of you. I have never seen 4 people go so quiet so quickly, funny as fuck

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    2. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      nice one sol,FAF,i bet those devil eyes of paeng were flashing....'kin scary they are,ya gotta love that girl!

    3. CUM_4_U

      CUM_4_U

      that's great Sol. 5555 nice bodyguard you got.

    4. david1977
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  17. Cola And May's Birthday party, wednesday 1st July

  18. come to los and picked up a cold, feel like shit, just my luck

    1. Dub

      Dub

      you could have stayed home for christmas with your wife and kid you ignorant fuck.a divorce is in order here

  19. Congratulations to Bow for serving hard time and now been released.

  20. Does anybody know where pattie ex koyo is working now

    1. Bax

      Bax

      another newbie stalker.. next you'll be asking for her Skype and cell number.

  21. Dont ever love a ladyboy, their past will always rear its ugly face. Just pay to fuck em, its so much easier.

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    2. CUM_4_U

      CUM_4_U

      I fully understand you mate. can't avoid it.

    3. silentmoebius78

      silentmoebius78

      hope you feel better now.. As Tomas and jimjim say.. Its important where you go.. I am sure people know she is yours, and she knows what she has in you.. Look forward, that is what you can influance.. You guys rock and I hope to drop in, in December to have beer at your place...

    4. david1977
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  22. Eyes Birthday Party Sunday 2nd October. All welcome.

  23. For the last 2 weeks ive been talking to a 13 year old girl on the internet, now she tell me shes an undercover cop..................How cool is that at her age.

  24. Forcing a fart while eating breakfast in a Resturant was not one of my better decisions today.

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    2. jimbo34

      jimbo34

      Lol. Never a good idea in Thailand, Scot, as its 75% likely to be more than just warm air that comes out!

    3. Robi_slo

      Robi_slo

      Health before good table manners. :)

       

    4. Pad thai boy

      Pad thai boy

      But the the Q is....did he get Peang to wash'em or bin'em

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  25. Found a Dvd the other day entitled 'bald and barely leagal'. Chuffed to bits I rushed home put the disc in and sat there with my cock in my hand ready to bash one out......Turns out it was a ministry of transport film on tyre tread depths.

    1. Solice

      Solice

      I cant spell legal

    2. Robi_slo

      Robi_slo

      555555555555555

    3. Mr. Bickle

      Mr. Bickle

      thats a cracker sol-555

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